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2019

25

Nov

Hilary Duff – Scary in Bike Shorts of the Day

Here’s some Lance Armstrong looking shit, only with more balls, you know since Lance Armstrong, like the founder of Burton Snowboards, and probably all of us who use lap tops and keep cellphones in our pockets, have testicular cancer…

The plastic faced 30 years old in the bike shorts, who doesn’t realize that nothing is gayer than bike shorts, because it’s a trend now….looks substantially less bulky than she used to look. I guess she traded crossfit and powerlifting for ketogenic diet, fasting, and whatever the trend to be lean is…and I think it’s a good thing, even though I found her powerlifting legs kind hot and sturdy….

I guess she’s ramping up for the Lizzie Maguire redo that no one asked for but that everyone and their mother knows is going to be a huge fucking show thanks to the general public being nostalgic idiots that like familiar things because it feels like home and because they want to fit in with the cool kids on social media with no opinion of their own…they just know they have to watch some shit, even in the background, to say they watched it…you know to fit in…like Hilary Duff is fitting into these shorts…

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Posted in:90s Dance Party|Hilary Duff|SFW

2009

09

Mar

Brooke Hogan in a Belly Button Shirt of the Day

Some girl just told me about how she has a lesbian fantasy, when I told her that most girls want to get with other girls and asked why she hasn’t made the move yet, she told me that the only girl she’s ever even almost with was her 16 year old sister. They were drunk at a party and decided to make out. I figured that was weird but then she went into how she masturbated with her 16 year old sister more than once, one time was watching porn in her room and another time while having phone sex with one of their boyfriends and the whole thing was pretty fucking hot, at least a lot hotter than the thought of Brooke Hogan and her brother fucking, even if she’s dressed like a 90s video dance party in your face.

Posted in:90s Dance Party|Belly Button|Brooke Hogan|Nick Hogan