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2014

16

Sep

Hayden Panettiere Pregnancy Pics of the Day

Hayden Panettiere in the above picture looks like she is in the blowjob stance and that makes me laugh, probably because she should have given the blowjob, she’s too young for this being knocked up thing, even though everyone is knocked up…

It makes me think, like most pregnancy pics, because I can’t imagine girls every actually wanting to ruin their lives with kids, since kids ruin lives, whether she had just one too many abortions to risk being barren with this one…since she’s not pushing 40 and still has a decade of fucking to do to make it count…

It also makes me think, shit pregnancy isn’t attractive…alone with all the ruined body, sleepless nights no one cares about, aging 10 years in the first 9 months, and anyone who says they love the pregnancy glow is some lonely fuck who hasn’t had the chance to knock a girl up and never will, but wishes he could so that he’d never be alone again…

Cuz anyone with eyes, see just how unnatural this whole thing is. It’s like an Alien Invasion or something.

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2014

15

Sep

The Hayden Panettiere Tit Pic is Fake of the Day

At least one person emailed me the above picture of Hayden Panettiere topless or pulling out her tits. I guess it is from some over zealous Hayden Panettiere fans, who I assume are all over zealous, because in order to be a Hayden Panettiere fan, you have to be all kinds of socially awkward and weird…you know the kind of guy who will spend hours on photoshop for his masturbation purposes…because guess what…this titty pic isn’t real and it is my duty to protect the honor of hacked celebrity women who probably love the attention because they are celebrities to begin with, a career based on wanting people talking about them….I am a hero

Here’s the real pic…

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2014

12

Sep

Hayden Panettiere’s “Alleged” Leg Shaving Pic of the Day

I have heard ridiculous stories about Hayden Panettiere that people I know in Hollywood have told me that they think are probable, possible, or legit…but are too insane to be true.

Things like her mother, this plastic surgery ridden monster, forcing her to have sex with family friends…when she was a kid. I mean it’s such a crazy storyline that it can’t be true, but at the same time Hollywood producers are rich as fuck and think they are above the law, and in doing that, do a lot of fucked up, drugged up shit…

I do know that she’s currently knocked up with a guy who is pretty much 2 times her 4 foot tall frame, and that with that probably comes a massive penis that she clearly lets cum inside her, a skill you could assume she got when she was just a little girl servicing her mom’s friends…

Pretty sick though….but not as sick as this pic, that is supposed to be her, shaving her legs…I mean girls who shave their are not gross legs…girls who shave their bush are…because a nice natural bush is a great thing…and a stubbly pussy isn’t…but sick because you know this, if legit was stolen from her, invading her privacy, before the asshole wrote all these website names all over it…hopefully leading the FBI to him to arrest him…because what he did here is a crime…post the spread eagle bath pics or nothing fool.

Either way, I call fake….

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2014

26

Aug

Pregnant as Fuck Hayden Panettiere for the Emmys of the Day

The one thing that happened at the Emmy Awards – that I felt deserved it’s own post – was Hayden Panettiere, the rumoured child prostitute to the stars, thanks to her creepy mom exploiting her, rocking a pregnant belly…

I don’t think it deserves its own post because I love her and find her hot, or because I find any of these pics amazing. I don’t even really know who she is.

I do think it is funny that an inside source told me that she’s only pregnant because her Russian boxer makes over 50 million a year, he bought her a house, and she can be supported through life with a John – so long there’s a baby…because I guess once a hooker, always a hooker.

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2014

04

Aug

Hayden Panettere’s Pregnant in a Bikini of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is pregnant in a bikini. Call me old school but I am a firm believer that if you’re pregnant – you should not be in a bikini, but rather hiding out so that no one gets the wrong idea about you. More importantly so that we can try to forget you were ever pregnant – instead of having it burnt into our minds…with whatever the fuck this weirdness is….

All this to say, I don’t really like Hayden pregnant or not pregnant – and I don’t really like pregnant girls in general, especially not half naked, maybe my biological clock has ticked…and the idea of knocking a girl up disgusts me…even when I’m not the one who knocked them up…

The world is doomed, it’s so easy to not make babies…and still be cummed inside…Get it together Hayden…

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2014

08

Jul

Hayden Panettiere See Through of the Day

I remember when there was a blind item years ago about Hayden Panettiere being a child prostitute…it never really went anywhere, but made me laugh, they suggested that her mom pimped her out to Hollywood execs, and I kind of believe that is very possible, especially after she got knocked up by a dude with what I can only imagine, not that I ever imagine what size dicks dudes have, a 12 inch penis, set against her 4 foot 9 frame, is some kind of dirtiness…not to mention, now, while pregnant, she’s out in see through shirts and bikinis and drawing attention to her implants…it’s all signs of what I like to think is a sex addict, because if she wasn’t into sex, how did she get pregnant in the first place…think about that one….while I go stare at girls tanning in the park…

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2014

25

Jun

Hayden Panettiere Instagram Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is pregnant, which doesn’t really excite me, because pregnant women are disgusting, and post pregnant women are even more disgusting. The idea of childbirth is totally unnatural and even alien…maybe people should hire third world country women to have their kids for them…like they make their clothing…sweatshop that shit…

I am also not impressed that Hayden will be passing a large object through her vagina, because…she already puts large objects in her vagina, it’s trained for that shit….

There is no way that her 6 foot 8 boyfriend/husband/baby daddy doesn’t have a 12-14 inch penis, which is ok if you are a big fat woman, but when you’re 4 foot 11, 14 inches of cock is about the length of your toros, making me wonder how she got pregnant, because every time he cums in her it drips out her fucking nose…

I don’t know if this is even Hayden Panettiere, someone emailed it to me, and I can’t be bothered to cross terence the shit…big milk filled hormonal tits or not…I’m not down.

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2014

24

Jun

Hayden Panettiere Proves a Point of the Day

So Hayden Panettiere posted this tweet:

I assume she’s not too happy that the paparazzi made her look like a bloated troll on his way to hobbit land or whatever the fuck trolls do…because she went to the trouble to post the picture and be like “they be making me look fat”…yes Hayden Panettiere is a black woman in my mind…a black woman who loves the D…and goes for the gold with a 7 foot tall boxer who you know would rip her apart if she wasn’t so eager, accepting, and big vaginaed on such a small frame…

So she went and put on a spandex outfit to prove her point and the whole thing – pretty fucking weird…I guess the hormonal bitch wants to maintain sex appeal that I feel she never had…

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2014

10

Jun

Hayden Panettiere is Pregnant in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is pregnant, got into a bathing suit and was decent enough to not be in a bikini, because pregnant girls in bikinis, is pretty inappropriate and even disgusting, and even the most seasoned hooker knows that when you start to show, you get off fucking stage and find another way to make money, like turning tricks in your living room….

She still looks like shit, but that’s what pregnancy does to you, and is always a horrible fucking decision to take…I mean her husband’s 6 foot 8 massive penis in her 4 foot 2 frame should have been enough uterus filling for her…but no, she had to reproduce…

I didn’t find her hot before, I don’t find her hot now…but here are the pics anyway…

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