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2010

18

Oct

Ali Larter Pregnancy Tits of the Day

I have a feeling that Ali Larter is one of those flat chested girls who would stand in front of the mirror wishing her tits would grow…she’d ask God why he chose her to be built like a man…and she’d be jealous of girls who had tits who got all the male attention….She’d buy herself push up bras, padded bras and even cum insertions…because she wasn’t going to go under the knife and get implants…instead she’d pretend she loved herself and was happy with herself even when her boyfriend couldn’t titty fuck her…it is that lie that got her through it…but now that she’s pregnant, she’s fucking milking it…every low cut dress she couldn’t wear cuz all she had was nipples to hold it up are getting used…sure she’s got a huge baby in her gut…but that doesn’t matter…that baby is the bearer of these tits and needs to be celebrated like the hero he is…she’s happy and loving ever bounce these titties make and she owes the motherfucker in her uterus for making her finally feel like a real woman for once in her life….

She’s parading these new tits around cuz she knows they’ll eventually go out of style when the baby is done nursing and she dries up to the flat chest she was….and it’s amazing to see what a different tits make….this is the Ali Larter she wanted to be…her tits helped her finally find happy with herself….I mean until the endorphines wear off and she realizes how fucked the pregnancy made the rest of her…mainly her vagina….

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2010

25

Aug

Ali Larter Pregnancy Pictures for the Virgins of the Day

I remember this virgin loser nerd I met a couple of years ago cuz I was forced to sit next to him on the bus. He not only irritated the fuck out of me for the 3 hours we were forced to be next to each other…from his constant hacking due to chronic allergies…to his twitchy fucking arms that kept hitting me….but he also offered me insight into the world of loser virgin nerds…and that was a loyalty to anything that involved superheros….especially the actresses who play the superheros and their tight outfits….when trying to make small talk to difuse the awkwardness of being stuck next to him I asked about Hayden Panettiere and her Heroes show and I think he fucking came himself….then he told me that the girl he really wanted to marry on the show to look out for was Ali Larter….and he started giggling and blushing like a school girl….while I’ve always been far more into Ali Larter’s work on “Suddenly Susan”…and I can’t help but wonder if she’s knocked up by that dude…or if he is in some basement cutting out pictures of her and posting them on his wall with his semen pretending she is….

Either way, I don’t find these hot…if anything the idea of pregnancy is actually pretty fucking vile…but you may…since the two of you who visit this site are probably virgins who find anything that has to do with sex hot…even the polluted womb biproduct of it…

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2010

09

Aug

Pregnant Ali Larter and her New Tits Do Yoga of the Day

I don’t remember who Ali Larter is, but I know she’s a slut. The kind of girl who doesn’t use protection even and one day surprises you by telling you she’s pregnant and there’s nothing you can do about it, cuz despite telling you she was into abortions before the night you decided to bust inside her just once, cuz that’s how nature wants us to cum, only to realize she meant for other people…and like other cum filled uteruses, she’s walking around in fitness clothes to have the healthiest pregnancy like the women I watch outside the local YMCA and the whole thing is only hot cuz her titties are bigger than they used to be, like a skinny chick turned fat, without the eating disorder, but with a whole lot of other disorders that mean you can fuck her and she can’t get pregnant cuz she already is pregnant but none of that really matters….here are the pics…

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2010

22

Jul

Ali Larter Pregnant Woman Tits of the Day

I guess this is another one bites the dust situations for some of you….See I never noticed Ali Larter earlier in her career when she was in a whip cream bikini in Varsity Blue. I only really know who she is from celeb porn sites that I used to jerk off to before blogs existed, because for some reason that scene was one of the popular ones they constantly linked to…not that it really matters..what does matter is that at 34 she’s done gone thrown it all away by letting herself get knocked the fuck up and sure, maybe her tits are finally big enough to show off, something I am sure she’s always wanted, but the rest of her is gonna fall the fuck apart very soon, and by “rest of her”, I mean her pussy…but I guess her stomach, and that pregnancy weight and then the urge to have more kids to have a family come in close second….and here are the unfortunate pictures…probably the last of her you’ll be able to jerk off to…cuz at this level of pregnancy they are still worth fucking….especially if they are pregnant with someone else’s kid cuz it means no chance of getting locked the fuck down with a kid of your own…unless she’s eager and tries to lock you in as a stepfather…but as a stepfather I have learned it requires little fucking work , especially when it comes to writing posts.

Pics via Fame

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2009

18

Dec

Ali Larter’s Ass in Denim of the Day

I downloaded these pictures the other day and I wasn’t sure why. Maybe it’s because I like watching bitches shove dirty objects into slots after watching girls run for their fucking lives, especially when that dirty object being shoved into their slot is my dick…..

I don’t know who Ali Larter is, but I assume she’s been in movies, or on TV, because the paparazzi took pictures of her and despite the paparazzi usually being mexican immigrants who fuck Britney Spears, they know a hell more about this shit that I do.

Pics via Fame

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2009

03

Sep

Ali Larter and her Multi-Vitamin Pee Shorts of the Day

I wrote a Tweet yesterday about how I once woke up the kind of a girl you find disgusting and hate, but who is sleeping in your bed after you were too drunk and too weak and brought her home and fucked her despite knowing you are better than her and that you lowered yourself to a whole new low which is saying a lot because you’re no that much to look at, and really you’ve had sex with some pretty disgusting shit, but nothing as disgusting as this girl with that smile across her face in your fucking bed, making you feel borderline suicidal, but realize you’ve seen the worst and it is only uphill from her and the thought of her will haunt you for the rest of your fucking life, but will also keep you from making the same mistake again no matter how little fucking self control you have, and I did it with hungover practically brown multi-vitamin piss, the thickest and worst smelling piss you can imagine, all over her disgusting face while screaming things at her like that she’s nothing but a public toilet and she’s lucking she didn’t wake up to me shitting on her like she deserves….It was a desperate time in my life, and Ali Larter’s wearing the shorts….

