Phoebe Price is naked on the handicap chair in her shower, because she’s gone full retard.

That’s not to say that Phoebe Price hasn’t been a full retard her entire career, and it’s amazing to have experienced her throughout the process of being a nobody trying to be a somebody, so she’d basically dress silly and hang out around the paparazzi when the paparazzi still mattered.

It was a pre social media way to go viral that didn’t age as well as her old tits did, because when social media hit people could go viral without the paparazzi or being geographically located where the paparazzi or celebs were.

So pre-social media she mattered for not getting naked, now in this social media era, the only way to matter is tits out….

These are tits I’ve been asking to see forever and that I am now seeing all these years later….as desperation takes new forms….on her dying mom’s handicapped stool they wash her old dying body on….doubled down on hot things…

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Dude….

I think it’s safe to say that being bit by the FAME BUG has been a little like getting bit by a LYME DISEASE tick, a DENQUE FEVER mosquito, a NECROSIS from a SPIDER bite, I don’t know, but her FAME bug has left some serious brain damage and it’s pretty fucking entertaining.

It’s one of those celebrated for being shameless, always the joke of the paparazzi event, that people actually laughed at, but that she interpreted as people loving her for being a part of, because they were talking about her….blinded by the lights, not realizing she was a MEME before MEMES were life…

Now she’s out here competing with EVERY single human who is a fame hour, attention seeker, leaving the original fame whore attention seekers to fend for themselves in this scary social media world…and it goes to a VERY dark and weird place.

This is that dark and weird place!

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Phoebe Price still lives and continues to be amazing….and weird and desperate but in a good way.

I never quite knew whether she had any level of self awareness, or if she was just some sort of delusional person who genuinely believed that she was a celebrity, because she’d show up to the paparazzi hot spots to get seen or noticed, which worked at the time.

A meme before the memes, now she’s just trying to adapt in a modern internet world where everyone can be as crazy in their quest for fame as her, only they don’t have to actually put any real effort into it….they can do it from home and hope it hits….

She’s so old and has been at it for so long, that there’s not cringe left to what she does, it’s shameful or embarassing, it’s almost like a parody or even kind of hot, despite her being old as shit….

I think Phoebe’s a legacy, something that meant something at the time where she was left in the dust, but she adapted and keeps trying….owning the trying and I’m into it, not for sexual purposed, but for the HIGHER purpose.

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Phoebe Price is a pretty amazing creature sent from heaven and I am pretty mad that I basically forgot that she existed, because she’s a fucking phenomenon.

Before there was social media, where these lazy ZOOMERS could get famous from the comfort of their own homes, from streaming or podcasting or taking pics of their buttholes, there was a unique breed of fame that I would say Phoebe price dominated….

It’s that she ever became a household name, but that didn’t stop her from thinking that she did, while actively seeking out the paparazzi in the paparazzi era to capture her in some ridiculous outfit.

She basically was trolling the people, or maybe that’s just her big personality, doing what she could to get noticed, shot, published in the tabloids like she mattered….and it made for pretty entertaining low level content.

She didn’t really translate to social media so well, but she was doing this 5 minutes or 15 minutes of shamelessness for a decade before the platforms even existed….

Now that she’s come to terms with social media, it seems like she’s mastered the platform to the best of her ability, taking that wanting to be famous to her content, putting it out to the ether, hoping to be found, noticed or at least watched the way she obviously thinks she deserves to be watched.

I think the whole thing is delusional and I don’t even believe in mental health as a concept, I think it’s fake….unless she knows she’s not really anyone and just does this to keep the dream alive…

Either way, she’s not hurting anyone in the process, except maybe her dog who she kicked in one of the videos.

It’s just so fucking weird and nostalgic….so perfect!

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I haven’t posted anything on Phoebe Price, who is arguably my only celebrity friend that I don’t talk to, because none of the other celebs, models or influencers out there like the kinds of things I saw about them when reducing them to their tits, since everything else they do is pretty unimpressive and low level whore work….

Where as Phoebe’s entire existence has been the NO BAD PRESS, because she’s been so eager for ANY press….so it made for a great texting relationship that died out about 4 years ago….because she wouldn’t send me masturbation videos which is the foundation of any text relationship I want.

She has maintained her hustle, getting more and more naked to keep up with the times, and this beauty is shot in her shower, on what I’ll assume is her dying mom’s handicapped accessibility shower stool that the nurse probably hoses her down on….and if geriatric accessibility tools don’t turn you on…then you’ve never jerked off to those “convert your tub to shower cuz you’re Old” or those “reverse mortgages”…..or those “life alert bracelets”…..or those “discount old person cell phone”….or those “stair lifts you sit up to get upstairs”….or those countless pharma ads on TV…..they are the NEW phone sex infomercial for those in the know.

In this shoot, she’s in weirdly fleshtoned panties, we’ll assume by design, holding her big southern tit, and whether you know who she is or what she’s about or not, you can appreciate old lady, familiar faces, being sleazy on even older lady’s tools to wash….HOT big assed and sloppy….all I could ever ask for…..

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