We’ve all got our hometown hotties, this happens to be mine…besides Celine Dion, Elisha Cuthbert and that’s about all the hometown hotties that have come out of here, not so impressive for a city known for their sluts, but whatever.

The tennis star, who I don’t think plays tennis anymore, but she may….using her fitness tennis body for good and not evil….assuming you don’t think bikini pics are evil…which I don’t, but I am sure a bunch of people probably do because it turns them on so hard and you don’t get to see the anal sex clips to close it all out…

The bikini content is the foreplay, the first 30 seconds of the throat fucking clip….but we have to end with this because she’s a legit athlete with million dollar sponsors….

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I guess the female hive mind is so basic that a green bikini for St Patrick’s day becomes the go-to St Patrick’s Day content, assuming that this was posted for St Patrick’s day….because there’s a slim chance it’s just a coincidence if you believe in those kinds of things..which I don’t.

I guess I could check out her instagram to see if she made reference the IRISH SNAKE CHARMER and myth, since Ireland apparently never had snakes…but why bother, I prefer writing my own version of events, it’s more fun that way.

I do remember a time when girls wore green socks, or a green shirt for the drunken extravaganza of fat chicks wasted from day drinking at a silly parade….but the bikini is better.

Eugenie is a sports hero, a hometown hottie, taking her french Canadian body places my girl Guylaine‘s already been

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Hometown Hottie Eugenie Bouchard’s out on a boat in Miami, rocking a bikini, since that’s what you do, showing off her fit tennis body, reminding us all why tennis is the best sport to jack off to….when the players are tall, lean and wonderful….and not built like fucking tanks or dudes, all strong enough to eliminate the actual athletes who look like women….you know so the fans can jack off to their upskirts, grunts and sweaty vaginas…as WE DO.

I am a tennis fetishist and all for fetishizing this tennis babe in her bikini, because NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED…

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After watching the whole NOVAK trials and tribulations of Australia being a fucking police state, crazy fucking, overly scared of COVID, state of fucking lunatics…you know where an elite athlete who doesn’t want to take experimental medicine is forced to legally fight deportation laws, which he ultimately lost, in order to play tennis at a bullshit tournament that’s one of their big Grand Slam tournaments, but still a bullshit tournament for being such pussies over vaccines….

I was reminded that tennis pussy is the best athlete pussy. I like to watch girl tennis, I like the outfits, I like the sounds, I like the sweaty panties…it’s a wonderful and erotic sport…and it’s designed for RICH people…which makes it all feel so much classier to jerk off to…

When I am reminded of tennis pussy being the best athlete pussy…the kind you can jerk off to, I think of hometown hottie Eugenie Bouchard, who is not necessarily the top player in the world, I’m not even sure she’s in Australia for the tournie….but she is in some tight outfit from the garbage humans we call the Kardashians…that are not only showing her panties but also her strong fucking glute muscle…she’s an athlete you know…they have strong glutes…the kind that can SQUEEZE your dick off if you ever got the chance to get that close….

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I did a post on Eugenie Bouchard’s hot sister in her THONG for Halloween, because she’s got a hot twin sister who basically lives that instagram scenester life, you know the life…it could probably be called the rich kid life, where thy all go to the same events, same parties, same luxurious places, know the same people…

I guess that is nothing new, rich people have always cycled things out together, it’s part of fitting in…..but also there’s always been a scene of the cool kids with access, it’s just now on an internet level…not a local level…

EITHER WAY…her twin sister, who gets to ride this one’s athleticism, you know TWIN SISTER privileges, they shared a fucking womb, and instead of having to actually work her ass off to continue to exist in her sport, she just gets to sleep in, hit the hotel buffet breakfast, maybe do an activity or two where she’ll capture a selfie and call it a fucking day…..

Meaning, I am way more into the sister, but without this slutty DORA THE EXPLORER, we’d never know the sister existed, so this is the SOURCE CODE…and we’ll appreciate her in her silly outfit, I mean tennis chicks are typically pretty fucking hot, so long as they aren’t built like the Venus sister school buses….because when they aren’t built like that, they are just long, lean, toned, fit, moaning and flashing panties the way Women’s Tennis was MEANT TO BE…

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Montreal’s own Genie Bouchard is the star tennis player who may not be an actual star but she’s definitely made millions at the sport and is still doing it on the daily…so she’s a fucking star as far as I’m concerned, but as a pervert, as far as I’m concerned is more in reference to her fit body being half naked in an era where female athletes all look like dudes….making the ones who still look like girls stand out dramatically more important…whether they are from here or not…

Despite hating sports and the people into sports…I do think tennis is in the top 3 women’s sports I can jerk off to…I’ve always liked to watch it…with the short skirts, the panty flashes, the grunts and moans and the athleticism….

I’ve also like the country club / tennis club vibes of the white rich spectator in his tennis whites to keep it exceptionally white…because rich white people matter….and the first movie I planned on writing was about a Mexican groundskeeper at a Tennis Club….because this tennis thing has been something to jerk off to for at least 30 years of my life….it’s just a coincidence that one of the girls who still looks like a girl is from these parts…

She’s in a bikini, on vacation with a pro athlete she fucks, and they either fucked the morning this was taken, or the evening before, so know it’s a freshly fucked Genie Bouchard….at least statistically speaking…which is important.

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Genie Bouchard is a local tennis hero where I’m from. She’s making Rich French Canada real fucking proud, even though she lives in Florida, the Tennis State, and I figure why not celebrate her Canadian success story for Canada, by letting you jack off to pics of her in a bikini on a beach with some other lady who’s got the best mandatory face mask, she’s Santa Claus, only she’s not cumming on her red suit, but you may be…you know since you come her to look at half naked celebs and athletes in their various states of undress you RUSSIAN SPAM BOT you…

I figure anything that involves half naked girls and Christmas is good enough for me….plus she plays tennis, which is a highly erotic sport to jerk off to, tennis skirts, panty flashes, sweaty pussies…all good things.

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