Pics Via INFPhoto

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2009

09

Jul

Ali Larter is Suckin’ Straws on Set of the Day

Here’s the whipped cream bikini slut from Varsity Blues 10 years after shit made pretty dull cinematic history. She is 33 now because people tend to get older as the years go by and you see that a pussy you used to jerk off to, or even fucked is no longer as fresh faced and bright eyed as it once was, and bitch has become what you remember your mom lookin’ like when you were growing up or some shit and that despite the fact that you keep getting older too, which doesn’t really matter because you don’t have to look at yourself all day, all good things come to an end…..

Here are her tits….not covered in cream…..

Pics via Fame

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2009

17

Apr

Ali Larter Shows Off Some Tit of the Day

I got a lap dance with a girl who had small tits because she seduced me. I don’t really have the ability to say no when they start grabbing at me and squeezing my nipples, I guess because nipple play is always fucking immasculating and turns me into their bitch. Either way, it was a contact dance, meaning I could grab her ass and tits, but since she didn’t have tits, and within the first minute managed to stick her ass in my face, forcing me to smell her dirty asshole, gagging and realizing that the small of a dirty asshole makes me not want to grab onto her ass and slap it around like it was my kid/wife who didn’t fold the laundry properly, I don’t like creases on my shirt god damnit….

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2008

25

Aug

Ali Larter Has Some Hard Nipples in Her Bikini of the Day

Ali Larter is some Heroes actress you all want to fuck and she’s wearing a bikini. Before Heroes, she was in a whole pile of shitty movies you’ve never seen including some National Lampoon piece of shit called Homo Erectus, where she met her fiance, proving that shitty movies, despite not making money, going straight to DVD and being an embarrassment to an aspiring writer, director or producer’s career, can still bring a lifetime of happiness to some people. Another thing that brings a lifetime of happiness: the bikini, and here she is with her hard nipples in one.

I could go on about how drunk I got, how I almost got in a fight and all the other weirdness that went on this weekend but I have a whole week of writing to do, so I’ll leave you with these pictures and the hope of more things to come for now…..

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2007

10

Jul

I am – Ali Larter has Lunch of the Day

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I know this Ali Larter bitch is pretty unimportant in the grand scheme of things, but then again so are most of the people I post about, she is just less important than the rest. She’s not in any major movies and hasn’t really done much with herself since the Whip Cream Bikini scene in Varsity blues, but she has taken her little tits to a place where people care to take pictures of her going to lunch, stuffing her face and pretending to be excited to see her friends.

I never linked incorporating food into sex. I always thought it was disgusting and I am a fat man who on the surface looks like I love eating. Reality is that I just don’t like moving and I like drinking beer, but that’s not the point, the point is that when my wife was about 50 pounds lighter and she was just starting to emotionally eat and pack on more weight than her natural slow metabolism and 2 kids had already packed on, she decided to be kinky. I remember walking into my apartment drunk one night and all I could smell was peanut butter. Bitch had smeared shit all over her pussy and tits in hopes of getting me to lick it up. I told her that the peanut butter trick was for lonely ladies with pet dogs and that she stank so bad I was going to throw up. We threw her in the shower and that was the last time she tried to bring food into the bedroom for sex, that didn’t stop her from eating chocolate, chips, cookies, burgers, pizza, cake and anything she can get her greasy fat hands in bed, but it did stop her from intentionally putting it on her lady parts for me to eat off.

Either way, I don’t even know if Ali Larter was the whip cream bikini bitch, I just ran with it and here are some pictures of Ali Larter having lunch, because I haven’t eaten anything yet today and watching her show off that she eats makes me jealous of her budget to go to restaurants while she’s more useless of a person than me.

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2007

04

May

I am – Ali Larter Isn't Wearing a Bra of the Day

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After tonight’s strip club incident of every chick being 200 lbs, I have decided that I only want to see chicks showing off their small tits tonight. It’s proof that there is too much of a good thing, because sure the bitches I saw had tits bigger than your head, but their cellulite ridden massive flat asses and waddling almost turned me off women, at least for the night…which I didn’t think was possible I came home wanting to crawl into a ball and cry because when the bitches were on stage, my brain kept telling me to stop looking but it was like I was lured into some kind of trance as their stomachs smacked them in the chin while they flashed their massive cunts.

I am married to a fat chick, so you’d think I could handle the shit, but I am went there to get away from the hell I am living and got stuck with that shit thrown in my face, over and over and over again…Maybe god was punishing me, but at least these pics landed in my inbox.

I am going to try to stop talking about this shit, but I am still in shock about the whole experience so have a little compassion man…


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2007

04

May

I am – Ali Larter Isn’t Wearing a Bra of the Day

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After tonight’s strip club incident of every chick being 200 lbs, I have decided that I only want to see chicks showing off their small tits tonight. It’s proof that there is too much of a good thing, because sure the bitches I saw had tits bigger than your head, but their cellulite ridden massive flat asses and waddling almost turned me off women, at least for the night…which I didn’t think was possible I came home wanting to crawl into a ball and cry because when the bitches were on stage, my brain kept telling me to stop looking but it was like I was lured into some kind of trance as their stomachs smacked them in the chin while they flashed their massive cunts.

I am married to a fat chick, so you’d think I could handle the shit, but I am went there to get away from the hell I am living and got stuck with that shit thrown in my face, over and over and over again…Maybe god was punishing me, but at least these pics landed in my inbox.

I am going to try to stop talking about this shit, but I am still in shock about the whole experience so have a little compassion man…


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