I guess the female hive mind is so basic that a green bikini for St Patrick’s day becomes the go-to St Patrick’s Day content, assuming that this was posted for St Patrick’s day….because there’s a slim chance it’s just a coincidence if you believe in those kinds of things..which I don’t.

I guess I could check out her instagram to see if she made reference the IRISH SNAKE CHARMER and myth, since Ireland apparently never had snakes…but why bother, I prefer writing my own version of events, it’s more fun that way.

I do remember a time when girls wore green socks, or a green shirt for the drunken extravaganza of fat chicks wasted from day drinking at a silly parade….but the bikini is better.

Eugenie is a sports hero, a hometown hottie, taking her french Canadian body places my girl Guylaine‘s already been

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