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2023

18

Dec

Phoebe Price Finally Gets Naked of the Day

Phoebe Price is naked on the handicap chair in her shower, because she’s gone full retard.

That’s not to say that Phoebe Price hasn’t been a full retard her entire career, and it’s amazing to have experienced her throughout the process of being a nobody trying to be a somebody, so she’d basically dress silly and hang out around the paparazzi when the paparazzi still mattered.

It was a pre social media way to go viral that didn’t age as well as her old tits did, because when social media hit people could go viral without the paparazzi or being geographically located where the paparazzi or celebs were.

So pre-social media she mattered for not getting naked, now in this social media era, the only way to matter is tits out….

These are tits I’ve been asking to see forever and that I am now seeing all these years later….as desperation takes new forms….on her dying mom’s handicapped stool they wash her old dying body on….doubled down on hot things…

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2023

23

Oct

Phoebe Price Jacked Up Hooves of the Day

Dude….

I think it’s safe to say that being bit by the FAME BUG has been a little like getting bit by a LYME DISEASE tick, a DENQUE FEVER mosquito, a NECROSIS from a SPIDER bite, I don’t know, but her FAME bug has left some serious brain damage and it’s pretty fucking entertaining.

It’s one of those celebrated for being shameless, always the joke of the paparazzi event, that people actually laughed at, but that she interpreted as people loving her for being a part of, because they were talking about her….blinded by the lights, not realizing she was a MEME before MEMES were life…

Now she’s out here competing with EVERY single human who is a fame hour, attention seeker, leaving the original fame whore attention seekers to fend for themselves in this scary social media world…and it goes to a VERY dark and weird place.

This is that dark and weird place!


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2023

11

Oct

Phoebe Price Still Dancing of the Day

Phoebe Price still lives and continues to be amazing….and weird and desperate but in a good way.

I never quite knew whether she had any level of self awareness, or if she was just some sort of delusional person who genuinely believed that she was a celebrity, because she’d show up to the paparazzi hot spots to get seen or noticed, which worked at the time.

A meme before the memes, now she’s just trying to adapt in a modern internet world where everyone can be as crazy in their quest for fame as her, only they don’t have to actually put any real effort into it….they can do it from home and hope it hits….

She’s so old and has been at it for so long, that there’s not cringe left to what she does, it’s shameful or embarassing, it’s almost like a parody or even kind of hot, despite her being old as shit….

I think Phoebe’s a legacy, something that meant something at the time where she was left in the dust, but she adapted and keeps trying….owning the trying and I’m into it, not for sexual purposed, but for the HIGHER purpose.


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2023

24

Apr

Phoebe Price is On TikTok of the Day

Phoebe Price is a pretty amazing creature sent from heaven and I am pretty mad that I basically forgot that she existed, because she’s a fucking phenomenon.

Before there was social media, where these lazy ZOOMERS could get famous from the comfort of their own homes, from streaming or podcasting or taking pics of their buttholes, there was a unique breed of fame that I would say Phoebe price dominated….

It’s that she ever became a household name, but that didn’t stop her from thinking that she did, while actively seeking out the paparazzi in the paparazzi era to capture her in some ridiculous outfit.

She basically was trolling the people, or maybe that’s just her big personality, doing what she could to get noticed, shot, published in the tabloids like she mattered….and it made for pretty entertaining low level content.

She didn’t really translate to social media so well, but she was doing this 5 minutes or 15 minutes of shamelessness for a decade before the platforms even existed….

Now that she’s come to terms with social media, it seems like she’s mastered the platform to the best of her ability, taking that wanting to be famous to her content, putting it out to the ether, hoping to be found, noticed or at least watched the way she obviously thinks she deserves to be watched.

I think the whole thing is delusional and I don’t even believe in mental health as a concept, I think it’s fake….unless she knows she’s not really anyone and just does this to keep the dream alive…

Either way, she’s not hurting anyone in the process, except maybe her dog who she kicked in one of the videos.

It’s just so fucking weird and nostalgic….so perfect!



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2022

07

Jul

Phoebe Price Geriatric Shower Stool of the Day

I haven’t posted anything on Phoebe Price, who is arguably my only celebrity friend that I don’t talk to, because none of the other celebs, models or influencers out there like the kinds of things I saw about them when reducing them to their tits, since everything else they do is pretty unimpressive and low level whore work….

Where as Phoebe’s entire existence has been the NO BAD PRESS, because she’s been so eager for ANY press….so it made for a great texting relationship that died out about 4 years ago….because she wouldn’t send me masturbation videos which is the foundation of any text relationship I want.

She has maintained her hustle, getting more and more naked to keep up with the times, and this beauty is shot in her shower, on what I’ll assume is her dying mom’s handicapped accessibility shower stool that the nurse probably hoses her down on….and if geriatric accessibility tools don’t turn you on…then you’ve never jerked off to those “convert your tub to shower cuz you’re Old” or those “reverse mortgages”…..or those “life alert bracelets”…..or those “discount old person cell phone”….or those “stair lifts you sit up to get upstairs”….or those countless pharma ads on TV…..they are the NEW phone sex infomercial for those in the know.

