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2016

24

Aug

Ryan Newman’s Photoshoot of the Day

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I am not sure why her face and tits look like they are a 35 year old Kardashian but I think it’s more a sign of the times.

She’s actually 18….and hr name is Ryan, something that luckily worked out for the parents…you know when you give your girl a dude’s name, you hope she doesn’t grow up to be a bull dyke and at naming time – you never really know where it’ll end up…

She is “Half Jewish, Half Christian, Mostly Jewish”…which is what you’d want any performing, acting, cheesy, auditioning, hollywood person to say…

She’s been in Disney bullshit, and Disney execs have probably been in her…

She’s been in Sharknado 3 and you can just go into IMDB…

I’m more into figuring out what at 18, she looks 35….is she lying about her age like Bella Thorne, pretending to be 18 because idiots believe thanks to laziness…

Are young girls prostituted by their parents, getting their periods young from the trauma of having their childhoods robbed of them…coupled with hormones in the food and parents doing plastic surgery procedures on them to get the part the reason…

Is it sun damage, the birth control pill, breast implants and BOTOX….so many questions for a bitch who is hardly on the radar, but who is posting unbuttoned shirt pics like a harlot…the way we like most 18 year olds to be – thanks to being raised on porn…

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