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2016

29

Apr

Beyonce Fat Ass in Concert of the Day

I hate that everyone is celebrating Beyonce and seeing her as anything more than a puppet for the media trying to sell product..

I have heard non stop commentary celebrating her existence and artistry. Talking about her as some kind of iconic force with masterful approach..who makes music for women and who brings down the patriarchy..

They go onto say how raw and innovative and brilliant her creative direction is…or how her miscarriage or JAY cheating on her is so honest, despite it being covered in the media and in other specials she has done…

It’s like people want to believe the lie that is Beyonce, they are putty in her hands…

What I am not hearing is that her music is written by dozens of people. Her songs aren’t her. Her visuals aren’t her. She has teams of people with one sole purpose of pushing her HUSBAND’s app.

This is marketing. You’re being manipulated.

And here’s her fat ass in concert, you GROUPIE fucks…touring the scam that is lemonades…like a little kid selling piss as lemonade on the street corner for idiots to buy thinking “cute kid”…instead of thinking “Shitty fucking lemonade”

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2016

31

Mar

Beyonce Does a Fitness Line of the Day

I know whenever I think of Beyonce, I think fitness….

I don’t think fat Fried Chicken sponsored eating monster who decided to get fit because her husband cheats on her, she’s getting older, and the only way for her to compete with his Money Maker Rihanna is to really get in shape so that she has the energy to push through…and compete, in one last hustle, since already having 500 million dollars isn’t enough, when you need to ensure your man doesn’t upgrade…gotta stay on top or some shit…

Unfortunately, she looks kinda hot in this video, and I’ve historically had nothing but disinterest in Beyonce…but maybe, just maybe, it’s wanting to fuck a black girl in a life where I’ve never fucked a black girl..because black girls don’t like me…racists.

More?

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2015

23

Oct

Flashback Friday Beyonce’s Cameltoe for Jay Z of the DAy

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Beyonce is the fucking worst…but she doesn’t think that, or doesn’t want you to think that, so her and her team, the masters in marketing and manipulation have made the general public think she’s some kind of queen, or goddess or DIVA…here to save the fucking world with big booty, and cleary big pussy, so hungry in it’s attempt to stay fit that it’ll eat anything it gets its lips on, because Beyonce has a responsibility to compete with Jay Z’s other girlfriend Rihanna…a fight that’s been going on for a decade now…

So the other night, when performing at his event for his app, for free…she pulled out her big mom pussy…for the world to see…hoping to make him stop cheating on her…and I think that cameltoe, because it comes with so much meaning, is the highlight of the week…

Mmmmmmmmom pussy…..has recently become my favorite kind of pussy because mom’s are so fucking horny, trying to be sexy and have sex appeal, dealing with their hormones and competing with the youth, even fucking they youth, because they already have the kid out of their system, and just want to come…not to mention they are easy to fist and I love fisting….

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2015

21

Oct

Queen Beyonce Tit, Ass and Cameltoe of the Day

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People were excited by the dress that Beyonce wore…you know like she was J.LO at that award show with her tits spilling out many fucking years ago…when tits spilling out of dresses were more of a shocking thing…and less of a common practice from anyone with tits trying to get noticed, despite their whole bullshit campaign about being an independent proud women, she clearly doens’t embrace her natural body and look, and instead just does what all the basics do for attention, but don’t tell her that..instead make sure the media call her “QUEEN”…either buying into her lie..in a pathetic way…or hired to do it…

It’s the only way she can go to events promoting her husbands bullshit app….in her rider, that he ensured, because Beyonce is obviously rich as fuck, but everything about her screams trying too hard, and trying to trick her cheating husband into thinking she’s got sex appeal as he fucks everyone else…that isn’t her…

Either way, weird, but would be nice if this was a crime against the monarchy…the ended in death…but I guess society lost it’s edge the last 400 years…

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2015

20

Oct

Beyonce in One-Piece for Beat Magazine of the Day

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Beyonce, who had the worst scandal of her life last week, when her dad said she was the exact same age as Pink and Usher, who are apparently 2-3 years older than her on Wikipedia, because we can assume someone down the line of famous lied about her age to get her in the door, forcing them to stick with it….

You know a scandal far worst than all the divorce rumors, fake pregnancy rumors, the fight in the elevator for having a cheating husband rumors…not to mention her dad knocking up stripper rumors…or my personal favorite…that Beyonce is sent from hell, is the fucking devil incarnated, here to dance like she’s a 20 year old, because her ego needs to perform and she can’t bow down gracefully like she was J.Lo….but instead…wears one piece bathing suits…which I guess are appropriate for 40 year old moms…but she’s not doing it to hide her gross body…she’s doing it to get you to jerk off to her…it makes Jay Z thinks she’s still hot…and thus worth not sticking with for business reasons..

She’s the worst…and these pics for Beat Magazine would have been better with more spread ass…let’s make all photoshoots OB/GYN exmas…

Either way, she does it for America or because of America..

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2015

16

Oct

Beyonce is 36 Not 34 – Now Lynch Her of the Day

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Beyonce’s dad did an interview with “The Breakfast club” on power 105 FM….and made some comment about Beyonce and Pink having been in an Atlanta based kid group back when they were kids…because I guess nothing is pure and all these celebrities are conditioned to be famous at a young age, thanks to crazy parents….and their sad stories of trying to make it are more…going to auditions until they make it…

Either way, he said that the two were the exact same age…SCANDAL…because according to WIKIPEDIA Beyonce was born in 1981 and PINK in 1979….

