We’ve seen her ALLEGED TIT BEFORE

People are saying that this picture above is also her…which I guess would make sense because she’s been naked before…but I am saying “Who the fuck is Jennette McCurdy….

I get the whole naked for publicity angle, but I’m not going to go google this shit to see who she is, what she does, or what she is publicity stuntin’ for…it takes a certain kind of girl to want to be famous, and that girl if not already connected is usually pretty willing to get naked..

I guess since we live in the internet porn generation – this kind of thing is hardly a scandal…but still naked…and that counts for something – even if it isn’t her, and she isn’t spreading her gaping asshole…

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Jennette McCurdy is some barely relevant teen poptart who I don’t even think qualifies as being a teen poptart because I’ve barely heard of her, and my life is based partially on teen poptarts, even though I don’t give a fuck about teen poptarts or the shows that they are polluting our youth with, I just know that perverts are into her and that she posts self shots of her ass when not fucking her black boyfriend…a black boyfriend those same perverts jerking off to her probably hate, it tarnishes their opinion of her since they fell in love watching the garbage programming she’s likely on….

That said, jumping on the alleged leaked pics, even though I don’t believe in leaked anything, here are her tits.

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I don’t know who Jennette McCurdy is. I’ve seen her fucked up face around the last little while and the only thing interesting about her is that she posts slutty pics to her instagram for attention – which are a lot better when her face is cropped out of it…

Her captions are pretty genius…

The triple FAP…screams “I’m a child star on a kid’s show trying to break free from that by being slutty and an exhibitionist thanks to having a stage mom who taught me how to whore when I was young, cuz if you look at my face, you’ll see I have no business being anywhere near a camera…unless it’s for porn!”….

I like it…

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Jennette McCurdy is not hot.

I don’t care how many bikini or lingerie stunts she does. I don’t care how big her bra cup size is. I don’t care how many creepy dads jerk off to her because they are forced to watch her stupid show thanks to their kids….and Americans love Jailbait, or the girls who play Jailbait…because it’s illegal and the second you put rules around anything, it makes creepers want it more…

She’s working it hard, for instagram, for the paparazzi, for anyone who will notice, it’s just too bad she’s got a mangled handicap lookin’ face…

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Jennette Mccurdy does the YOGA Pose…

Personally, I prefer when Jennette Mccurdy does that whole I’m In My Underwear And I Accidentally Released it Because the Execs Wanted Me To But they Don’t Want You To Know It was Intentional but that’s probably because I like slutty girls who embrace being sluts, rather than slutty girls who pretend they are doing fitness, especially when the slutty girl isn’t that hot, but has a fan base because dads are perverts….

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I know very little about Jennette McCurdy

I know she’s on some kids TV show and that creepy dads like you like her…because their kids make them watch these shitty shows…

But now she’s apparently taking the get naked for attention route, posting lingerie pics people are saying are fake to the internet, because that’s the only way to break free and become relevant…

ANd fake or not..I’m into it….even if I prefer sex tapes…

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Jennette McCurdy is my internet girlfriend…I try to sext her on twitter sometimes…she always ignores me…but I think she’s just playing hard to get…and I like her thinking she’s in the driver’s seat…cuz the driver’s seat is usually my favorite place to make love….at least with street hookers…because I can’t afford a hotel room and my wife frowns upon me bringing them home with me….

She’s a country pop star…she’s on Nickelodeon tv shows….she’s a recipe for disaster at the tender age of 20….you know one of those falling off hard when people forget she exists…but for now she’s lovely and posing in her bikini for the internet…which I think makes her perfect….or at least on the right track…

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Jennette McCurdy is some wholesome actress from iCarly who is 20 and reinventing herself the way I like girls to reinvent herself….and I am not talking about her country music bullshit career…I am talking about posting some serious short tight dress that I guess she wore to church, like a good Christian this Christmas, you know to excite the congregation, before gracing them with her gift from the lord…her ability of song.. you know…wholesome Booty shots…with a booty hanging out of her dress..the gateway to a vagina that she’s willing to use to get ahead while tricking the rest of the world to thinks she’s a good Jesus loving girl their kids should follow and sign up to….just trying spread the word of the lord…and by the lord I mean the good lord let’s see more of this country singing booty…..

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