Jennette McCurdy is some wholesome actress from some show called iCarly a show that I doubt is still on TV, but when she was 20 it was on TV, and that was the ripe age weirdos who like watching kids TV shows for the pussy, both single and strange men and married and horny with their kids alike…just drawn to her youth, and able to jerk off to it thanks to PVR….

She was an aspiring singer, who didn’t make it as a singer, she’s still on TV on some show I doubt anyone has watched, and she’s also writing for magazines because she’s got a lot to say.

She’s not the wholesome country girl you’d think someone named Jenette would be, but she’s from California, and just trying to get as much coverage as possible, like all California girls, it happens when you’re raised so close to Disney..and Hollywood…

Throughout it all, she’s had a weak chin…and apparently big tits that she’s putting out to the internet because why not put them tits out there…people love tits…and it helps careers exist…

The PR hustle I like. Way better than late night talk shows…and interviews and other nonsense..

Here she is singing wrecking ball because she’s more than just tits…

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