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2016

27

May

Amber Heard Ruining Careers with a Face Bruise of the Day

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Here’s a “Beat up” Amber Heard for those of you who like to see a bitch who swooped in on an A-Lister, pretty much top of the industry actor, who was in a relationship….with her vagina and other manipulative tactics…in efforts to have him all for herself, because that’s what egotistical cunts do…they want it all..

Amber Heard was some ghetto regular girl who made it to a place where she could make Johnny Depp her sugar daddy, and thus leverage him for work and a celebrity…she’s garbage…

Any girl who fucks with a dude to get ahead, which is every girl, is terrible and should get more than just a phone to her face…you should run them the fuck over or drown them in your Bahamian private Island she’ll likely try to take half of..

It’s hard being a dude, when hot young girls try to fuck us because of their own agenda, their own using, it’s hard to not ignore the obvious and just fall into the sex….but when she gets bad…they get fucking evil and try to destroy you to come out on top…partially because they want the most they can get out of the divorce, but maybe because they are bitter dude cheated on her, even though she was once the girl he cheated with….these things have patterns – no your role…

Now I don’t think we should beat women ever, even though all those equal rights bitches want that, since to them men aren’t stronger than women, and shouldn’t be paid more, but if you were to throw a phone and it make contact, we’re kinda in a place where that’s not that bad, she just has bad reflexes…

All this to say, she fucked with Johnny Depp, when married, dude is Johnny Depp, probably rich and egotistical and crazy…and at one point a heavy drug user and womanizer…so you kinda get what you deserve when you play with that fire..

Either way, I find Amber Heard hot..I just think she’s a cunt and I hope she gets nothing…for her bad behavior..

More importantly, I hope her trying to destroy Johnny Depp’s reputation by making a villain out of him goes no where…cuz I hate when bitches do that…especailly when they were the ones probably punching themselves in the face to leave a mark…

Happy Memorial Day Weekend…let’s remember lost LUST turned into Marriage of an A-Lister and some low grade hooker…..now trying to ruin him….

#TEAMJOHNNY

Equal rights…sometimes you gotta throw a phone at a bitch! But he should have taken her out on a “romantic sail” and thrown her off, because now he’s the homewrecker asshole and in this era – his career will suffer…as she rapes him of a lot of money instead of the romantic victim who lost his wife due to sailing error. Worked for Natalie Wood…

Either way, tonight you go out and use this line:

“Baby wanna be romantic, careless and free like Johnny Depp and Amber Heard?” When she says yes, throw your phone in her face.

#TEAMJOHNNY

Remember she’s an “actor”…don’t believe her lies…

#TEAMJOHNNY

Maybe Johnny Depp is an abusive overrated and overpaid fuck who isn’t even that good of an actor, but people believe his bullshit artistry and have for so long that it has become his identity. Maybe he is a terror who beats on women or anyone who isn’t on his dick coddling him and telling he’s a god…

The fact is you don’t ever hit women..especially opportunist homewrecker sugar baby brats….

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Maybe we should boycot that rich, thinks he doesn’t need to follow the same rules we do because he can buy his way out, girl bully – and fuck his daughter when she turns 18….in one year…she just turned 17…but at 17 this Lily Rose is amazing…and a French citizen where 16 is legal…YAY!

#teamjohnny

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2015

12

Nov

Amber Heard for Marie Claire of the Day

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When on the subject of Ambers…here’s Amber Heard in Marie Claire…relatively pantsless, in what I like to call the “How to homewreck on Set with your childhood celebrity crush who is much older than you and married”….you know…before sucking him in, and making him choose her…in a powerplay that she doesn’t seem hot enough to pull off..but that I guess she’s hot enough to pull off..because she pulled it off…but then again, the older I get the more open I am to all kinds of younger pussy so long as it is young, it’s the porn generation – they know how to fuck.

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2015

04

Nov

Amber Heard is a Homewrecker in C Magazine of the Day

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Here’s a little home wrecking…harlot who figured “USE Johnny Depp to get ahead”…because he’s Johnny Depp and pretty much runs Hollywood thanks to surviving the 90s drugs…and sex with Kate Moss…because it was when she was 19 and not after all the unprotected sex with needle sharing rock stars…

She’s the official stepmother of 16 year old Lily Rose Depp, who everyone can see on instagram hanging out with Jenners, where you would want an LA rich kid who is virtually on her own fending for herself in her dad’s mansion, while he’s at one of his other houses..fucking this Homewrecker…living out her childhood crush…dreams…all because her pussy is the kind of pussy that makes dudes do really dumb fucking things…like marriage…I’ve heard of those kinds of pussies..watch out…

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2015

28

Sep

Amber Heard in a Bikini of the Day

I wonder how many of you basic motherfuckers are going to make a “Got Milk” joke about Amber Heard, the pussy eating when it was good for PR, before homewrecking Johnny Depp’s home, and making the motherfucker marry her, because he’s old and young hipster pussy that is the right kind of manipulative, who knows the system and how to get what she wants, proven in the fact that she’s cast in movies prior to getting with the A-Lister….who she has by the balls…

I wonder…if they are going to make comments about her having herpes from the rise and fall of her career and personal life…

I wonder if anyone will make jokes about her having cum on her lip, because your cum is so rank, old and backed up that it looks like thick sunscreen..

