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Academy Award Boobs of the Day

Silver Linings Playbook is the only nudity in a movie nominated for an Academy Award…excpet maybe for Ben Afleck’s soul in ARgo…or that girl in Beasts of the Southern Wild running around in her underwear..or that Indian kid in his sheer wet pants in Life of Pi….or…what the fuck are the other nominated movies…oh right Russel Crow’s singing in Les Mis…raw rugged and a whole lot of offensive as fuck…more offensive than a smut film….which I guess don’t count cuz there ain’t no shower scene like Silver Linings Playbook…..so this Brea Bee brings it as the only set of tits in all movies nominated…and that’s a fucking OMG Fact of the day. OMG.


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Academy Awards Spoiler of the Day

Someone just posted this academy award spoiler on my facebook wall – i don’t know how legit it is – because my friends on facebook are deadbeats, but felt the need to post it to ruin your Academy Award excitement in case it is…

I am not posting the actual list on the site, cuz I am not an idiot and know that a lot of money goes into the biggest night in Hollywood, and even though I hate Hollywood, I don’t want to get sued.

Maybe they should keep a tighter leash on their staff if this is actually real.

See the Possibly Leaked Winners…if you like things that leak….like incontinent vagina.

UPDATE – It’s not real and I am a solid day behind on this story because I am a drunk…but since it was fake here’s the list but bet one of these is right. Solid.

Actor in a leading role: Mickey Rourke
Actor in a supporting role: Heath Ledger
Actress in a leading role: Kate Winslet
Actress in a supporting role: Amy Adams
Animated Feature Film: WALL•E
Art Direction: The Dark Knight
Cinematography: Slumdog Millionaire
Costume Design: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Directing: Slumdog Millionaire
Documentary feature: Man on Wire
Documentary short: The Conscience of Nhem En
Film editing: Milk
Foreign language film: Departures
Makeup: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Music (Score): Defiance
Music (Song): Down to Earth (WALL•E)
Best Picture: Slumdog Millionaire
Short film (animated): Presto
Short film (live action): Auf Der Strecke (On The Line)
Sound editing: WALL•E
Sound mixing: The Dark Knight
Visual effects: Iron Man
Writing (Adapted screenplay): The Reader
Writing (Original screenplay): In Bruges

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