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2011

18

Jul

Katie Holmes Shitty Alien Bikini Pics of the Day

Here’s some space ship alien worshipping bitch in her bikini in the pool pretty much not showing off anything erotic that is probably only kinda hot to creepy peepers who have a thing for stalking bitches swimming in their pool from a balcony…you know the kind of guy who hits up hotels and resorts with a pool view so they can jerk off on the balcony as they look down at the blurry half naked swimming body….you know a weird fetish, even for people like me, but I find sex appeal in pretty much anything and under any circumstance…especially when half naked bitches who once had great tits are involved…it is a talent at least that’s what I wrote on my America Has Talent application…that they have yet to respond to….


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2011

05

Jul

Katie Holmes and her Alien Bikini of the Day

I know if I was a sci-fi writer, instead of a blog no one reads writer, I’d make my rich person cult to make myself millions, jacked up with a lot more sex…I mean there area few low level alien worshiping cults here, and they involve one main dude, a massive compound, and a lot of hardcore sex. My cult would involve bikini parties, nudist everything, and like a muslim four major prayer times signaled by a giant bell, only our kind of prayer would be sucking my dick.

I don’t know shit about this Scientology shit, I just know Tom Cruise is a homosexual, I dont know how Suri was conceived, but more importantly, I don’t know what happened to Katie Holmes’ tit…maybe the opression caused stress that made them go into hiding….

Who knows, I just think she needs to be a bigger fucking slut….more nude scenes all I know her from is talking too much in the most annoying way in Dawson’s Creek, and I only watched that show once. I want to know her for the bitch who can blow bubbles or do other circus tricks out of her cunt.

All this waiting for a fake alien created by an acid flashback makes a bitch boring.

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2011

20

Jun

Katie Holmes Bikini Pics of the Day

I guess the mothership hasn’t come down to save the elightened humans who know the truth and worship their alien power, cuz Katie Holmes had the time to hit the beach to show off her skinny titless body in a bikini…I liked her better before she was weird, you know a slutty young actor…naked and murdered in her one movie roll she had before being knocked up by some experimental space sperm, leading to no acting work, cuz the bitch is too busy prepping for salvation or whatever it is Scientologist closet case homosexuals and their stage wives do….but she’s still in a bikini, she’s not fat and apparently that’s good enough for me…it’s one of those “You had me at Vagina” situations…if you know what I mean…

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2011

16

Jun

Katie Holmes Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Here are some pictures of Katie Holme’s alien loving ass for no reason other than posting a bitch who feel off the map after everyone in the world wanted to fuck her hot tits, even if it was just to shut her annoying character up on Dawson’s Creek, it still counts…

I don’t understand Scientology, other than seeing it as an amazing scam created by a sci/fi writer who figured if he hooked people into believing in something, like it was a religion, they’d pay top dollar for a book he limits to the people who pay him millions per copy…It’s like a pyramid scheme where you buy more and more expensive books looking for salvation…until reaching the ultimate book, a few million dollars later…only to realize you’re just an insecure asshole who wasted a few million dollars….cuz rich people are crazy…

But that doesn’t change the fact that bitch is in tight pants….what she does with her spare time doesn’t matter, but as far as I’m concerned, it’d be better spent masturbating on webcam for me…

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2011

31

May

Katie Holmes Legs at the Beach of the Day

Slutty Scientologist. I mean she must not be taking her religion very seriously, maybe because it isn’t an actual religion, but a cult for Rich people who believe in a scam created by a sci-fi writer, or maybe because all of hollywood are just full of shit…

Cuz the religious people I know, or see on the street, or come knocking on my door with notices of how man is killing the world, from Jesus people, to Jews, to Arabs, they’d never be this exposed, even on the beach, not that they’d ever be on the beach, because they’re free time is sprent preaching the word of the lord or some shit…

Here are some reliously imprisioned legs on the beach cuz they are not allowed to wear a bikini cuz alien vengeance from their alien god would strike down from above…but maybe she should push the limits like a teenage girl girl rebelling against their uptight upbringing, cuz I always love watching the ex-catholic school girls masturbating with crucifixes out of spite, it’s erotic.

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2011

17

May

Katie Holmes in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Here are some pictures of Katie Holmes in a bathing suit, hiding her sloppy mom stomach, showing off her under appreciated and more importantly under-used tits…because she decided to marry cult leader Tom Cruise and his creepy fucking smile….getting pregnant fast, probably through artificial insemination…like a lesbian or science experiment, without having the chance or taking the opportunity in her personal life to go down the road of celebrity slut, flashing her pussy, passing out drunk, trashing hotel rooms, and ending up in rehab…or taking movie roles with tons of sex scenes in her professional life, What a fucking waste…but I take what I can get and here it is…

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2011

06

May

Katie Holmes Great Cleavage of the Day

I haven’t always loved Katie Holmes. If anything I’ve always found her a bit of an uptight looking cunt….I didn’t even care when Tom Cruise Brainwashed her into his weird religious trap of weirdness….I just couldn’t be bothered….

But I’ve always loved Katie Holmes tit. There’s a movie she’s in where she gets raped and kill and you see her topeless, that’s clearly her best work, and something I assume may be a self fullfilling prophecy when Tom Cruise finally loses his fucking mind officially….

