I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2017

04

Jan

Ryan Newman is Fun of the Day

Ryan Newman in a bikini

The other day I was calling all these young, exploited girls Jon Benet Ramsey of their generation – but not dead…

All shameless celebrities, like Ariel Winter, Bella Thorne, even Selena Gomez 10 years ago….before she had to go to rehab for being dumped by Beiber, like a coddled little twat who can’t deal with her emotions….thanks to parents who had a fucking dream…

And I realize that it is a wonderful thing, when parents teach their kids the importance of being half naked / in bikinis as often as they can…because it builds and audience, gets them more jobs and everyone’s ego can collectively circle jerk, squirt all over their faces in joy of winning the most basic tactic to get known…

And I think she looks great….

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