I wonder if she’s doing this lip treatment for the paparazzi to get them talking, or if she does lip laser removal, and she can’t get lip in the sun..

Either way, decent booty, not sure if I’d marry the bitch if I was Depp, I’d probably just fuck it and move onto hotter, and better…but I guess you can’t speak for a motherfucker who has been in the game, having pussy and money thrown at him….since the 80s…because as a blogger, I’d fuck anything…

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2015

16

Sep

Amber Heard Teaching Her Mom of the Day

Amber Heard telling her mom not to make eye contact with the media….makes for aa pretty funny video…for a lot of reasons, from her mom not having any clue how any of this works, because unlike most of the other girls, she didn’t whore out Amber Heard to get the family ahead, Amber Heard whored herself out…and it worked out pretty well..considering she’s married to Johnny Depp, a massive fucking star, rich as fuck..

She’s a babe, her mom seems nice, the kind of woman I’d want to eat cookies she baked out of, but I guess that’s not saying much, I am a fat man, I love cookies and would eat them out of anyone…

TO SEE SOME PICS OF AMBER HEARD LOOKING LIKE A HORSE FACE KILLER BUT STILL HOT ENOUGH TO HOMEWRECK AND SEDUCE A RICH OLD MAN CLICK HERE


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2015

11

Jun

Amber Heard for Elle Magazine of the Day

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If you want to see a homewrecker in a magazine being boring – here’s Amber Heard….

Everyone likes to point the finger at her for being a young harlot, trying to lure in fantasy man Johnny Depp so that she could be by his side into his 60s and 70s, every woman’s dream, I think I read Kate Moss wanted that but got the fuck out when motherfucker turned 30 and was old news…because actors are little bitches, and listening them complain about prostate issues and all the other ailments…is just fucking awesome for a girl who makes her own money and needs none of that shit…

Like all predator situations, it is more likely that creepy old man Depp, who always cheated on his French baby momma, fell for AMber Heard, because he could smell her youth…and the producers she fucked to get to where she was, starring next to him…and like a predator thanks to his Testosterone shots and viagra, he attacked…and she made him make an honest woman out of her…otherwise she’d have none of that cheating shit…

Not that I like to analyze relationships of these idiots, it’s just that these pics of her are so fucking boring that I am reminded she’s no longer the bisexual attention seeker, but a wife…and as we all know..wife’s suck..usually pretty well..because they want anything but their husband inside them…True story….don’t believe me? Just ask your wife.

Posted in:Amber Heard|SFW

2014

17

Nov

Amber Heard for GQ Russia of the Day

Homewrecker Amber Heard, who we discovered was a very weird sexter thanks to the Fappening, Amber Heard, who may only be a weird sexter thanks to Johnny Depp, who WHO WAS DRUNK AT THE HOLLYWOOD FILM AWARDS is half naked in GQ Russia, which I guess is as relevant as regular GQ, because there are a hell of a lot of Russians in the world, and they probably read magazines still, because broadband internet hasn’t really got through to their communism….you know now that they don’t have rationed bread and toilet paper, and the freedom to buy magazines, they eat this shit up, but then again, I have no idea what I am talking about, I just know panties in photoshoots and that’s pretty much what happened here.

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2014

22

Sep

Amber Heard Has the Best Picture of the Day

There are a ton of pictures of Amber Heard circulating topless. But this one makes me laugh the most. I don’t need tits to get off, I actually can’t really get off to tits, because I am not 12. Plus I can’t imagine her getting her Lawyers on me for posting this pic of the bunch. I mean…it is the clothed one…and it just makes me laugh, because it is hard to deny the authenticity of the pics, with her clever little sign, that took some effort, trying to makeher man happy on set, you know since she knows how Johnny Depp works on set, it’s kind of how she homewrecked his home…hard to feel sorry for her…

She’s not new to the whole using her sexuality to get ahead, for a while she was a lesbian, back before home wrecking, and I guess now that she’s won and her relationship is legitimate, so now people feel bad for her, when they should celebrate her because she’s hot as hell…especially seeing how her seduces her man in a way you wish her or anyone would never take the effort to to for you…. cute signs is new spread ass….

