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2019

09

Apr

Ryan Newman’s Bikini of the Day

When I google Ryan Newman – some old fat stock car race driver….

I don’t think this is him…

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2018

20

Jun

Ryan Newman in a Bikini of the Day

Ryan Newman is some actress or personality I’ve barely heard of but she’s got some tits…

I like girls with guy’s names….like Ryan….as long as those girls don’t have dicks…

I do not think fucking a girl with a guy’s name is weird enough to make me lose an erection while fucking a girl with a guy’s name….not that I’ve ever fucked a girl with a guy’s name…unless that guy’s name is George….Neil….or Donald…and even then I can see past a name and stare at what counts…the vagina…

Especially in this era of NO genders…

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2017

07

Dec

Ryan Whitney Newman Promoting her Hair Removal of the Day

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Ryan Newman posted a sponsored Instagram post showing off her hairless armpit in an era of women protesting hair removal thanks to feminism…all becaue Ryan Newman is into having hairless armpits…archaic and a sign of the patriarchy to some…but hot to others…I just like that it’s pretty low hanging fruit to be plugging some hair removal place in exchange for free treatment, are times that tough..girl can’t afford the 1000 dollars it costs?

That said, Ryan Newman is young Hollywood…where young girls, prostituted by their parents, get their periods young from the trauma of having their childhoods robbed of them…become vain thanks to having so much pressure on them to get cast…and coddled thanks to the parents relying heavily on them to pay the bills…are filled with things like botox and fillers at a young age to make them look like they are in their 30s, even though the majority of dudes are more into the fact that she is 18 than that she looks 35….

She’s also got tits…like the Jon Benet of her generation, just not dead…and you may know her, especially if you’re a creepy dad forced to watch Disney channel from a sow called ZEKE and LUTHER. Or maybe from Sharknado 3….struggling maybe…but posting armpits to an arpit fetishists is probably priceless..enjoy.

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2017

04

Jan

Ryan Newman is Fun of the Day

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The other day I was calling all these young, exploited girls Jon Benet Ramsey of their generation – but not dead…

All shameless celebrities, like Ariel Winter, Bella Thorne, even Selena Gomez 10 years ago….before she had to go to rehab for being dumped by Beiber, like a coddled little twat who can’t deal with her emotions….thanks to parents who had a fucking dream…

And I realize that it is a wonderful thing, when parents teach their kids the importance of being half naked / in bikinis as often as they can…because it builds and audience, gets them more jobs and everyone’s ego can collectively circle jerk, squirt all over their faces in joy of winning the most basic tactic to get known…

And I think she looks great….

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2017

02

Jan

Ryan Newman Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Ryan Newman is an 18 year old actress that old creepy dudes who watch the Disney Channel like….

Because there are two kinds of young girls old creepy dudes jerk off to, those who are on instagram posting nude pics on fringe, almost porn site…and young girls who were prostituted by their parents at a young age, and understand the importance of sacrificing their childhood for the benefit of the family, doing things they don’t want to do, leading to getting their periods young from the trauma….

So that by 22 they can have a face full of fillers, looking like a 40 year old, so that they still stay relevant and youthful, or they can just leak nude pics….or in this case bikini pics of her twerking…because it’s accessible, safe for work porn, that gets people to follow you – and it’s all about followers….pervert followers…

So Ryan Newman, the Jon Benet of her household…is a keeper…

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2016

19

Sep

Ryan Newman Nipple Slip on Snapchat of the Day

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Ryan Newman started acting at age 7 because her parents exploited her, but they’ll convince her that she was a natural star and it was her doing, as they spend all the money they made “managing her” before turning 18….

You can assume that in being a child star, she was spoiled to the point of annoying, if not coddled and catered to, because kids don’t fucking know or see the big picture, and the parents needed to keep her motivated while robbingher of her childhood…to keep her earnign…

So when other kids were playing she was on set, with all kinds of pressure to perform, breaking her human spirit, creating an ego….leaving her totally delusional, and probably intolerable…addicted to the good life, but forced to navigate the industry to maintain that life…to grow that audience…to matter and get work so that the money train doesn’t stop…hoping that her peak of her career isn’t Sharknado 3…..

So she’s casually flashed her nipple on snapchat…in the most innocent of “you have to screen your picture before posting, don’t try to make us think you didn’t know there was nipple, you probably took 30 pics before choosing that one”…I’m onto you Ryan Newman…

I guess this child star is doing better than all the dead ones.

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2016

24

Aug

Ryan Newman’s Photoshoot of the Day

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I am not sure why her face and tits look like they are a 35 year old Kardashian but I think it’s more a sign of the times.

She’s actually 18….and hr name is Ryan, something that luckily worked out for the parents…you know when you give your girl a dude’s name, you hope she doesn’t grow up to be a bull dyke and at naming time – you never really know where it’ll end up…

She is “Half Jewish, Half Christian, Mostly Jewish”…which is what you’d want any performing, acting, cheesy, auditioning, hollywood person to say…

She’s been in Disney bullshit, and Disney execs have probably been in her…

She’s been in Sharknado 3 and you can just go into IMDB…

I’m more into figuring out what at 18, she looks 35….is she lying about her age like Bella Thorne, pretending to be 18 because idiots believe thanks to laziness…

Are young girls prostituted by their parents, getting their periods young from the trauma of having their childhoods robbed of them…coupled with hormones in the food and parents doing plastic surgery procedures on them to get the part the reason…

Is it sun damage, the birth control pill, breast implants and BOTOX….so many questions for a bitch who is hardly on the radar, but who is posting unbuttoned shirt pics like a harlot…the way we like most 18 year olds to be – thanks to being raised on porn…

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2016

01

Jul

18 Year Old Actress – Ryan Newman of the DAy

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Ryan Newman started acting at age 7 and you know what that means….her parents exploited her, stressed her out, spoiled her to keep her motivated then robbed her of a childhood, when other kids were playing she was on set, with all kinds of pressure to perform put on her, breaking her spirit and creating a vapid little ego….leaving her totally delusional and addicted to the good life, but forced to navigate things and retain or grow audience so that her peak of her career isn’t Sharknado 3…..

She’s doing it with bikinis and hot young tit…good strategy for me, better than that other childstar Gary Coleman who did it with slowly self destructing before dying…

I don’t remember ever posting pics of her before, all these bitches blend into each other, and as long as slutty selfies happen – thants what matters.

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2016

27

Apr

Ryan Newman’s Slutty 18th Birthday of the Day

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I’ve never heard of Ryan Newman, but these pictures are all over the place, thanks to her shitty 18th birhtday PR stunt with shitty photoshoot…so I was forced to look her up.

Apparently, she just turned 18. I am not sure why her face and tits look like they are a 35 year old Kardashian but I think it’s more a sign of the times.

Young girls, especially those prostituted by their parents, get their periods young from the trauma of having their childhoods robbed of them…plus they are vain thanks to having so much pressure on them to get cast….plus they have these parents who are willing to get them botox and fillers to make them look like they are in their 30s, even though the majority of dudes are more into the fact that she is 18 than that she looks 35….I mean that and her tits…

She’s the Jon Benet of her generation, just not dead…and you may know her, especially if you’re a creepy dad forced to watch Disney channel from a sow called ZEKE and LUTHER. Or maybe from Sharknado 3….

Either way, we can blame the hormones in the food, or we can thank them, who cares, she can do porn now…and for someone who has had her soul ripped out of her young, vapid and entitled, it’s a viable option if this acting thing doesn’t work…but first…comes the instagram whoring….

I guess what I am saying is that she’s better than Bella Thorne…

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