Joe Jonas was announced as the new Guess? Girl…because I guess Guess? is taking on the direction of everyone in the world, or at least Guess? shoppers, including but not limited to the Guess? founder are homos…which is why they use girls like Charlotte McKinney who are so basic on the hot level, but meet the requirements of what a pin-up girl should be, that it’d have to be a closet case doing the casting like “she’s hot right, she’s got tits”…and if you’ve ever had a closet case friend….who eventually came out of the closet..and you reflect on all the conversations you’ve had about girls and tits over the years…thinking “why was he into tits if he was a queer, oh right, because it’s so obviously, and average and typical to go for the tits, you know it’s marketed that guys love tits, and they do..and so do girls…ask any girl and she’ll tell you she loves her big tits or wishes she had big tits, especailly Charlotte McKinney because without them – all the small minded men and closet cases alike wouldn’t have giver her a career….”

I digress…here’s McKinney thanking Guess? for creating her and Joe Jonas saying he’s not bait for gay dudes to jerk off to…he’s a singer cashing in and hanging out with tits…leave him alone…

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