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2017

03

Jan

Irina Shayk in Vogue Brazil of the Day

Irina Shayk for Vogue

Irina Shayk is a wonderful creature, at least I think she’s a wonderful creature, and I’ll assume other people think she’s a wonderful creature, mainly people like Brad Cooper, because he has all the options of pussy in the world, but chose to knock her up, not that he had much of a choice, these things usually workout with a “hey I’m pregnant”….and dude freaking out before realizing he’s really rich and it’ll be fine, plus the kid will probably have good genetics, nice strong and Russian so why the fuck not…

But I am sure there are rich guys who obsess over the girls, I always position the girls as these hookers who are trying to please their man – to lock him down – through sex and being well behaved…but the reality is that when you’re a professional like Irina Shayk, you can reverse the roles and be a fucking tyrant that men try to please like a bunch of fucking groupies…

So the only whoring is that they only go for rich guys since they like money…the whole getting knocked up and being set for life is just a bonus…because dudes are usually the bigger emotional freaks when girls tell them they are leaving…because in every break-up I’ve seen, the dudes are the ones in bed crying and the girls are the ones out getting revenge sex with all their friends…because girls, especially Russians have no soul…they just ride off survival instinct..

This is for VOGUE brazil, pre pregnant, where she was plotting how to get the sperm stuck to her uterus…or possibly early pregnancy where you’d still want to fuck her, knowing she can’t get pregnant, like any of you losers wouldn’t want to get this one pregnant, so that you have proof she let her fuck her..

I think she’s wonderful…likely evil…but wonderful…

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