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2012

25

Jan

Amber Heard and the Funniest Voiced Paparazzi of the Day

I need to become a paparazzi. I have a shitty camera. No photography experience. I am great at standing around doing nothing…but even better at producing shakey, awkward videos of bitches….This shit’s a joke…and the fact that these assholes get paid 1000s of dollars a month by losers like all us celebrity blogs except me….for subpar content….totally amazes me…

That said…this paparazzi has the funniest fucking voice….and here’s a video….shot by someone who must be drunk and that will make you feel like you’re drunk….of Amber Heard and her sister shopping…I can’t get a clear shot of her…but I am getting motion sickness…this video is like an IMAX movie on roller coasters….

I know any celeb who goes to “the grove” is out looking for attention….and in this cartoon character version of that attention…

Here’s a hot clip of Amber Heard being a Hot Clit in Rum Diary….

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2011

02

Dec

Amber Heard is Always Seducing Me of the Day

Amber Heard has been seducing me for some time…she’s at the point of not having to do much to get me looking….the days of lying or broadcasting being bisexual for attention unlike the girls I ran into in a back alley near my house who were probably 18 and drunk after clubbing making out who clearly wanted to keep their dyking out secret…are over…She doesn’t have to do hot nude pics anymore…she’s set….now she just needs to leave her fucking house and I’m looking….Hotness.

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2011

11

Nov

Amber Heard Hot Bitch in a Hot Car of the Day

Sure these pictutres of Amber Heard aren’t some dominatrix inspired shit in a fashion mag, or some bikini scenes from Rum Diaries, where she looked amazing the entire time…and maybe seeing a bitch in a not so revealing outfits not something you can jerk off to…but for some of you who like cars, and the bitches who drive them, I figured these would be pornographic enough for you…..

I mean talk about spending her celebrity money wisely, I’m tired of seeing famous bitches with millions in the bank driving 15,000 dollar environment friendly shit boxes….

I like seeing some power under the foot of some slut I want to fuck despite her claims of being lesbian….or did she say bi….who knows, we’ll have to ask her publicist since that’s what I think that was all about…getting noticed and it worked….

Look at her now…

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2011

11

Nov

Amber Heard Throwback Skinny Dipping Scene of the Day

The movie is called The River Why…..The topless skinny dipper is Amber Heard, a girl I’ve grown to love in recent months and I don’t really have to say much more than that, cuz it is late nigth and I’m posting this for a bunch of ungrateful cunts, when really thinking life would be far more entertaining if the ungrateful cunt was attached to Amber Heard’s pelvis, because lets face it, she’s good, even if she doesn’t have the time of day for any of you….now gawk her…imagining yourself cumming inside her like the creep you are and help get her more naked movie gigs….

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2011

10

Nov

Amber Heard Hot Little Ass of the Day

I am into Amber Heard…she’s like what Scarlett Johansson was trying to be, but never pulled off, because she’s some dumpy pile of shit…I mean I saw that movie that made her famous with Bill Murray on TV the other day, and she’s running around in her panties, and talking with her raspy boring voice, and it did nothing to me…white this Amber Heard, pretending to be a lesbian, hotness, just has to wear a dress that showcases her awesome little ass, and I’m down to party….and that’s why I’m posting the pics…this bitch is good.

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2011

04

Nov

Amber Heard is Pretty Spectacular of the Day

I like Amber Heard. That’s pretty much all I have to say about that….

I figure posting these pics of the bi-sexual for publicity celebrity on the rise is says enough for itself…

I mean if you read this site you’ve seen the pics of her doing some dominatrix shit

She’s playing Hollywood proper…sure she’s come a long way from her TOPLESS SCENE in the Joneses….that I had to google her after seeing the shit…But I’m hoping she doesn’t stray to far from topless scenes…if you know what I mean.

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2011

14

Oct

Amber Heard is a Vision in Red of the Day

Amber Heard is about to break out…Sure I’ve been keeping track of her for a while, cuz I’m creepy and sure she already has a bit of a following thanks to a few bit parts in virgin loser targeted movies…and she was just on some show about Playboy that got cancelled cuz Playboy is a dying brand that no one cares about even if they get hot bitches in lingerie and trashy stripper bitches you’d expect to see naked…naked…and sure she’s already gone to the media about being a dyke, or bi, or anything to get people to notice…but now she’s in a movie about Hunter S. Thompson in Puerto Rico alongside Johnny Depp…and I know shit’s gonna pop, she’s gonna explode and just looking at these pics…I feel her tits already have….I’m so ready to see her nude scenes or at least some vagina flashes…and until then here she is red dressed on the red carpet…

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2011

08

Sep

Amber Heard from Vs Magazine of the Day


Amber Heard is a pretty obvious, coming into herself, open minded, working on being a celebrity, hipster kind of bitch who makes statements about not labeling herself as straight or gay, but just someone who loves whoever she falls in love with, and that she’s had successful relationship with men, even though they broke up and now successful relationships with women, in some fluffy give guys fantasies, make everyone like you, she’s so tapped into fucking hustle…all bi-sexual and shit…which coincidentally gets people to remember you…while I think all she had to do was continue working on pics like this, you know expand on them and take them to the next level, cuz bullshit sexuality statements bore me, while smutty pics don’t….

So here she is in some fashion/art/hipster magazine that isn’t considered porn, but high concept bullshit, even if it is just one panty slid to the side away from it.

