I was not invited to the Oscars this year, I guess running DrunkenStepfather doesn’t put you on the A-List, or even the Z-List. It doesn’t get you media passes, invitations to cultural events and overall I don’t exist.
Since I don’t write, direct, produce or act in movies, I wasn’t included in this years nominations..but probably should make movies based on all the trash that has been put out there over the last hundred years of movie making, the bulk of it in the last 10 years….I’m pretty sure I could.
Since I am not a member of the Academy and worthy of being In-Memoriam despite being dead, at least as a website…I don’t have any exclusive perspective of the Awards.
It’s basically same fucking same. Celebrate a bunch of idiots who already think they are important by giving them a trophy that was either bought or voted on by their peers…lame.
Throw in some jokes by a geriatric Conan O’Brien, who in the 90s brought us some decent self deprecating nerd late night TV when we only had a handful of options at that time of night with basic cable TV…..add some political whining from their disjointed celebrity existence…some lame musical performances of shit fucking music….with clips from embarrassingly bad movies like WICKED and that Zoe Saldana musical…
Overall, pretty fucking disturbing….
Then they threw a bunch of wins at the story of a stripper who marries an Oligarch because he’s rich and wanted to piss off his parents and who ends up annuling the marriage in one of the weakest movies I’ve seen, even with the tits….and be sure to give the starlet named MIKEY the Award to connect with Gen Z and hope that more independent 6 million dollar movies that are about sex, whores, and money grubbers will be made in 2025 and 2026 to get that Euphoria crowd back to the movie theaters to get fingered instead of doing it in their living rooms while mom and dad are all nodded out in front of CNN on anti-depressants upstairs…
Not that you care what I think, IN MEMORIAM right….but you do care about the tits and we’ve got ALL the tits from the events around the Oscar thanks to the BANGING forum…..
This is the best the entertainment industry has to offer, there are hotter chicks with better tits at the grocery store….but they aren’t as done up…which makes them better to creep on because they aren’t trying as hard.
The Oscars
The Best Actress Went to This Thing Named Mike – I was going for dinosaur Demi Moore who just did better than this one did but people like young tits not old tits when they are trying to salvage a dying industry.
Scar Jo Still With Us Not In-Memoriam
Rachel Sennott’s Titty at the Oscars
Kylie Jenner’s Big Clown Tits at the Awards with her A-List boyfriend
Adele Exarchopoulus Site Tit
Lily Rose Depp at the Oscars
Miley Cyrus forgot her Eyebrows and her Cheek Fat
Charlotte Lawrence Didn’t Have her Nipples Exposed, Even Though She Normally Has her Nipples Exposed
Spielberg’s High School Recruit Rachel Zegler Skinny Titty
Selena Gomez is the Ozempic Song
Vanity Fair Party:
Olivia Wilde Brings the Nipples because she needs attention being the rugged filmmaker she is.
Now in video:
Em Rata’s Visible Panties because that’s her contribution to the world….and we don’t hate her for it…we hate her for other things…
Cara Delevingne Looking Like Less of a Crackwhore Than She’s Looked for Years!
Jessica Alba – Divorcee in her 40s Ready to Fuck
Eiza Gonzalez in a Red Dress with her Tits Out to celebrate Stealing American Jobs legally
Has Jenna Ortega Always Had Tits
Tate McRae is a Big Deal Now, I’d Like to Thank Her Tits for Making that More Tolerable
Vanessa Hudgen’s Looks like the Anonymous Mask and not in a Good Way…
Olivia Rodrigo’s Got Dramatic Tit
Sydney Sweeney Brought the Only Thing that Matters
Madelyn Cline in a Black Dress You COuld Wipe the Cum Off
Madison Beer’s Got Her Two Tits for Her Date
NFL WAG – Hailee Steinfeld Probably Pregnant
Alison Brie’s got a fit body for an old lady…
Carrie Fisher’s Daughter at the Vanity Fair Party – They Call her Bille Lourd after one of her Gay Dad’s ass cherry popping boyfriends I gather…
Keirnan Shipka’s Skinny and Skinny is Powerful….
Selena Gomez Changed to go to the Party
Elton John AIDS Party
Caylee Cowan at the AIDS Party because she was once a whore and AIDS speaks to her
Heidi Klum’s Tits for AIDS
Victoria Justice Has AIDS
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