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2016

19

Aug

Beyonce Jumping off a Yacht of the Day

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I hate Beyonce. I hate that she’s marketed herself as Queen B, and people buy into it and refer to her as Queen B. I hate puns and I hate cunts who are just manipulating – trying to stay relevant, singing empowering shit she doesn’t actually mean – since she’s been rich and successful since she was a kid…

She’s just a white washed scam, designed by white people to use black people to reach white people and everyone along the way can make some money.

There is zero authentic about her and she’s not even hot – even though she’s trying really fucking hard to be…

But for some reason…I fucking love these pics of her jumping off a yacht…they made me laugh out loud…and I never laugh, laughing is for retards and peasants…but this shit is pure comedy gold…but it’d be better if this was her escaping a hostile terrorist attack on her 300 million dollar yacht…walk the plank bitch, we pirates….to really give her a taste of excitement in her life of luxury…

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It reminds me of this video I put on my shitty instagram

Life….

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