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2019

14

Feb

Beyonce Got Them Titties On of the Day

Beyonce Got Them Titties On

Whenever 45 year old Beyonce tries to sexualize herself, with her tits out, in blazers or in leotards….or whatever it is she does when she tries to compete for Jay Z’s attention with the other girls he fucks, like Rihanna….I always laugh…because Beyonce really isn’t hot..but she tries…and tries..and the people still eat it up because her and her team have managed to make her into this icon and phenomenon…she has a “bee hive of fans and they fucking worship her…mainly women and gay dudes…but probably a few straights in there who think she’s amazing…

I get that she’s got tits and by default her tits are worth looking at because they are tits….and I get that I am not the typical fanboy who is into these celebrities…I prefer local whores…toothless and affordable…where as these ones are just out of everyone’s realm of reality…and you know they are cunts about it…which makes the fact you all worship them so weird. They don’t care about you. They just want your money.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2018

11

Jun

Beyonce Erotica of the Day

I just saw these pictures.

I found them offensive, not in a racist way, but in a why the fuck do I want to see Beyonce’s mom ass way…I didn’t give a fuck about Beyonce when she was 18 and starting out, I sure as hell don’t need to see her 40 year old ass exposed – no matter how many ass injections or squats she does.

Keep it to your damn self woman.

She looks like some boudoir soft core 90s shit I jerked off to when I had no other option…

Maybe you have no other option…

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2018

01

Mar

Beyonce Knowles Titties of the Day

Beyonce Knowles Titties in a floral dress

I find Beyonce such bullshit. Everything she does is bullshit. Her whole celebrity is built on bullshit. People buy into her because they are bullshit. It’s just a viral, lots of money pumped into, piled of bullshit, that the everyday people, the masses, the mainstream just think is great music, great persona, great contribution to society for whatever reason, probably because they believe the bullshit they see as not being bullshit…I mean it is a culture of people eating processed food and other bullshit disguised as quality….

But her titties are not bullshit, I mean they could be bullshit, but her showing them off is the only legit thing she’s done.

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2017

24

Aug

Beyonce Big Booty of the Day

Beyonce is slutting out on social media, grabbing that mom ass, staying edgy or attempting to stay relevant now that she’s shat out two more babies created in a test tube with fertility drugs, cuz bitch is old…

You know getting into a tight dress and spreading her ass like a porn star, because no matter how much money an attention seeker makes, she’ll always be addicted to that attention she seeks, and will do anything she can to get it…normally in the form of slutty behavior because feeling sexy while getting attention is probably a better feeling for a woman than getting the attention for being a fucking pig who can eat all the Popeyes Chicken thrown at her in some corporate sponsorship…where I guess Beyonce is aiming for a bit of both…

I guess what I am saying at is slutty behavior for slutty feedback is hot enough to look at.

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2017

03

Mar

Beyonce Pregnant in a Tight Dress GIF of the Day

This Beyonce GIF….from the Oscars is what you’d expect from a self involved, narcissitic cunt, who is breeding, with two parasites eating off her Popeye’s Chicken diet….it’s slutty, trying to be sexy, erotic and disgusting all at the same time…because Beyonce…is the fucking worst…

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2017

02

Feb

The Rest of the Self Absorbed, Narcissist Naked Beyonce Pregnancy Shoot of the Day

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The problem in our society is that cunts like Beyonce are celebrated as gods, as moral leaders, as the people all these other people they have brain washed and marketed themselves to in a scamming money making scheme that works…because everything about Beyonce is fucking terrible, garbage, negative, self indulgent, spoiled brat narcissist…who goes so far as to stage cheesy pregnancy photoshoots – because she either knows the world will eat it up and talk about it – and she can sell some songs…are keep people thinking about her while she’s gone to be a MOM and pregnant breeding farm animal with a litter of pieces of shit inside her…I hate beyonce…

This is like a stripper coming back to the club for one weekend of pure pregnancy lab dances for her regulars, you know a cash in, a give them a taste of her pregnancy, because they’ll like it, as lonely men they fantasize about knocking a bitch up….not that strippers really leave when pregnant – they need the money for their meth…

So this is worse than a stripper…working through her pregnancy because she needs the money – because BEYONCE has the fucking money – enough money to shut the fuck up and disappear…but instead – she still brings in as people call her the QUEEN and she channels Jesus’ crown of thornes…what the fuck…

If there was a god, he would have drowned this demon in the underwater portion of the shoot..I mean him or Jay Z jus to shut this garbage up..