In this shoot, she’s in weirdly fleshtoned panties, we’ll assume by design, holding her big southern tit, and whether you know who she is or what she’s about or not, you can appreciate old lady, familiar faces, being sleazy on even older lady’s tools to wash….HOT big assed and sloppy….all I could ever ask for…..

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2020

30

Jun

Phoebe Price White Panties of the Day

Phoebe Price White Panties

Phoebe Price would be far better if she wasn’t trying to be famous, you know if she didn’t crave the fame, and instead was just mocking the fame with every outrageous, often poorly put together photoshoot she’s done, because that is where the comedy is in what she does…..

If I knew what Ironic meant, I’d say that if she did celebrity ironically, where each tabloid was a win in the TROLL mocking celebrity culture, instead of each tabloid being a stamp of approval in her delusional mind that she is in fact amongst the celebs, not some satirist who is doing commentary on celebrity….

But she’s still fucking aswesome and I am a fan, whether she ever releases that sex tape I’ve been asking to release for her for years or not…because whatever the motivation is for her…the results are the same…celebrity is a joke….and we need Phoebe’s to remind us of that….she gets the same paparazzi to take pics of her as the other celebs all because she wears silly outfits…because celebrities are useless but Phoebe is the voice we all need!

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2020

22

Jun

That Ain’t Phoebe Price Though… of the Day

The unfortunate thing in this situation is that we’ve got this hipster model on Hollywood BLVD in a bikini and weird fuck me boots…doing EXACTLY what PHOEBE PRICE has been doing the last 20 years….only this bitch probably has no idea who Phoebe Price is, she probably has no idea that Phoebe Price has paved the way for low levels everywhere to mock the celebrity life, and getting coverage for that behavior in the tabloids…

So this is the younger, new Phoebe who probably takes herself way more seriously than Phoebe…who’s catch phrase for those who don’t know is:


RED ON THE HEAD – FIRE IN THE HEAD!

I am not into the blatant plagerism without any credit to the queen, but more importantly, where’s Henry, Phoebe’s sidekick dog….cuz that ain’t Henry either…

COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT….let’s Phoebe have her time to shine, maybe get her lawyers on this one, trying so hard to be Phoebe…but probably not affiliated with Phoebe…unless this is Phoebe after a week at the spa…who knows.

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2020

26

May

Phoebe Price Balloons Out for Memorial Day of the Day

Phoebe Price Memorial Day

I guess Phoebe Price doesn’t really know what Memorial Day is, but in her defense, I don’t think she even knows what planet she is on.

It makes the whole thing all the more amazing as the mid-40s to mid-60 year old continues to mock celebrity the best way.

I will forever encourage her trolling, in part because it’s weird and because she thinks in her core that she’s an actual celeb, making the whole thing even funnier, because barely anyone actually CARES enough to follow her despite being an icon who manipulates the media and has for decades at this point.

I just think she is no different than the Kardashians in her clickbait, but it’s more mocking the whole industry than being an industry, but what she’s contributed over the years will one day be seen for the value that it is…when people understand that it is a deep rooted troll and not some thirsty bottom feeder…even if Phoebe doesn’t know it’s a deep troll.

Either way, What the fuck?!


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2020

18

May

Phoebe Price Does Hilary Clinton of the Day

Phoebe Price is a fucking nut job, but she’s harmless, entertaining and not being praised nearly as enough as she should.

It’s hard to be offended by someone who just goes back to the drawing table with average at best ideas and a paparazzi friend in tow…to get as much coverage as possible because she doesn’t care about shame, self respect or basically anything but getting that photo for the media to pick up on…and not even good media…she gets excited with EVERY fucking person who publishes her images…

It’s a pure love for fame, that became her doing-it-herself fame, only to mock fame…which in a lot of ways is unintentional genius since fame is fucking stupid, embarrassing and dumb…and all it takes is someone so keen for fame doing anything to get noticed and BARELY getting noticed doing it…to remind you of that…but she keeps on going and we keep on getting this insanity…

I am guessing it’s a support Trump, be a Patriot, she’s Hilary Clinton…weirdness that is great.

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2020

13

Apr

Phoebe Price Tits Out for Jesus of the Day

Phoebe Price Easter Tits

One of the more confusing things that happens once ever month or two is when Phoebe Price sends me a text message with her press clippings from other magazines that have picked up her theme / staged paparazzi shoots, because it’s quirky, it’s weird, and girl clearly loves the attention she gets. Why else does she do it.

What I love about Phoebe Price, I’ve said multiple times before, but it’s basically that she is essentially mocking influencers and celebrities, and has been for a long time.

These influencers walk around like they are famous, and famous people walk around like they are famous, and the whole thing is pretty uptight and pretentious while Phoebe Price comes along, is virtually a nobody, dressed like a fucking mascot at some ghetto amusement park, or maybe for some poor kids birthday party entertainment, and her photos get picked up and published.

I appreciate that whole non celebrity, mooching off celebrity tactics, not necessarily benefiting from it financially, but benefits from the validation because in her mind she is famous.

I am a fan, I like delusions…at least when they remind us how insignificant actual celebs are.

I am proud to call Phoebe Price a friend of the site, it’s just unfortunate that she never sends me sex tape footage so that we can make some real money together….

This is her easter bunny paparazzi clickbait shoot!


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