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2017

07

Aug

Eva Longeria Bikini Squat of the Day

Eva Longoria is still a thing, even though someone just told me that NO ONE CARES ABOUT HER…but that person was a girl who clearly hates Mexicans, proven in that she won’t let me have sex with her, despite being half Mexican…it’s gotta be a race thing, it can’t be that I am a small penis impotent freak pushing death at 100 years old, and she’s some 20 something in the park next to me…but the truth is that people still care about Longoria…

I’m more into her butt shots for the paparazzi, because I think I can see the shadow of her dark skinned asshole…at least that’s what I assume I am looking at, maybe the shadow is just from her fat ass…WHO knows…but I’m lookin

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