Tennis pussy in a bikini check…

If you can see past her abs and go straight for the wombat hole…

The photo is less queer to masturbate to.

That is my words of wisdom / tip of the day. I know…a modern day Oprah.

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Here’s a little tennis ass in a bikini – in the form of Caroline Wozniacki…a tennis girl who has been getting a lot of love for being a tennis babe – but who to me is a bit too ripped as the sport gets more competitive and the Venus sisters continue to be fucking tanks…these rich entitled white girls who someone took under their wing to train them from a young age to be on the circuit…have to try to man the fuck up to try to compete…

Whether it was Sharapova on performance enhancements that got her banned for year, or this one who clearly does some listing, the whole feminine aspect of women’s tennis is fading, and the panty upskirts and grows are becoming more of a fetish for people into cross dressers than people like me who love sweaty women being all cute when hitting balls on the court.

I still believe non masculine women play tennis, just not at the Caroline Wozniacki level…and I’ll still look at that Caroline Wozniacki in a bikini…but where the fuck is Anna Kournikova when you need her.

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MORE ATHLETES IN BIKINIS….It will never stop…

I used to have a tennis fetish, back when women’s tennis featured women, sure there was the occasional lesbian, but for the most part it was just rich white girls frolicking around hitting balls, grunting and flashing panties…a porno fantasy really…

Now the competition is too strong, and so are the women who participate, but I can still watch them grunt like they are either fucking you up the ass with their dicks, or vice versa…while showing sweaty cameltoe…and to me that’s a celebration..

I don’t think I still have that tennis fetish I’ve always had…because this is what the hot ones look like…a bit too much musculature….I prefer my tennis to be more dainty…

That said here’s Caroline Wozniacki…who I guess is Steve Wozniacki, the guy who created APPLE’s wife….in a bikini like all the girls are doing these days.

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Caroline Wozniacki is not Serena Williams pregnant in a bikini – because if we’re gonna do this tennis porn shit, let’s make sure it’s not a pregnant Serena which leaves me asking way too many questions about gender that I am not really into exploring and way too many questions about sex appeal…that I am not too into exploring because it will be seen racist when I compare her to an ape in the ZOO when really it’s not a color issue, it’s her sheer size…if she was a white person – dragging her knuckles on the ground, I’d say the same thing, yet since she’s a powerful black woman, something I find hot otherwise, like real hot, black chicks are bombshells… I’m seen as a racist…

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So this Caroline Wozniacki isn’t some white power shit, despite her being Danish while Denmark is known for their white power movement….

Good thing no one reads this site…but It’s just TENNIS erotica for me…because tennis is erotic to me….it’s all about me.

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Caroline Wozniacki is a tennis player and she really isn’t that hot…but I have a female tennis fetish…it’s one of those sports you can jerk off to…like Female Surfing, Gymnastics, Figure Skating and really any sport that isn’t the WNBA…

You know fit women, strong women, grunting erotically as they flash their sweated through panties…GOOD TIMES….

Good times that I guess Caroline Wozniacki takes time off from to slut out in a bikini…

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Caroline Wozniacki is a Tennis Star, but unlike other Tennis Stars like Serena Williams, who I posted two posts ago, she actually looks like a woman, and not a Bruce Jenner in a bikini.

I’ve seen Wozniacki play, I am actually a tennis fan, which in and of itself is hilarious since I’m the opposite of high society, and walking into watch a tennis match seems to make people feel uneasy, but then again, it’s usually in the park and the people playing are amateurs not inviting a pervert like me or my suggestions to wear shorter skirts…

The reason I like Womne’s tennis, is partially because the white bread sport offers a level of sophistication and class I appreciate, but also because women’s tennis is slower paced so you can follow the ball as they make aggressive grunts, shrieks, cries as they power through with each swing…all while wearing cute skirts that allow for ass flash, sweaty panty flash, and just girls being fit, doing fitness, squeeze their puss as they search for power is generally is erotic…

So if you’re gonna jerk off to any sport, make it tennis. That’s the words of wisdom of the day.

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