I remember this virgin loser nerd I met a couple of years ago cuz I was forced to sit next to him on the bus. He not only irritated the fuck out of me for the 3 hours we were forced to be next to each other…from his constant hacking due to chronic allergies…to his twitchy fucking arms that kept hitting me….but he also offered me insight into the world of loser virgin nerds…and that was a loyalty to anything that involved superheros….especially the actresses who play the superheros and their tight outfits….when trying to make small talk to difuse the awkwardness of being stuck next to him I asked about Hayden Panettiere and her Heroes show and I think he fucking came himself….then he told me that the girl he really wanted to marry on the show to look out for was Ali Larter….and he started giggling and blushing like a school girl….while I’ve always been far more into Ali Larter’s work on “Suddenly Susan”…and I can’t help but wonder if she’s knocked up by that dude…or if he is in some basement cutting out pictures of her and posting them on his wall with his semen pretending she is….

Either way, I don’t find these hot…if anything the idea of pregnancy is actually pretty fucking vile…but you may…since the two of you who visit this site are probably virgins who find anything that has to do with sex hot…even the polluted womb biproduct of it…

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I don’t remember who Ali Larter is, but I know she’s a slut. The kind of girl who doesn’t use protection even and one day surprises you by telling you she’s pregnant and there’s nothing you can do about it, cuz despite telling you she was into abortions before the night you decided to bust inside her just once, cuz that’s how nature wants us to cum, only to realize she meant for other people…and like other cum filled uteruses, she’s walking around in fitness clothes to have the healthiest pregnancy like the women I watch outside the local YMCA and the whole thing is only hot cuz her titties are bigger than they used to be, like a skinny chick turned fat, without the eating disorder, but with a whole lot of other disorders that mean you can fuck her and she can’t get pregnant cuz she already is pregnant but none of that really matters….here are the pics…

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I guess this is another one bites the dust situations for some of you….See I never noticed Ali Larter earlier in her career when she was in a whip cream bikini in Varsity Blue. I only really know who she is from celeb porn sites that I used to jerk off to before blogs existed, because for some reason that scene was one of the popular ones they constantly linked to…not that it really matters..what does matter is that at 34 she’s done gone thrown it all away by letting herself get knocked the fuck up and sure, maybe her tits are finally big enough to show off, something I am sure she’s always wanted, but the rest of her is gonna fall the fuck apart very soon, and by “rest of her”, I mean her pussy…but I guess her stomach, and that pregnancy weight and then the urge to have more kids to have a family come in close second….and here are the unfortunate pictures…probably the last of her you’ll be able to jerk off to…cuz at this level of pregnancy they are still worth fucking….especially if they are pregnant with someone else’s kid cuz it means no chance of getting locked the fuck down with a kid of your own…unless she’s eager and tries to lock you in as a stepfather…but as a stepfather I have learned it requires little fucking work , especially when it comes to writing posts.

Pics via Fame

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