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2014

17

Nov

Amber Heard for GQ Russia of the Day

Homewrecker Amber Heard, who we discovered was a very weird sexter thanks to the Fappening, Amber Heard, who may only be a weird sexter thanks to Johnny Depp, who WHO WAS DRUNK AT THE HOLLYWOOD FILM AWARDS is half naked in GQ Russia, which I guess is as relevant as regular GQ, because there are a hell of a lot of Russians in the world, and they probably read magazines still, because broadband internet hasn’t really got through to their communism….you know now that they don’t have rationed bread and toilet paper, and the freedom to buy magazines, they eat this shit up, but then again, I have no idea what I am talking about, I just know panties in photoshoots and that’s pretty much what happened here.

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2014

22

Sep

Amber Heard Has the Best Picture of the Day

There are a ton of pictures of Amber Heard circulating topless. But this one makes me laugh the most. I don’t need tits to get off, I actually can’t really get off to tits, because I am not 12. Plus I can’t imagine her getting her Lawyers on me for posting this pic of the bunch. I mean…it is the clothed one…and it just makes me laugh, because it is hard to deny the authenticity of the pics, with her clever little sign, that took some effort, trying to makeher man happy on set, you know since she knows how Johnny Depp works on set, it’s kind of how she homewrecked his home…hard to feel sorry for her…

She’s not new to the whole using her sexuality to get ahead, for a while she was a lesbian, back before home wrecking, and I guess now that she’s won and her relationship is legitimate, so now people feel bad for her, when they should celebrate her because she’s hot as hell…especially seeing how her seduces her man in a way you wish her or anyone would never take the effort to to for you…. cute signs is new spread ass….

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2014

28

May

Amber Heard In a Bra Top for a Magazine of the Day

If you want to see what a temptress, harlot, home wrecking opportunistic slut who was at one point a lesbian for publicity, only to become a Johnny Depp girlfriend publicity, knowing that it would propel her career, a career she feels she deserves nothing but the best A-List jobs in, because she’s like all other actors, an ego…in a bra for a magazine….

Here’s Amber Heard….

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2014

09

Apr

Behati Prinsloo vs Amber Heard in DT of the Day

I like when these magazines put these girls up against each other, making them hate each other, and compare themselves to each other, buy giving them equal play in a magazine, and waiting to see who gets the most coverage for it…because friendly competition, coupled with egotistical cunts who think they are the best thing ever, feeling insecure is erotic to me…

So one of them is engaged to the worst human ever, the kind of guy who you probably want to kill, because he is Adam Levine and annoying in his Bar Mitzvah DJ hustle…tainted…

The other is a home wrecker, who lured Johnny Depp, a relatively cool person in Hollywood, because he takes his Disney roles seriously…

Both of them are trying to be fun, sexy in DT Spain…and it’s safe to say Amber Heard won this one…and I guess won on all fronts…based on the fact that she isn’t engaged to Adam Levine.

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2014

28

Jan

Amber Heard for Jalouse of the Day

Amber Heard is in the recent issue of Jalouse looking like a dirty greasy cock choking pig…which is something she probably is, at least in the eyes of Vanessa Paradis who’s home was wrecked and kids are going to grow up all fucked up thanks to Amber Heard’s ability to seduce 50 year old men on movie sets…movie sets she’s only on because of ability to seduce…and by seduce I mean suck dick…and what it comes down to is that engaged to Johnny Depp, lesbian or straight, home wrecker, attention seeker or not..she’s pretty fucking hot…even when made to look like a greasy cock choking pig.

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2013

24

Oct

Amber Heard for Harper’s Bazaar Russia of the Day

My favorite thing about Amber Heard is that she destroyed the Johnny Depp household, leaving kids fatherless while he’s run off to gallivant around the world to fuck this bi-sexual bitch while leaving them at home in France to tend to the farm they live on…listening to their cheese and wine eating mother complaining about her day in and day out because she is the other woman and girls fucking hate the other woman….but I like her, especially in Russian magazines, even if these pictures are old and Russia is 10 steps behind America, as they were in the 80s, at least when it came to fast food and Levis jeans, because she’s posing all hot, but more importantly because she gives hope to married men that one day we’ll have the temptation from a young harlot that will inspire us to leave our miserable existence/wife for the erratic young girl who will chew us up and spit us out in a matter of weeks or month, turning our entire life upside down, leaving us alone, broken and a shell of who we once were…those girls are the best kind…they keep us on our feet.

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2013

04

Jul

Amber Heard in Bullett Magazine of the Day


Amber Heard, also known as home wrecker to Johnny Depp’s home, who is still rumoured to be dating Johnny Deep, because let’s face it she’s low level enough to need an a-lister, and more importantly, he’s Johnny Depp, a guy every girl has wanted to bed since the early 90s…not much more American than that!!

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2013

13

Jun

Amber Heard is Lovely for Malibu Magazine of the Day

I like Amber Heard and not just because she did some home wrecking better than Angelina Jolie, The Montreal Chick Who claims to have fucked Kanye, The Hookers of the Tiger Woods Scandal, because she broke up Johnny Depp and his baby momma with her amazing thin, hot, tight, half lesbian body on the set of The Rum Diaries, where she was in a bikini at least once, and that I’ve watched at least once, because I think she’s great to look at despite how low level and uneventful her fame is…I’d expect more from her!!

