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2016

29

Feb

The 88th Academy Awards of the Day

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I still think MY OSCARS SO WHITE SHOOT was more interesting than the Oscars…

BUT…It was the Oscars and I accidentally watched part of it, don’t blame me, we all have our weaknesses, and mine is in the form of a girl who wants me to cum on her natural tits, before she gets fake tits, and the Oscars were a great opportunity, or excuse to have me over, as to not piss off her husband…

So I do what I am forced to..for the sake of science…you know to get the before and guarantee the after…

Here is the highlight reel of a bunch of idiots who are overpaid for pretty much playing themselves in movies, which are no longer an art form, but a commerce, that for the last 88 years has used the Academy Awards instead of the Box Office money earned, to perpetuate the absurdity this industry full of waste….all this money spent to distract people on everything important…

Million dollar pay days…are never enough…let’s drag out these idiots, pat them on the back again, and give the people who bought the award, their awards…so that we can listen to shitty fucking speeches….

It doesn’t matter, but there were sluts in dresses at the event, and all I could wonder is how many Oscars in the 88 years, have been used on the groupie sluts you can now see this generation’s version of, as dildos…I’m thinking a FUCKING lot…

The Chirs Rock Monologue made me laugh once with his Pulling the Plug on Ray Charles Joke HERE ….

The highlight of the night was the live tweet, revisiting twitter, a social network I used to use for a long fucking time, that went no where for me…and I discovered that the media, or other media outlets are just a bunch of fucking suck up pussies “Oh she’s so pretty, oh that joke was so funny, oh that speech was so thoughtful, oh that’s so black, gay, trans, rape culture”…

What the fuck has happened to people…and here are the celebs who don’t care about the people talking about them because they are rich…

There is no way young people on social media actually watch any of this shit, like who cares about anything by ourselves in this SELFIE generation…but they keep trying with a series of straight to viral video Jimmy Fallon caliber bits….very classy stuff for a high glamor trashcan industry that is dying…

Most big stars weren’t there…

CHARLIZE THERON who wouldn’t boycott racist anything, she’s South African, she’s built on racism. I Wonder What Her Dad Would Think If He Wasn’t Killed By her Mom…

OLIVIA WILDE’s HUSBAND IS LAME AS FUCK AND HER TITS ARE SHIT…

SOFIA VERGARA – TV’S ROYALTY BECUASE SITCOM NEEDS EXAGERATED SPANISH ACCENTS WITHOUT BEING DEEMED RACIST

Saoirse Ronan isn’t hot….

MARGOT ROBBIE HIDING HER BABY BUMP…

Olivia Munn – is a Bootleg TV Show Host…Why is she in Movies?

Heidi Klum makes me think of banged out by huge black cock pussy….dressed like a Southern plantation owner daughter

Rape Victim and Bullshit Performer Lady Gaga…

Jennifer Lawrence is So Fucking Average and I’m Glad She Lost…

Brie Larson Isn’t Hot – But I am glad she Won…since she beat Jennifer Lawrence…

EX-Machina Robot….and Danish Girl Winner Alicia Coriander

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THere’s a bunch more useless people at the parties…like Courtney Love…

Christina Milian Wasn’t at the Oscars, but at Oscar Party with her tits…

And Heather Graham…

And Lily Collins…dressed like an Oscar…

And Ashley Tisdale Face…

And Kate Hudson…

And Emily Ratajkowski, because I guess they let the hookers into the parties, not the main event…popping her ass on the red carpet – because she’s a hooker…Serioulsy look at her cheesy poses..

Sarah Hyland…Little Cleavage..

AND Kate Upton Tits…and armpit fat – with a pimple / mole or growth…

Charlotte McKinney wasn’t going to let that happen…

And for the Nipple of the Night – Diane Kruger Brought hers out..

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2013

11

Jan

Academy Award Boobs of the Day

Silver Linings Playbook is the only nudity in a movie nominated for an Academy Award…excpet maybe for Ben Afleck’s soul in ARgo…or that girl in Beasts of the Southern Wild running around in her underwear..or that Indian kid in his sheer wet pants in Life of Pi….or…what the fuck are the other nominated movies…oh right Russel Crow’s singing in Les Mis…raw rugged and a whole lot of offensive as fuck…more offensive than a smut film….which I guess don’t count cuz there ain’t no shower scene like Silver Linings Playbook…..so this Brea Bee brings it as the only set of tits in all movies nominated…and that’s a fucking OMG Fact of the day. OMG.


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2009

19

Feb

Academy Awards Spoiler of the Day

Someone just posted this academy award spoiler on my facebook wall – i don’t know how legit it is – because my friends on facebook are deadbeats, but felt the need to post it to ruin your Academy Award excitement in case it is…

I am not posting the actual list on the site, cuz I am not an idiot and know that a lot of money goes into the biggest night in Hollywood, and even though I hate Hollywood, I don’t want to get sued.

Maybe they should keep a tighter leash on their staff if this is actually real.


See the Possibly Leaked Winners…if you like things that leak….like incontinent vagina.
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UPDATE – It’s not real and I am a solid day behind on this story because I am a drunk…but since it was fake here’s the list but bet one of these is right. Solid.

Actor in a leading role: Mickey Rourke
Actor in a supporting role: Heath Ledger
Actress in a leading role: Kate Winslet
Actress in a supporting role: Amy Adams
Animated Feature Film: WALL•E
Art Direction: The Dark Knight
Cinematography: Slumdog Millionaire
Costume Design: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Directing: Slumdog Millionaire
Documentary feature: Man on Wire
Documentary short: The Conscience of Nhem En
Film editing: Milk
Foreign language film: Departures
Makeup: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Music (Score): Defiance
Music (Song): Down to Earth (WALL•E)
Best Picture: Slumdog Millionaire
Short film (animated): Presto
Short film (live action): Auf Der Strecke (On The Line)
Sound editing: WALL•E
Sound mixing: The Dark Knight
Visual effects: Iron Man
Writing (Adapted screenplay): The Reader
Writing (Original screenplay): In Bruges

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