After watching the whole NOVAK trials and tribulations of Australia being a fucking police state, crazy fucking, overly scared of COVID, state of fucking lunatics…you know where an elite athlete who doesn’t want to take experimental medicine is forced to legally fight deportation laws, which he ultimately lost, in order to play tennis at a bullshit tournament that’s one of their big Grand Slam tournaments, but still a bullshit tournament for being such pussies over vaccines….

I was reminded that tennis pussy is the best athlete pussy. I like to watch girl tennis, I like the outfits, I like the sounds, I like the sweaty panties…it’s a wonderful and erotic sport…and it’s designed for RICH people…which makes it all feel so much classier to jerk off to…

When I am reminded of tennis pussy being the best athlete pussy…the kind you can jerk off to, I think of hometown hottie Eugenie Bouchard, who is not necessarily the top player in the world, I’m not even sure she’s in Australia for the tournie….but she is in some tight outfit from the garbage humans we call the Kardashians…that are not only showing her panties but also her strong fucking glute muscle…she’s an athlete you know…they have strong glutes…the kind that can SQUEEZE your dick off if you ever got the chance to get that close….

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