So seeing her exploit her tit for a change is good enough for me to post…

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2010

14

Dec

Katie Holmes Brings Some Legs at the Gold Globe Award Nominations

I hate all award shows with a passion. The reason is not because they don’t invite me to attend or that they don’t even give me press access. It’s just that I don’t care to see an industry reward itself in some big scale event that people watch cuz they think it actually matters. It’s all bullshit and I don’t know who was nominated, I do know they know they probably already know the winner, because that’s just how these things worked as everything is paid of and staged….cuz the judges are all insiders….and I just don’t like partcipating in that kind of propaganda bullshit…so if you’re interested in knowing who is nominated because you drink the kool aid and are into this kind of thing you’ll have to use google…I’ll just look at the legs that were at the nomination presentation event…because they belong to Katie Holmes and I think it’s always worth celebrating when a bitch who’s tits I loved in some movie she was topless in is let out of her cage…

Bonus – Some Gia Mangina Mantegna bitch was also there and luckily she brought her legs too. I have no idea who she is, but you can look it up while checking the nominations, you popculture brainwashed homo.

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2010

17

Sep

Katie Holmes Hiding her Alien Pussy of the Day

These pictures coulda been a lot better….Tom Cruise has everything on lock down, even when she tries to let other people to see her pussy, since no one at home isn’t touching it cuz it is not an anus, she gets locked the fuck down, because that’s the power of the higher alien gods…

Her prude Jackie O shit makes me want to see her get raped…This is the reason I avoid Amish communities…shit makes me dangerous….

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2010

22

Jun

Katie Holmes in her Tight Mom Jeans of the Day

The reason I watched That 70s Show when it first drop was to watch Jackie and her 15 year old ass in the tight high-waisted jeans. There was something magical about a teenage cameltoe and I used to write thank you letters to Fox and Rupert Murdoch for finding clever ways to promote kiddie porn and child erotica without getting in trouble…like the guy who wrote his name to look like a cock on Jeopardy without getting censored….

That said, I was too busy to waste my time on Katie Holmes and her dyke nerd tree hugging coffee drinking wordy bullshit on Dawson’s creek….where I thought she was average at best….amongst a gang of fuckers I’d probably beat up if I was in High School with their 30 year old still in High School asses.

But for some reason, I’m digging her now. Maybe it’s cuz I know she hasn’t had cock in years, thanks to her “marriage” with Tom Cruise, maybe it’s the fact that she’s in a cult which proves she’s easy to manipulate, or maybe it’s just the tight jeans….and really who cares……

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2010

14

Jun

Katie Holmes Tits for Old Times of the Day

I never watched Dawson’s Creek cuz I am not a chick, gay or a virgin. That shit was too fucking boring for me and it portrayed small town kids in a horrible light…you see I don’t like my small town kids acting all mature and college with an annoying vocabulary and emo issues, I want to kill people like that when I get stuck behind them in line at the coffee shop.

I want my small town kids high on meth, getting knocked up out of boredom, and doing real dirty shit that only happens to bored kids in the middle of fucking no where when they aren’t busy beating up the gay kid…..But I did think Katie Holmes was great when that movie she gets topless and killed in…

But then Tom Cruise happened….and those tits were put on lockdown, but here she is showing off tit for old times and for the Tony Awards, because as a closet gay man, the Tony Awards are the one night a year Katie Holmes can go out and slut out, cuz he’ll be too busy chocking out on cock backstage…

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2010

06

Apr

Katie Holmes has some Weird Fucking Tits of the Day

Something weird is going on with Katie Holmes mom tits. Some people may think she’s just wearing a bra that is too tight for her, but I like to think it’s on some Alien kick, not because I am a virgin loser who likes all things Sci-Fi and only masturbate to shit that involves Space, but because her religion is.

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2009

02

Feb

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Hit the Beach in Rio of the Day

So I came across these pictures and this was the caption attached:

Tom Cruise and wife Katie Holmes take daughter Suri to the beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. After leaving their posh hotel in a four-car convoy amid heavy security they entered a Brazilian military base and hit a beach within the residential area of the compound. There they played in the sand

A military base that was so secure the paparazzi could get in and get these intimate shots, I call staged bullshit on this motherfucker. Everyone knows that when Tom Cruise goes to Rio, Katie Holmes is not invited because that’s “Daddy gets fucked up the ass by tranny time”.

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2008

04

Aug

Katie Holmes and Her Hard Nipples of the Day

I was at a friend’s house watching Punk’d as I like to do on my weekends because Ashton Kutcher is so dreamy in his coked-up rampage that reminds me of everything I hate at college frat parties and Katie Holmes was the victim. I don’t remember what happened because shit was on in the background but I do know that she was a lot hotter back then. She was someone a lot of guys wanted to fuck in those days and even though I never watched Dawson’s Creek because I have a penis, I did see that movie where she was raped and killed and naked and I felt like the dude responsible deserved a high five, because all the girls I’ve raped have been ugly.

Either way, she really had something goin’ on that has been stolen from her by Tom Cruise and his cult and when I see her hard nipples all I see is an impressionable girl who could have been molded into anything but Scientology got to her before drug addiction and a life in porn did and that makes me sad. She’s like a fallin’ soldier who had so much potential to make me cum, but took the wrong wholesome turn.

Here are her nipples.

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2008

27

Feb

Katie Holmes May Be Pregnant of the Day

People are saying that Katie Holmes is pregnant. I am saying that shit is impossible because Tom Cruise is gay. I know people who know people who know people who have told me on 2 different occasions from 2 different sources that he used to fly into Montreal on a private jet to fuck young french dudes. I know that the story could be a lie, but if you want to fuck young French dudes this is the place that everyday feels like I’ve accidentally walked into the gay pride parade. I guess he could always use artificial insemination after they suck the cum out of Travolta’s ass….I guess poopy sperm still packs a punch….

Speaking of punch, the last time I asked a girl when her baby was due, I got punched by her boyfriend. She was eating a box of donuts and was pushing 250 lbs. How was I to know she was just a fat fucking pig.

My theory is that she’s just on her period.

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