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2018

03

Dec

Eugenie Bouchard Still Trying to Be Hot of the Day

Eugenie Bouchard Tits Bikini Getting Wet

You give a bitch an instagram and she forgets that she’s a star tennis player who makes a lot of money, and decides she’s fit and can be half naked on social media just like the other whores, despite being a star tennis player with lots of money, and reduces herself to that half naked girl just having a good time…

This generation of girl, no matter what she does, what her background is, how much she makes…can’t help but strip down for social media…it’s like a cultural phenom, maybe from growing up watching porn or other whores make it in the world being half naked…it’s like all the judgemental girls who would get mad back in high school at the girl who got all the boys’ attention dressing half naked…have decided that they too can be half naked and get attention too….

It’s like switch was flipped with the cellphone and social media, that made being the slutty slut in the room the norm…and if you’re not getting half naked, you ain’t shit.

Pretty good zeitgeist to be a part of as a pervert observer…it’s way better than when Furbies were mainstream….or Beanie Babies…




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2018

26

Nov

Eugenie Bouchard Pussy in a Bikini Being Fancy of the Day

It is not my place to call out a girl for being a slut, or a whore, or an exhibitionist, or an attention seeker. They do a good enough job of that on their own.

I just do it for the LOLz…because for some reason, a reason I assume is caused by genetics or the core coding of humans, girls seem to love being hot, even when they are not. They like to be half naked, looked at by dudes, jerked off to maybe…and I am sure it’s some animalistic shit we do, that we don’t even know why we do it, to keep the species alive…

This tennis player, very rich, with many brand partners. A Montreal hero…putting her pussy out there on social media with a raging cameltoe…instead of just playing tennis, because she is more than just tennis, she’s also a person, a human…who likes the world or her audience to know what her pussy looks like while on a trip with tennis fetishist Richard Branson on his island / home / resort Necker Island…

Every girl posts bikini pics when given the chance…because they like it.

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2018

20

Nov

Eugenie Bouchard Nipples and Pussy Print of the Day

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Eugenie Bouchard knew what she was doing when she decided to wear this outfit with no bra or panties on.

I hear a lot of people celebrate female athletes for their struggles, their talent, their hard work, the fact that they’ve committed to be the best at what they do, the most amazing at what they do, that hard work affords them the opportunity to pay in the big leagues, make the big money, fight the good fight….live their best life….

Eugenie Bouchard is a top tennis playing machine….but she is still a woman and still into sexualizing herself…it is instinctive….be hot, turn dudes on…look the best you can when you’re a public figure to offset all that tennis sleaze….which is hot in and of itself…especially when the girl is trying to a swimsuit model despite being a rich super star athlete…it always comes back to that…

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2018

14

Nov

Eugenie Bouchard Dripping Wet Bikini of the Day

Eugenie Bouchard Wet Bikini Hard Nipples

I don’t really find Eugenie Bouchard is hot, I’ve seen her in person because she is from the same city as me, her sister is a party girl INSTATHOT, which I find pretty entertaining…ride your twin harder than the perverts want you to in order to get brand deals and free trips without the hardwork of actually being a skilled athlete, or skilled anything more than just a selfie taker who likes to have a good time on her instagram….

She is young, she is fit and she is rich. She is accomplished. She has a skill. She worked to get where she is thanks to her rich dad’s money. All those things are admirable in a world of do nothings….especailly since her sport is tennis, because Tennis, if you weren’t aware – is a fetish…not just my fetish…..but all the perverts out there into sports that involve short skits, ass flashes and grunts…

Eugenie is in her bikini, because that’s what girls do…for ever 4 tennis pics, post a semi nude…since she lives in Miami for her Tennis training why not take advantage…


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2018

07

Nov

Eugenie Bouchard Gets Slutty of the Day

Here’s some Eugene Bouchard, Montreal’s biggest name since Celine Dion, in some half nakedness for social media that I assume is from her Sports Illustrated shoot because all these girls like being specialized sexualized…

This is when Tennis turns into fetish porn…even though tennis is my fetish…and my porn but not at the professional level. They are all tanks with far too much muscle….massive women…but the concept of tennis, skirts and grunts and panty flashes. Intense enough to get me banned from most local tennis clubs…

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2018

08

Oct

Eugenie Bouchard Covered in Mud of the Day

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Eugenie Bouchard is a hometown hottie, who isn’t really that hot, she’s 7 feet tall and an athlete, and sure she’s in a sport that used to be my fetish, due to the panty flashing, and sexual grunts, it makes for a good time, but then the Williams sisters elevated the sport, and women needed to weight 180 of solid muscle to compete with their power…that turned it a little less white and dainty…run by hot strong Russians…

I guess there’s some event in Israel, the promised land….or maybe she’s there on birth right converting to Judaism for some Jewish boyfriend she’s got who doesn’t want non-jewish babies…

Because she’s covered in mud, doing the classic dead sea covered in mud erotica….all in white bathing suit…that helps anyone with an imagination visualize her covered in shit….some good old fashioned German Scat porn in the Jewish Holy land…like the premise of World War II….