I like her cuz she is hot. Here she is in some magazine that doesn’t matter….

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2013

11

Apr

Amber Heard in a New Movie of the Day

There’s a new movie coming out about marketing to the masses, because the masses are idiot drones, and it just takes money and a team of people to make the masses fall into the web of lies called Syrup.

It stars Amber Heard. I like Amber Heard. Because like the idiot masses and Johnny Depp, who threw away his marriage for a taste of this lesbian pussy, I’m easily manipulated by things that look like Amber Heard. Now if only this movie syrup was about her squirt dripping off my chin….

The other big trailer out today is HANGOVER 3 that assume all you are dying to see….but that I won’t post here because Zach Galfinakis isn’t Amber Heard.

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2012

24

Oct

Amber Heard Hot Photoshoot of the Day

Amber Heard is the hooker who seduced Johnny Depp with her fake lesbian for attention like all the college girls do, vagina….leading to him leaving his wife of many years and to her becoming a little more of a household name, as that is kinda what she’s in this celebrity game for….and that drive, work ethic and ability to prostitute herself like some kind of tranny in a gay bar seeking a new strain of AIDS to help end his broken fucking life….has lead to these romantic and lovely unknown fetish pics that I can only assume are part of her lesbian mission to lure Ellen or some other granola eating organic farm vegan in construction boots and rippled flannel….cuz photoshoots like this is totally what legit dykes jerk off to….clearly all the lesbian out there realize I am joking cuz they know they only like watching girls build like trucks inserting dolphin shaped dildos in their asses…none of this lipstick shit….not that Amber Heard is a lesbian…that was just for business…but she is smoking in these pics…literally.

I get this Hollywood Glam angle…but I prefer the coked Hollywood hookers from the early 80s look…just cuz they are more representative of this girl who should be in porn….here are the pics.

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2012

21

Aug

Amber Heard Boring as Fuck for Terry Richardson of the Day

I prefer when Terry Richardson shoots involve him fucking young model trash when it is all coked up and ghetto because he packages as art even if it’s just unprotected old hipster on young hipster sex ….because seeing Amber Heard’s lovely homewrecking face is alright, but I’d rather see her getting violated via her vagina…but that’s just me….

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2012

08

May

Beyonce’s Fat Mom Ass and Amber Heard’s Tits at the Costume Institute Gala of the Day

Beyonce made the horrible decision to show off her mom body that may not even be a mom body because she may have staged the pregnancy and it is just a fat sloppy body….by wearing a one piece bathing suit under a sheer skirt to the Costume Institute Gala last night….without grasping the simple concept that we don’t even want to see her at the fucking beach dressed like this…you know save the water sports and tanning for the tight body bitches we wanna fuck…unless you’re at a mom aerobics class where you belong with other bitches in the same situation….herding you cows together so we don’t accidently run into you and have it ruin our day….

Luckily. Amber Heard wore a push up bra to make it all seem ok.

A lot of other bitches were in attendence….from Chritina Ricci to who the fuck cares…..but if you do…..then…..follow the below link

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2012

17

Feb

Amber Heard at Some Bullshit Fashion Party of the Day

I think I am till into Amber Heard and her bisexuality even if it was just pretend to get attention and become the next Scarlett Johannsson she’s trying to be….all 60′s glamour…with not enough titty…and I’m not annoyed or offended by it like I should be….I’m buying into the hype…..I blame these pics from her S&M FASHION SHOOT and maybe a little Sex Scene in Rum Diary helps too….

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2012

08

Feb

Amber Heard Bikini Top for Max of the Day

Amber Heard is trying to be some sex icon….when no one knew who she was she released statements to the press about her bi-sexuality and openness to love and how the source of the orgasms don’t matter…whether guy or girl…just as long as they are happening…all for attention….

Then she went all 60s glam…like she’s Marilyn Monroe or some old hollywood shit…avoiding scandal…loving the attention…and hitting red carpets with platinum hair….cuz she played the love interest in Rum Diaries….even though I was more into HER FETISH SHOOT WITH Vs. Mag….you know cuz it’s all about me…

Well now she’s in some shit called Max, she’s wearing a bra, that’s not entirely erotic enough for me since it lacks nipples…but I’m posting it anyway….

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2012

25

Jan

Amber Heard and the Funniest Voiced Paparazzi of the Day

I need to become a paparazzi. I have a shitty camera. No photography experience. I am great at standing around doing nothing…but even better at producing shakey, awkward videos of bitches….This shit’s a joke…and the fact that these assholes get paid 1000s of dollars a month by losers like all us celebrity blogs except me….for subpar content….totally amazes me…

That said…this paparazzi has the funniest fucking voice….and here’s a video….shot by someone who must be drunk and that will make you feel like you’re drunk….of Amber Heard and her sister shopping…I can’t get a clear shot of her…but I am getting motion sickness…this video is like an IMAX movie on roller coasters….

I know any celeb who goes to “the grove” is out looking for attention….and in this cartoon character version of that attention…

Here’s a hot clip of Amber Heard being a Hot Clit in Rum Diary….

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