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2017

27

Jun

Caroline Wozniacki Naked for ESPN of the Day

Caroline Wozniacki is not Serena Williams pregnant in a bikini – because if we’re gonna do this tennis porn shit, let’s make sure it’s not a pregnant Serena which leaves me asking way too many questions about gender that I am not really into exploring and way too many questions about sex appeal…that I am not too into exploring because it will be seen racist when I compare her to an ape in the ZOO when really it’s not a color issue, it’s her sheer size…if she was a white person – dragging her knuckles on the ground, I’d say the same thing, yet since she’s a powerful black woman, something I find hot otherwise, like real hot, black chicks are bombshells… I’m seen as a racist…

ESPN PORN

So this Caroline Wozniacki isn’t some white power shit, despite her being Danish while Denmark is known for their white power movement….

Good thing no one reads this site…but It’s just TENNIS erotica for me…because tennis is erotic to me….it’s all about me.

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