Charli XCX posted this nude snap in a baclava with furry ears, because I guess that’s still the mainstream hipster style, even though I thought it was played out and over back in the Springbreaker era of baclavas…and she’s nude…completely nude…her vagina rubbing up on some space ball puff…all spread open and pressed up against it…possibly dripping out got knows what drips out of Chalri XCX…leaving what we used to call a snailtrail when making jokes about amputee women…before we weren’t allowed to joke anymore…

I don’t know what exictes her about this pic, is it her feet for the foot fetishists, I assume it is, because of the pose..and foot fetishists are fucking weirdos who love feet so fucking much they pay chicks off instagram, even chick you probably follow for pics of feet, they are so passionate about the feet…or maybe she likes that her thighs and calves don’t look big…or her tits have a great amount of cleavage in the arm bra…just so much going on…why did she feel compelled to put it out there..

Oh right, she’s barely talented and this is her tactic to get noticed, talked about, appreciated…the fast food of music and art…just fucking empty with no nutritional value or substance…but still naked…yes…still naked…but not the kind of naked any dude likes in a selfie it’s called the cock tease nude selfie she better have a follow up…from behind shot of….

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