CRAZY!!

To think that these stage parents lie about their kids to get a few more years out of them…is so hard to believe…you know you’d think they’d be more honest in their selling their kids to the devil…and exploiting their talent for their own personal gain in a competitive world…would never NEVER involve lying about their age…or making them have sex with producers while underage…

Where there is money there is Darkness…and I am sure there are many more lies about Beyonce…if you really bothered looking into it..

I would assume EVERY single one of these famous kids is lying about their age. I had someone email me years ago about Ashley Tisdale saying she’s 8 years older than she says she is….and I look at Bella Thorne and that bitch looks 28…not 18…it’s just the way it is…

But anything to help damage beyonce even just a little excites me…

Here’s the interview:

Here’s Beyonce singing in Houston at 7….in 1988 or 1989….but according to her dad – she’d be 3 year older..and 10 or 11 in this video…I figure you’re the pervert into kids who can look at this and decide on age…to men…anyone under 17 is the same stinky pile of disgusting and annoying shit I’d rather see aborted…

Here are some pics of her…

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2015

29

Sep

Beyonce’s Squat Train to Inspire You of the DAy

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Here’s a squat train….

I don’t know whether that’s a thing or not…it’s like Human Centipede but not because their mouths are attached to their assholes…but because you know if you’re this close to high maintenance, demanding, annoying Beyonce, you’re going be eating a whole lot of shit…

Leave it up to Beyonce to forget she’s an old washed up mom…and to squeeze in a leotard and blame it on “Love Your Body”…when really she just wants to porn out herself and feel sexy in a world where her husband fucks groupies….

FUN! If by fun I mean pathetic..trying hard…yet cashing in…..which I do.

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TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN A LEOTARD CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER PERFORM WITH ED SHEERAN THIS WEEKEND – WHERE THE LEOTARD PICS WERE TAKEN – GOD WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO CLICK HERE

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2015

11

Sep

Beyonce Big Tits Sally on a Boat of the Day

Beyonce and Jay-Z with their daughter Blue Ivy enjoy a family getaway on a yacht in the Amalfi Coast. The superstar couple had lunch at La Conca del Sogno in Nerano, Italy.

Beyonce is on some sort of aggressive marketing campaign..

THe other day she did flaunt..

Then the story of Jay Z and her breaking up came out…

Then the story of them being kicked out of their 150,000 dollar a month house because they didn’t want to buy it came out…

Then Jay Z in a hood singing her lyrics to her song at a concert came out…

And I know all this….without every having looked up Beyonce news, it just sort of happens on social media…and the fact that I knew all this terrifies me…

But not as much as Beyonce, on Beyonce, talking about Beyonce, while showing off Beyonce because Beyonce does…

ANd her are her tits…on a boat

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2015

09

Sep

Beyonce in Flaunt Magazine is as Hot as she Can Be of the Day

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FLAUNT MAGAZINE is back….

I am not sure they ever went away, but I don’t remember hearing about them in the last couple of years and I guess I’m not the target market so what the fuck do I know, other than that their latest issue is coming at you harder than you’ll possibly cum to the pics they took of Beyonce…

I assume that they are showing the world that they can be contenders in the “break the internet” movement that magazines have taken on with their photoshoots…

Whether it’s Paper Magazine with Kim Kardashian’s fake ass balancing a Champagne glass, or Interview Magazine releasing facetime sexting pics of Miley pretty much masturbating, to everything in between…it’s kind of the way shit works now…

Only this time, It’s Beyonce, who amazes me, not because I’m a gay dude waiting outside her concert screaming her name hoping she hears me because I feel she’s my spirit animal, and that ever since Say My Name…I’ve been saying her name…because I related to independent women…

She amazes me because at 40, with child, she’s managed to make herself pretty much hotter than she’s ever been, which isn’t really that hot, but still competitive with her competion…Rihanna…who makes Jay Z…more money than Beyonce ever has…unless they sell their kid to the industry…which I assume they will because why not…

So Beyonce should thank FLAUNT MAGAZINE for making her matter…even though according to Beyonce she’s always and will always matter, you get that?

No I haven’t gone soft, I am always soft, and no, I don’t think Beyonce is ever hot and is always the worst….I’m just saying better than usually…looking on the bright side….she’s grabbing her mom tits in a pool…

Check out FLAUNT for more pics…it’s a 500 page issue with a ton of people in it…. HERE

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2015

13

Aug

Beyonce in Vogue’s September Issue of the Day

Beyonce terrifies me…

We’ve given her too much money, too much fame, too much power. She thinks she’s still relevant…people think she’s still relevant…and she keeps on doing media, and sexualizing herself, despite being old, tired, and a mom…There is no aging gracefully and bowing out, because once in the game, and accepted by they gays for your level of fabulous, like Cher and Madonna – you just keep on fucking polluting the world with your nonsense…well into your 70s…because you can afford to do this for free…now that you have more money than god…but more importantly, you don’t have to do it for free…as idiots still throw money at you…

Beyonce…is the devils work

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