White bathing suits…covered in brown substance like she got her ass banged out and she’s lost control of her bowels… EXCITING.

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2018

24

Aug

Eugenie Bouchard Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Eugenie Bouchard proves that even tennis players need to clickbait that sexualizes them damnselves…because making over a million dollars a year doing the sport you love without sexualizing your damn self isn’t enough in this world of everyone sexualizing themselves…it’s like there needs to be some thong ass exposed ass….and I’ll tell you something very simple, the internet is better than real life, because I have physically seen this girl jogging on the street, all 6 feet of her, she is from the city I live in, and I will tell you that you wouldn’t even notice her, other than that she’s 6 feet, amongst the crowd….so sure, celebrate her because of the tennis skill and think that makes her ass more interesting, but her ass is really just an ass, it’s only worth looking at here cuz it’s straight whoring.

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2018

16

Mar

Eugenie Bouchard’s Twin Sister Beatrice’s Tits of the Day

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Eugenie Bouchard is a Canadian Tennis Player, who has a little too fit of little tennis body, on some Martina Navata whatever the fuck that dyke player from the 80s is named, kick….but still has a level of hotness, like most tennis players do, as long as they aren’t a Williams sister, because, the Williams sisters are dudes who got converted at a young age to increase the chances of winning and making the family rich.

I’ve seen “Ladybugs” I know how these things work…and they all end with Jonathan Brandis committing suicide…

That said, she’s not just a Canadian, she’s from Montreal and I’m from Montreal, only unlike me, she’s actually an international success, a star, a hit, rich…thanks to a rich dad investing hard into her….

I don’t know her but the funny thing about her is that she’s got siblings, and cousins all mooching off her success, and the best one is her twin sister…

Who with their TWINTUITION gets to reap the most benefits of being related to Eugenie, maybe she even gets a percentage of earnings, only instead of being an athlete, she’s a party girl who goes to all the festivals and I guess who has now become an influencer, on her instagram, doing the instagram thing, bikinis out, “Lifestyle and Travel” blogging or bloggers as they call themselves…while I unfortunately know what ACTUAL blogging is and it’s not just taking a selfie, it’s way more depressing than that.

Good bikinis though.

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2018

02

Jan

Eugenie Bouchard Not Hot in a Swimsuit of the Day

Eugenie Bouchard Boxy in a Red Bikini

Eugenie Bouchard is a pro tennis player – and I have a female tennis fetish – so to me – her not hot in a bikini or bathing suit – or whatever the fuck that is – is erotic – knowing that she can hit a ball with grace and strategy, in a skirt, while grunting….

But I have eyes, and with those eyes, I can see that Eugenie Bouchard is no Anna Kournikova, you know tennis clickbait sold off to Enrique Iglesias.

I can see that Eugenie Bouchard is weirdly shaped and large, I mean you have to be to go against the Williams sister….and I know that she’s a local hero, since she’s a rich kid from Montreal, where she got her start…but most importantly, she’s got a slutty party twin sister who is the hotter of the two to bring her up, as she probably makes 50% of Eugenie Bouchard’s earnings in some weird twin, in it together deal…but then again, they were rich to start, so who fucking knows…

I just know, this bathing suit’s not doing anyone any favors.

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2017

14

Nov

Eugenie Bouchard Bikini of the Day

Eugenie Bouchard Bikini

Eugenie Bouchard posted a bikini selfie of her bathing suit jacked up inside her vagina for the sake for social media – something that her entire family has been navigating and figuring out with their own brand of slutty content – because if you’ve got a relative with a name making moves in the world of sport or really any world – and you can maximize being associated with her to end up with your own personal brand – you do it – the social media following is the only thing that matters when you’re a vapid cunt…

That said, a little tight bikini jacked up in her pussy for the instagram is a nice change of pace, celebrating her very fit body, because she’s a pro athlete in the tennis world, a sport that when you see past the women being 6 foot tall and solid muscle..can be kind of erotic with the sweaty panty flashes and erotic grunts…especially when it takes on the instagram selfie form.

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