The worst….but probably better than when she starts stage parenting all these spawns of hers…that’ll be the actual worst…

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2017

01

Feb

Beyonce’s Pregnancy Panty Erotica Announcement of the Day

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I guess Beyonce doesn’t let her man sticking his dick in other bitches get in the way of him sticking his dick in her….as she just announced she’s pregnant in some creepy high concept fashion photo in lingerie while pregnant erotica you can jerk off to – if you’re into that kind of thing…

Obviously bitch needs to make a spectacle or production about the whole thing….

I don’t see how this is big news, or why Beyonce is the icon that she is, makes no sense to me, but while pushing 40, it’s pre-menopausal time to not have an only child….and at least she can go back to being fat old mom – rather than the attempt at tight body seductress she did after her last pregnancy…something that made no sense to me…it’s like take your 500 million or more and be fucking lazy or a mom…..you’ve proved all their is to prove…you self indulgent…cum filled to not baby filled cunt…

The worst ego ever…but at least she has the decency to cover her head.

They say it’s twins, but I think it’s constipation from a whole lot of Popeye’s chicken…she’ll shit out and be forced to buy some black babies from the ghetto to perpetuate her weight gain lie…

We would like to share our love and happiness. We have been blessed two times over. We are incredibly grateful that our family will be growing by two, and we thank you for your well wishes. – The Carters

I’m still waiting for the Taylor Swift pregnancy announcement – after hearing she was pregnant a year ago…but I guess that ended in abortion….something that we wish would happened to Beyonce all those years ago…

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2016

19

Aug

Beyonce Jumping off a Yacht of the Day

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I hate Beyonce. I hate that she’s marketed herself as Queen B, and people buy into it and refer to her as Queen B. I hate puns and I hate cunts who are just manipulating – trying to stay relevant, singing empowering shit she doesn’t actually mean – since she’s been rich and successful since she was a kid…

She’s just a white washed scam, designed by white people to use black people to reach white people and everyone along the way can make some money.

There is zero authentic about her and she’s not even hot – even though she’s trying really fucking hard to be…

But for some reason…I fucking love these pics of her jumping off a yacht…they made me laugh out loud…and I never laugh, laughing is for retards and peasants…but this shit is pure comedy gold…but it’d be better if this was her escaping a hostile terrorist attack on her 300 million dollar yacht…walk the plank bitch, we pirates….to really give her a taste of excitement in her life of luxury…

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It reminds me of this video I put on my shitty instagram

Life….

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2016

23

Jun

Beyonce’s New Video of the Day

Beyonce is the fucking worst, but people fucking love her. She’s got the world brain washed because either white people like watching black people do better than her…or maybe she’s just managed to market herself and brainwash people into thinking she’s a leader or has substance and value…while anyone with a brain knows that she’s polluting us with her image and lies…

But in trying to be higher concept, big purpose, real deal, someone with depth, instead of a vapid candy coated piled of bullshit, she’s brought in ZULU nation tribal people, ruling in the plantaction house….and Serena Williams thighs for some black power shit…where she says “suck on my balls”….because like I’ve been saying all along…Beyonce is for sure a drag queen…and she’s given us so many clues of that her ENTIRE career…from going as far as calling herself a queen…and having a dick…

Can it be considered cultural appropriation when the bitch trying to connect with the people – is living the white man dream – as white as fuck as white can be….not because she’s rich…but because she’s unrelatable…

Garbage, this isn’t political – it’s entertainment, video’s shot alright though…too bad it’s Beyonce…oh – this is the Becky with the Good hair song, now I get the reference and hype – 5,000,000 people have watched this…what the fuck…

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2016

21

Jun

Beyonce on the Beach with Jay Z of the Day

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Someone told me that she hated Beyonce and Jay Z for being an annoying couple, and I’ve never really looked too deeply into it, but I have also hated Beyonce for as long as I can remember, I just don’t believe her nonsense, and sure I’ll watch her shake her mom ass on stage like she’s still 20 years old, despite being a 40 year old mom, I find the desperation and level of trying as hard as she can entertaining, but not as entertaining as that she coined herself as Queen Bee and the world bought into it, it is like people are real fucking morons…

She’s on tour with her husband, we call it cashing the fuck in as a modern touring family that rely heavily on the media to allow them to keep existing, not that Jay Z really needs the media to keep him existing, he has a record label that has some real fucking earners among other things, but I guess the attention keeps them relevant…

I heard that white people are just obsessed with their every move, because in racist America people like to watch black people do better than them…I don’t know why…I guess it’s like a “wonder of the world” to them or some shit…

I am more interested in seeing Jay Z fuck Beyonce like he fucks all the girls who aren’t Beyonce…couple sex is the only think I find interesting about couples…not drinking on the beach…that shit’s garbage…I wonder how many takes it too – but how about I post it! Here you go.

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How about her booty shake..

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