She loves the attention her fake tits get her.
We get it – You got pregnant and fat, used it as an opportunity to get implants. I am sure you aren’t the first flat chested person to do it, just the most obvious.
Maybe we don’t get her struggle being the girl from Friday Night Lights in a Whipped Cream Bikini that everyone questioned why she was wearing a top, cuz people with tits that small are usually dudes, making the whole scene gay….
Maybe we don’t appreciate her attempt to pretend the fake tits aren’t fake tits because of a pregnancy that luckily left her busty the way she always wanted to be….you know the way she dreamed herself to be everytime she fucked and dude had to just pinch her nipple like they were having gay sex.
Maybe we don’t get what it’s like to be an aging celebrity who hardly made it to begin with trying to stay relevant and the high she gets now that people notice….
I’ve seen it in my everyday life when bitches get implants and I’m seeing it in hers….that shining, happy, bright smile saying “look I have 5k and I used it to make guys want to titty fuck me”…
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