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2015

06

Aug

Beyonce Flash Tattoo Porn of the Day

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Beyonce isn’t hot…but she thinks she’s hot…because everyone around her tells her how hot she is…

I guess when you’re woth 500,000,000 dollars, and people around you suck your dick all day, and the audience just feeds into her, she’s either like “yes I’m amazing”…or “fuck it, let’s do this”….

But it makes me laugh, because Mark Zuckerberg is worth 41 billion dollars, and people jus think he’s evil, but it would be amazing if he was more like an Entertainment dude, and posed like Beyonce, all cocky with his success..

Maybe Beyonce is in denial about being in her 30s and a mom…it’s some kind of crisis…or maybe she’s trying to stay relevant with her baby daddy to distract him from all his groupies and bajan hookers..

Here she is from her TUMBLR promoting cheesy music festival flash tattoos everyone is into…

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2015

29

Jul

Beyonce’s Big Cleavage Tumblr Hipster of the Day

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Beyonce isn’t hot…

Beyonce thinks she’s the hottest fucking shit…and she’s producing pics like she’s a hipster chick, when she’s actually a 30 something year old mom who doesn’t understand that she’s a 30 something year old mom…

This is what happens when people make too much money, and spend their entire lives being sucked up to by a crew…

This is also what happens when your husband is surrounded by groupie pussy, and makes millions a year of Bajan pussy, who can pull the sex thing, because she’s broken and from an island and it makes sense…she’s sucked some dick to this…While Beyonce was in Fucking Destiny’s child..But she does have tits, and makes fun Miley Gifs…

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2015

09

Jun

Beyonce’s Vegan Tits of the Day

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Beyonce amazes me, and not in a she calls herself “Queen B” and that’s fucking entitled and obnoxious of any girl, esspecially a rich cunt who has nothing to prove, except maybe that she’s still got sex appeal, because she’s got everything else, and with a husband that keeps cheating on her with Kanye and other sluts, I’d assume it has got to her head making her work extra hard on her exhibitionism to keep up with the young girls…instead of just raising her kid like a lady..because none of these girls are ladies…they are just fame whore trash trying so hard to stay relevant…even though they can afford to disappear…and should fucking disappear…

Anyway, here’s some Queen B bikinis selfies…showing off her tits…fascinating…but only because there is no need for this…amateur selfie by a photog that has been photoshopped nonsense to connect with the commoners…she is a queen.

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2015

21

May

Beyonce is Rich of the Day

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Beyonce is rich as fuck…she’s always a pile of shit..who show’s off her money…because that’s just the way society is…you know even people who aren’t rich as fuck are pouring their 20,000 bottles of champagne in a “suffering from success”…kind of “hip hop” is mainstream and pop culture…

But if you think Beyonce paid for this to dump out, you’re crazy…she gets everything for free, because even rich as fuck people, don’t like wasting money…and rich as fuck people are so rich as fuck and self involved that 20,000 dollars is nothing to them even if they did buy it, which I am sure she didn’t….but I guess 20,000 dollars could be better spent feeding an African baby…

But it got people talking, and everything she does is strategic…so who fucking cares what she does in the hot tub, because the fact is her piss is worth more than any of you…

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2015

19

May

Nicki Minaj and Beyonce have a Video of the Day

Beyonce and Nicki Minaj are releasing a song for Tidal, which is Jay Z’s failed app that everyone was talking about last week, and I guess it would only make sense that he do what he knows best and that’s get star studded people to endorse it…especially when one is his wife and business partner and the other is Nicki Minaj, a puppet trying so hard to find authenticity in the hip hop world…even though we know, like Drake, behind that “hood” accent and speech is an educated person who knows how to speak normally, you know like a modern day Ali G…with big tits and a fake ass…

All this to say…they are eating burgers in the video and that’s enough excitement for one day…
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2015

