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2021

16

Mar

Brittney Palmer at the Beach of the Day

I don’t watch UFC, I think dude on dude half naked is a little queer, and it’s not because it gets me hard and makes me question my sexuality, it’s because half naked men beating the shit out of each other while half naked is the premise to any homosexuals fantasies…so whether you’re into UFC for the boners or for the man on man or cuz you like fighting, you’re on the spectrum of queer.

That said, I appreciate that the UFC and wrestling have introduced chicks as fighters and as ring girls because it makes the experience LESS queer…and the top or hottest of the ring girls, at least to an old fuck like me, is Brittney Palmer..but that’s probably because I only know her and Ariana Celeste as ring girls and I find her hotter.

I am pretty out of the loop on Brittney Palmer but I remember her doing art, and having a little more substance than just some random half naked…glamour model holding signs in the ring….I don’t remember her having bolt on fake tits…but apparently she does and that’s ok too…I mean who gives a fuck she’s showering in a sheer dress on the beach….oh and here’s her feet.

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2015

08

Jul

Brittney Palmer’s Husband Charged with Attempted Murder of the Day

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Brittney Palmer pulled her instagram after her husband tried to kill her last month, she is still on twitter writing insane things, after her husband tried to kill her last month, probably because she’s a UFC girl, and thus pretty much a Vegas hooker, who like all Vegas hookers, like male attention, and get a lot of male attention, making a jealous and crazy dude pretty angry, so angry that he beats the fuck out of her…

Mass generalization…the kind of guys into UFC and UFC girls, are probably not necessarily tame, intellectuals, but rather cheesy fuckers with tribal tattoos on steroids who love violence….may have criminal records…or are corrupt…

Mass generalizination…low level, low paid models love rich dudes….because they don’t make a lot of money…but they do have access to people who do…

Mass generalization…rich dudes, who like low level low paid models, aren’t always stable, and when they see their girls with other rich dudes, or unappreciative of the life they provided for them, can sometimes lose their composure…and break a bitch…

I mean, maybe I’m jumping to conclusions…or maybe this story pretty much reaffirms everything I ever though about how lame the UFC and the people it attracts is…

LAPD says things got physical when they wrestled for her phone — Zalewski noticed she was recording the argument, and during the struggle he threw Palmer, and she hit her head on a bedpost.

Brittney told cops Zalewski yelled, “Pack your f**king bags and go!” — but wouldn’t let her leave. She says he threw her down again — pinning her face down on a mattress, with his knee in her back. She says she struggled to breathe for 2 minutes while he held her down.

Not to make light of beating up women, something that is very bad, but what is described in this report is something every girl I talk to wants to have done to her when getting fucked…I meet them off tinder, they are crazy…

I think the highlight of all this is how Ariany Celeste, the original UFC Vegas hooker hired to do a real mindless job of being a promo model of the UFC, is getting old, and instead of just marrying a rich dude and disappearing while still hot enough, she’s instead doing low level instagram thirst trapping – you know trying to get picked up, promoted and plugged…by more than just rich dudes…but instead to get more followers…

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2013

04

Apr

Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer for FHM of the Day

I am really not into Arianny Celesete or Brittney Palmer. They are America’s answer to Glamour Models, but all I see is pornstars, who would have done porn, but who instead got recruited by Dana White to be his ring girls, all implants and hard bodies and all, pretty much becoming these celebrities with so many fans as the sport gets more and more popular, ruining the chances of these Vegas showgirls/strippers, from really becoming what I like to think they were destined to become.

The only good thing about them is that they are fit, they slut out, and despite not showing spread pussy, they do still look good,

I mean their whole purpose is to straighten up the UFC’s gayness, a job that isn’t so hard to do, I mean the testosterone driven animals who watch the shit would fuck anything while pumped after a fight. Fat chicks or even old ladies, meaning they are a little overkill, and it doesn’t take much effort to do their job, but they still do it and now FHM is celebrating them as they hang on with a thread and here is their spread.

Here’s the behind the scenes video…

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2012

13

Nov

Brittney Palmer for Maxim of the Day

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Brittney Palmer is going to be in Montreal, the city I am unfortunately prisoner to an obese french whoman who pays my rent in exchange for eternal love, devotion, and commitment…that I don’t really give her…but only cuz I am not good at anything I set my mind to. It is all part of being a failure.

Anyway, I emailed her and her people to have a little make out session – but she didn’t get back to me…maybe I came on too strong when I sent pics of me in bondage gear and a strap on.

She was in Maxim, She’s the new, non-ethnic Arianny Celeste and I’m pretty sure her body is going places…unfortunately none of those places are my face.

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2012

07

Nov

Brittney Palmer in Some FHM Outtakes of the Day

Brittney Palmer is the tits to make the UFC less gay…she’s the new Arianny Celeste now that Arianny Celeste has got cocky with her celebrity and ventured into other jobs…..like horrible music…and documenting her life in video….it’s one of those take the stripper out of the stripclub and give her some level of popularity and her stripper instinct start capitalizing….instead of just focusing on what is important and that is sticking to the hand that feeds you…but who cares about her…when this much hotter, tighter, Brittney Palmer pops up….as her fake titties pop out…cuz this shoot for FHM is fuckin’ rockin’….and shit almost makes me want to watch two dudes grind out all over each other for an hour to see her carry a round card into the ring….she’s that good.

Proof the UFC is so fucking gay….

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2012

05

Nov

UFC’s Brittney Palmer for FHM of the Day

She’s got a body bro…which makes sense because she’s the “other” ring girl in the UFC…that makes the whole homo-erotic experience a little less homo….cuz you can focus on the bitches between the rounds….instead of the dudes grinding dicks together in submissive holds….all romantic…like the foreplay in a gay porno flick…..

Fit and tight…makes an average looking stripper face…seem lovely enough for me….cuz these UFC girls are ex Vegas strippers Dana White recruited while balling out with Saudi money when launching the UFC to make everyone billions…..right?

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2012

20

Feb

Brittney Palmer’s Twitter Bikini of the Day

Here’s UFC ring girl Brittney Palmer trying to stay relevant and in the media…while giving her new fans something to jerk off to or a reason to not stop following her on twitter while riding that Playboy wave….you see cuz BRITTNEY PALMER DID MARCH PLAYBOY …and this is her follow up performance since the pics were leaked…it’s bottom feeding but keep in mind this was a Vegas show girl just a couple years ago…dreaming big dreams of performing…while essentially being a hooker….or stripper…I saw Showgirls I know how it all went down….

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