Ryan Newman posted a sponsored Instagram post showing off her hairless armpit in an era of women protesting hair removal thanks to feminism…all becaue Ryan Newman is into having hairless armpits…archaic and a sign of the patriarchy to some…but hot to others…I just like that it’s pretty low hanging fruit to be plugging some hair removal place in exchange for free treatment, are times that tough..girl can’t afford the 1000 dollars it costs?

That said, Ryan Newman is young Hollywood…where young girls, prostituted by their parents, get their periods young from the trauma of having their childhoods robbed of them…become vain thanks to having so much pressure on them to get cast…and coddled thanks to the parents relying heavily on them to pay the bills…are filled with things like botox and fillers at a young age to make them look like they are in their 30s, even though the majority of dudes are more into the fact that she is 18 than that she looks 35….

She’s also got tits…like the Jon Benet of her generation, just not dead…and you may know her, especially if you’re a creepy dad forced to watch Disney channel from a sow called ZEKE and LUTHER. Or maybe from Sharknado 3….struggling maybe…but posting armpits to an arpit fetishists is probably priceless..enjoy.

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