12

May

Beyonce’s Possible 2003 See Through of the Day

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They claim that this is Beyonce in St Tropez showing her tits in 2003…back when the world was far more conservative and Beyonce was just some candy-coated poptart…in fact she really only started spreading her ass on the internet in the last 2 years since her kid because that’s just where the market went, that’s just what the other popstars were doing, and I guess that in and of itself was enough for Beyonce, who like all women, especially those performing, to really stay competitive and get noticed…

It is safe to say that these could be her, they look like her, they probably are her, but she wasn’t that edgy in 2003, and now that she’s in her 30s trying to compete with the Miley’s and Rihannas, despite spending millions on tricking people to think she’s a Queen in her marketing campaigns…she’s just following the trend…that I don’t hate on cuz I love tits and celebrities who show them…..except I hate all celebs…so it cancels each other out, but you get what I am saying here…

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2015

05

May

Beyonce is Slutty in Vegas of the Day

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Beyonce is on some post pregnancy mission to be a sex icon…because calling herself Queen B isn’t egotistical enough…now she wants people jerking off to her…even though no one has jerked off to her…ever…not even her husband because he’s too busy jerking off Kanye…using money as lube…while his Jewish Business partners…watch..

I guess it is her attempt to compete with Kim and Rihanna…since they all run in the same circles…because being worth half a billion dollars isn’t enough for her to bow down with her shitty catalog of music and live a good life as a good mother to her kids…but instead she feels compelled to show ass cheek cleavage…the whole thing is silly – but I’ll watch – because I got nothing else going on…

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2015

16

Apr

Beyonce Slutty in Bikini of the Day

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Beyonce is obviously a fame whore, attention seeking, up on some Kim Kardashiana hoping for all the media attention that she can get…trying to have sex appeal, or flaunt her tits so that you think she has sex appeal…in efforts to compete with the younger sluts pulling off her Popstar hustle…and maybe to hope her husband doesn’t keep cheating on her…cheapening herself, lowering herself, leading to selfie bikini pics like an instagram whore…which to some may be the best work she’s ever done, the best song she’s ever sung…to others..it’s just desperate…and if you love desperate girls, even when they are worth 500,000,000 dollars and not that desperate…you’ll love this..

To me…it’s all just bullshit noise I want to turn off…because it turns me off….

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2015

25

Feb

Beyonce’s Shirt of the Day

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I guess now that Beyonce has moved to LA to be amongst the equally rich and famous, only a little more sun soaked….and a lot less urban…she’s getting into the paparazzi groove, something she’s obviously used to being Beyonce, but it just seems like it is worst in LA…and I guess she’s using it as an opportunity to work them milk filled mom tits, unless those are just fat chick tits, or maybe they are implants as these famous people do…who knows…I just know she’s flaunting tit…tit that she probably tries to distract Jay Z from fucking other girls with…but that probably doesn’t stop him as being a billionaire rapper who owns Rihanna…probably likes dipping it other things…but Beyonce, politically, is good for business…here’s her shirt..

All this to say…I prefer Nicki Minaj’s nip slip…another phony rappper….who pretends to identify with her black roots, when really I just think she’s mocking it…and cashing in…a theory proved in her early carer…and more importantly…proved in the fact the record execs found her in an acting school…

So much light skinned girl in this post…I could just shit myself…all it is missing is Christina Milian, but I posted those earlier….

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2015

19

Feb

Beyonce’s Un-Re-Touched Pictures of the Day

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I kinda like seeing Beyonce looking less like some Air Brushed goddess, with her pounds and pounds of make-up that make her look flawless, because when you’re Beyonce, you market yourself as being flawless, all while singing about how great you are, but in interviews acting like you’re down to earth…

I mean it just looks like she’s a 30 something mom on Halloween dressed like Beyonce, a shitty costume, but it was all she could afford on her McDonald’s Cashier budget, mixed with a pre-pubescent Tutti from the Facts of life, all this to say, 100 percent terrifying…if they are legit…I mean this doesn’t even look like Beyonce, it’s like bitch wears some kind of mask in public or something…or maybe this is just a different person….

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