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2014

28

May

Amber Heard In a Bra Top for a Magazine of the Day

If you want to see what a temptress, harlot, home wrecking opportunistic slut who was at one point a lesbian for publicity, only to become a Johnny Depp girlfriend publicity, knowing that it would propel her career, a career she feels she deserves nothing but the best A-List jobs in, because she’s like all other actors, an ego…in a bra for a magazine….

Here’s Amber Heard….

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2014

09

Apr

Behati Prinsloo vs Amber Heard in DT of the Day

I like when these magazines put these girls up against each other, making them hate each other, and compare themselves to each other, buy giving them equal play in a magazine, and waiting to see who gets the most coverage for it…because friendly competition, coupled with egotistical cunts who think they are the best thing ever, feeling insecure is erotic to me…

So one of them is engaged to the worst human ever, the kind of guy who you probably want to kill, because he is Adam Levine and annoying in his Bar Mitzvah DJ hustle…tainted…

The other is a home wrecker, who lured Johnny Depp, a relatively cool person in Hollywood, because he takes his Disney roles seriously…

Both of them are trying to be fun, sexy in DT Spain…and it’s safe to say Amber Heard won this one…and I guess won on all fronts…based on the fact that she isn’t engaged to Adam Levine.

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2014

28

Jan

Amber Heard for Jalouse of the Day

Amber Heard is in the recent issue of Jalouse looking like a dirty greasy cock choking pig…which is something she probably is, at least in the eyes of Vanessa Paradis who’s home was wrecked and kids are going to grow up all fucked up thanks to Amber Heard’s ability to seduce 50 year old men on movie sets…movie sets she’s only on because of ability to seduce…and by seduce I mean suck dick…and what it comes down to is that engaged to Johnny Depp, lesbian or straight, home wrecker, attention seeker or not..she’s pretty fucking hot…even when made to look like a greasy cock choking pig.

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2013

24

Oct

Amber Heard for Harper’s Bazaar Russia of the Day

My favorite thing about Amber Heard is that she destroyed the Johnny Depp household, leaving kids fatherless while he’s run off to gallivant around the world to fuck this bi-sexual bitch while leaving them at home in France to tend to the farm they live on…listening to their cheese and wine eating mother complaining about her day in and day out because she is the other woman and girls fucking hate the other woman….but I like her, especially in Russian magazines, even if these pictures are old and Russia is 10 steps behind America, as they were in the 80s, at least when it came to fast food and Levis jeans, because she’s posing all hot, but more importantly because she gives hope to married men that one day we’ll have the temptation from a young harlot that will inspire us to leave our miserable existence/wife for the erratic young girl who will chew us up and spit us out in a matter of weeks or month, turning our entire life upside down, leaving us alone, broken and a shell of who we once were…those girls are the best kind…they keep us on our feet.

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2013

04

Jul

Amber Heard in Bullett Magazine of the Day


Amber Heard, also known as home wrecker to Johnny Depp’s home, who is still rumoured to be dating Johnny Deep, because let’s face it she’s low level enough to need an a-lister, and more importantly, he’s Johnny Depp, a guy every girl has wanted to bed since the early 90s…not much more American than that!!

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2013

13

Jun

Amber Heard is Lovely for Malibu Magazine of the Day

I like Amber Heard and not just because she did some home wrecking better than Angelina Jolie, The Montreal Chick Who claims to have fucked Kanye, The Hookers of the Tiger Woods Scandal, because she broke up Johnny Depp and his baby momma with her amazing thin, hot, tight, half lesbian body on the set of The Rum Diaries, where she was in a bikini at least once, and that I’ve watched at least once, because I think she’s great to look at despite how low level and uneventful her fame is…I’d expect more from her!!

I like her cuz she is hot. Here she is in some magazine that doesn’t matter….

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2013

11

Apr

Amber Heard in a New Movie of the Day

There’s a new movie coming out about marketing to the masses, because the masses are idiot drones, and it just takes money and a team of people to make the masses fall into the web of lies called Syrup.

It stars Amber Heard. I like Amber Heard. Because like the idiot masses and Johnny Depp, who threw away his marriage for a taste of this lesbian pussy, I’m easily manipulated by things that look like Amber Heard. Now if only this movie syrup was about her squirt dripping off my chin….

The other big trailer out today is HANGOVER 3 that assume all you are dying to see….but that I won’t post here because Zach Galfinakis isn’t Amber Heard.

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