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2011

04

Aug

Amber Heard for Guess of the Day

Amber Heard, Lesbian for the sake of getting some media attention who doesn’t “Label herself a lesbian” but as a “Lover of love” and a “Lover of people”….who I’m pretty sure is just doing it for attention, or for people to fantasize about her, or to raise her profile and tap into the Gaga market, when everyone knows all bitches like to get eaten out, and having it done by another woman is softer thanks to the lack of facial hair….and the whole lesbian card is hardly scandalous in any fucking way…if anything it is PG-13 fantasies…and I need something far more hardcore…

Either way, she’s apparently the face of Guess, like she was Anna Nicole Smith, only with less only man on oxygen tank financier semen dripping out off her face, you know since this one’s a lesbian who isn’t a lesbian but who loves to love no matter what the genital….and I’m loving the throwback feel of the shit….so much that Guess should be paying me for this…but they aren’t….cuz I don’t consider underwear pics of a lesbian who isn’t a lesbian but a lover of love….payment no matter how hard I try to masturbate to it….

On a sidnote, if you’re wondring who Amber Heard is, she’s was the slut in The Joneses who was always naked ….she was in zombieland for a minute…and that’s about it…lesbians suck, they bore me and until Amber Heard starts taking cock again, she’s dead to me…

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2011

14

Apr

Amber Heard’s Lesbian of the Day

Lesbians suck on all levels…I mean other than cock…but on all levels other than cock…from their construction boots, to their ill fitting flannel….to their porn…to their vegan muffins….to the way they look and live and the things they do…from their knitting club called “Bitchin Stitchin”…to their craft corner sundays….to their potluck dinners…they are just all around fucking boring…and I’m not just saying that cuz lesbians hate me and I’m bitter that they don’t invite me to their lesbian events…I’m saying it cuz it’s fucking true…

Here’s Amber Heard and her lesbian she’s using to get publicity like she was Lohan….in their lesbian car…with their lesbian hair…on their way home for lesbian sex…that isn’t a fetish….cuz lesbian sex has is anti climatic…

Fucking lesbians….

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2011

01

Feb

Amber Heard Slutty for Esquire March of the Day

Amber Hears is lookin’ hot in the newest Esquire UK…She always looks pretty good…I mean that is when I remember who she is…Because she hasn’t really done all that much and I never really remember who the fuck she is, but I have seen her topless in The Joneses , I have Seen Her Panties in Classic Panty Upskirt Pics , She did Come Out as a Lesbian , so she’s clearly on the hustle to get noticed and solidify her career, following the obvious steps, which means one thing….Sex tape around the corner…I feel like if I suggest sex tapes with every post, eventually quality pussy will leak one, instead of that Tila Tequila Black Labia Lesbian Shit ….a video I only hope Amber Heard watches to get her back into dick…

That’s all I gotta say about that….

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2010

07

Dec

Amber Heard’s Lesbianism has Imppecable Timing of the Day

I always knew lesbianism was pretty serious…cuz every lesbian I’ve ever met has taken things pretty serious. I mean from the first time they reach out to me with some women studies theories, to the emails, to the hateful look in her eye when I meet them in person, all assured me that lesbians have no sense of humor, are on some kind of mission, and are not down to fuck around, especially not with dick….

So serious and uptight from not getting dick like real women, that they always have impecable timing, and I guess that would apply to Amber Heard if she was actually a lesbian, but conveniently, she has a movie coming out December 17th, so her press release hustle is clearly bullshit.

Someone’s just trying to get in the media’s eye, and you would too, if your biggest movie was a Seth Rogan move.

I love bottom feeders….now here she is in her lesbian bikini for the trailer of this junky bullshit.

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2010

13

Aug

Amber Heard Flashes Her Panties in a Classic Upskirt of the Day

I wonder if the rest of the world is as bored of celebrities as I am. It’s like there is no excitement anymore…it’s all been done, it’s all been played out cuz the PR people figured out the simple tricks to go noticed, or what I like to call “Bikini, Panty, Nipple, Vagina, Sex Tape” in order of desperation, that now when a young starlet I want to fuck partially cuz shes young, partially cuz she’s alirght looking, partially cuz I saw Zombieland and it was either her or Little Miss Sunshine or some awkward Jewish guy to lust after, but mainly cuz she’s got a vagina and since being punished with my wife’s tainted, meaty, smelly, what looks like it may be roadkill and the definitely is the single most vile pussy I have ever encountered in my life, and I have encountered many, most low fucking grade, pretty much everything is a step the fuck up and stomp the fucking yard….

So here is Amber Heard in what has become the classic getting out of the car with white panties in a black dress so the cameras get it incidences that woulda been better done crotchless….or maybe even spread eagled on the beach somewhere, but like any PR person knows, you gotta make the shit look as casual as possible as to not look desperate….

Yes. I just analyzed a panty flash. I know. I should spend my energy staring at it. Just another example of me sucking at life…

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2010

30

Jul

Amber Heard Topless in The Joneses of the Day

I kinda like this bitch…I find myself googling her name everytime I see it and remembering that she’s one of those low level Hollywood bitches I think needs to get more naked so she becomes a household name to more than just the virgin losers who are obsessed with her role in Zombieland

I guess this is her making a move in the right direction by flashing tit…barely flashing tit…but still flashing tit and I’m showing my support hoping it encourages her enough that her next role shows pussy lip.

Either way, I’m a fan…

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2009

11

Dec

Amber Heard in Her Bikini for Some Shitty TV Show of the Day

I always forget who Amber Heard is. I just know her name comes up a lot and it turns out that she was on some shitty show I’m sure wasn’t a real winner for her, but in hindsight was a winner for us because she’s in a bikini, I guess, if you consider that winning, which I don’t, because I get nothing out of this shit other than seeing young bodies I don’t have sitting on my face and even when I was their age, I was too busy eating out the blind albino chick to hustle the girls like this who didn’t know I existed, so I guess if anything shit makes me feel like the loser, I already knew I was, but I am posting it….cuz I’ve come this far….

Here’s some clips on another slut I’ve never heard of named Tessa Thompson in this low level bullshit TV show….

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