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2014

18

Nov

Hayden Panettiere is Very Pregnant of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is pregnant…so I guess, like all new moms or moms to be, her hormones are telling her this a beautiful time in her life that she will cherish until the day she dies, much liker her mom cherished her, before whoring her out to producers at a young age, because that’s what you do when all you can do is Soap Operas, you try to get better gigs for your baby…

In cherishing the beauty that is her pregnancy, she’s decided to slip into a bikini, to show off how fucking big she is, because it’s pretty fucking big, up on some ready to drop porn that doesn’t allow penetration since the baby or in this case multiple babies are poking out already, making it impossible…

I guess what we are looking at is her midget frame hosting a normal sized baby, or maybe a plus sized baby, thanks to her 6 foot 7 boyfriend, up on some Pomeranian getting Knocked Up by a Great Dane, the human version weirdness…and I have a feeling you find this oddly erotic…because her fan base is virgin loser like that…

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2014

07

Nov

Hayden Panettiere Pregnant in a Bikini Lesbian Porn of the Day

Pregnant in a Bikin while Lesbians lick up your bloated and disgusting filled up uterus thanks to sex with a 7 foot tall Russian mosnter….porn….is not really exciting….whether circus freak midget Hayden Panettiere is part of it or not…whether she’s juggling or riding a unicycle…or not…whether her creepy fan base who love hr despite her having nothing good about her or not..pregnant belly needs to be hidden always….No skimpy bikini, no excited lesbiand friends..none of whatever is going on here…but it happened and here it is – bye.

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2014

03

Nov

Hayden Panettiere’s Pregnancy Porn of the Day

I guess Hayden Panettiere is still pregnant…getting ready for her vagina to get ravaged, not that it isn’t already ravaged, considering that her boyfriend is some 6 foot 9 Russian boxer who we can assume has a 12 inch penis he goes Communist / Russian Mobster / Fighting for the last rationed toilet paper roll after a 9 hour wait for said toilet paper roll on on her pussy with…you know the kind of abuse that makes the birthing process easy, as the baby just crawls out on it’s own, it is half Russian after all, and is ready to start running hookers like it was Hayden’s mom…back in the glory days of hollywood…when Soap Opera stars were the pornstars of the industry…instead of the actual pornstars…

That said, interesting costume, most pregnant girls go for “Humpty Dumpty”…or “Fat Chick”..not half naked…maybe she’s hormonal…and what better day than Halloween for that…right?

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2014

28

Oct

Hayden Panettiere in Halloween Costume of the Day

I don’t know if Hayden Panettiere is still pregnant. I don’t know if this is even Hayden Panettiere. I just know that it is Halloween, a time then pregnant girls can dress like the sluts their baby bumps already pretty much tell us they are…you non condom – internal creampie loving dirtbag other women celebrate when they see you at the grocery store with questions like “when is the baby due”….”oh so cute, is it a boy or a girl”…when I know it’s just an internal cumshot..up inside her…and it a lot of ways that can be exciting knowing she’s into that, knowing she can’t get pregnant when I do it, but then again, I’m used to fat chicks…


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2014

16

Sep

Hayden Panettiere Pregnancy Pics of the Day

Hayden Panettiere in the above picture looks like she is in the blowjob stance and that makes me laugh, probably because she should have given the blowjob, she’s too young for this being knocked up thing, even though everyone is knocked up…

It makes me think, like most pregnancy pics, because I can’t imagine girls every actually wanting to ruin their lives with kids, since kids ruin lives, whether she had just one too many abortions to risk being barren with this one…since she’s not pushing 40 and still has a decade of fucking to do to make it count…

It also makes me think, shit pregnancy isn’t attractive…alone with all the ruined body, sleepless nights no one cares about, aging 10 years in the first 9 months, and anyone who says they love the pregnancy glow is some lonely fuck who hasn’t had the chance to knock a girl up and never will, but wishes he could so that he’d never be alone again…

Cuz anyone with eyes, see just how unnatural this whole thing is. It’s like an Alien Invasion or something.

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2014

15

Sep

The Hayden Panettiere Tit Pic is Fake of the Day

At least one person emailed me the above picture of Hayden Panettiere topless or pulling out her tits. I guess it is from some over zealous Hayden Panettiere fans, who I assume are all over zealous, because in order to be a Hayden Panettiere fan, you have to be all kinds of socially awkward and weird…you know the kind of guy who will spend hours on photoshop for his masturbation purposes…because guess what…this titty pic isn’t real and it is my duty to protect the honor of hacked celebrity women who probably love the attention because they are celebrities to begin with, a career based on wanting people talking about them….I am a hero

Here’s the real pic…

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2014

12

Sep

Hayden Panettiere’s “Alleged” Leg Shaving Pic of the Day

I have heard ridiculous stories about Hayden Panettiere that people I know in Hollywood have told me that they think are probable, possible, or legit…but are too insane to be true.

Things like her mother, this plastic surgery ridden monster, forcing her to have sex with family friends…when she was a kid. I mean it’s such a crazy storyline that it can’t be true, but at the same time Hollywood producers are rich as fuck and think they are above the law, and in doing that, do a lot of fucked up, drugged up shit…

I do know that she’s currently knocked up with a guy who is pretty much 2 times her 4 foot tall frame, and that with that probably comes a massive penis that she clearly lets cum inside her, a skill you could assume she got when she was just a little girl servicing her mom’s friends…

Pretty sick though….but not as sick as this pic, that is supposed to be her, shaving her legs…I mean girls who shave their are not gross legs…girls who shave their bush are…because a nice natural bush is a great thing…and a stubbly pussy isn’t…but sick because you know this, if legit was stolen from her, invading her privacy, before the asshole wrote all these website names all over it…hopefully leading the FBI to him to arrest him…because what he did here is a crime…post the spread eagle bath pics or nothing fool.

Either way, I call fake….

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2014

26

Aug

Pregnant as Fuck Hayden Panettiere for the Emmys of the Day

The one thing that happened at the Emmy Awards – that I felt deserved it’s own post – was Hayden Panettiere, the rumoured child prostitute to the stars, thanks to her creepy mom exploiting her, rocking a pregnant belly…

I don’t think it deserves its own post because I love her and find her hot, or because I find any of these pics amazing. I don’t even really know who she is.

I do think it is funny that an inside source told me that she’s only pregnant because her Russian boxer makes over 50 million a year, he bought her a house, and she can be supported through life with a John – so long there’s a baby…because I guess once a hooker, always a hooker.

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2014

04

Aug

Hayden Panettere’s Pregnant in a Bikini of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is pregnant in a bikini. Call me old school but I am a firm believer that if you’re pregnant – you should not be in a bikini, but rather hiding out so that no one gets the wrong idea about you. More importantly so that we can try to forget you were ever pregnant – instead of having it burnt into our minds…with whatever the fuck this weirdness is….

All this to say, I don’t really like Hayden pregnant or not pregnant – and I don’t really like pregnant girls in general, especially not half naked, maybe my biological clock has ticked…and the idea of knocking a girl up disgusts me…even when I’m not the one who knocked them up…

The world is doomed, it’s so easy to not make babies…and still be cummed inside…Get it together Hayden…

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