Alessandra Ambrosio is another one of those overrated promo models who sell underwear or used to sell underwear for the billion dollar brand…that paid them well after importing them to America to live the American dream….but she’s old now…and a mom…but I guess that doesn’t stop her from showing off her new tits…semi topless for GQ Brazil…and I’m not hating anything going on here…but I will remind everyone involved that there are 1000s of hotter 21 year olds…so that we can leave the 35 year olds back home by the pool in their LA mansions…to raise their kids with their nannies…there is no need to continue encouraging them to get naked…even if they look good enough naked..they are still moms and this can’t be a good influence on other moms, or husbands.. because I know moms, I see them at the coffee shops having baby play dates…and they don’t look anything like this…so why depress anyone old enough to give a fuck about Alessandra Ambrosio with the whole “I have a multi-million dollar contract so I work out all day, when other moms actually do mom things because they aren’t underwear brand promo models”….

I just think we should retire these bitches at 27…why is the legacy of these people so much longer than it used to be…I blame social media…for not letting nature takes it’s course and let people forget them…it’s just relentless…but topless…but nippleless…we need more…not less…I mean less of her…but if you’re gonna put her out there in her last few “races”….make her fucking deliver…

I don’t know why I bother writing this nonsense…

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