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2023

16

Feb

Taylor Momsen Nude of the Day

I like Christmas, probably more than any grown man should, I want to turn this site into a Christmas everyday site, because Christmas is the happiest time of year motherfuckers, it’s not weird to be into the spirit of joy to the world and good will towards men on the birth of the champion Jesus, fuck you for thinking it’s weird…

Every few years I’ll watch live action Grinch because why the fuck not, it’s a classic and I’ll see little Taylor Momsen crying about Christmas and I’ll say “what a sweet little girl, it’s too bad her family sold her to such a corrupt and horrible industry”.

Where is she now?

Then, in my drunken eggnog stupor. I’ll remember that little girl is Taylor Momsen, who despite being a child star who as a young adult had a bright career on a hit TV show, but decided that was lame…which I agree with….but she probably did it in a “FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD” way which is less funny…..

So she went onto attempt being an edgy rocker chick in an era where rock was dead, weird strategy, so that when she posts edgy rocker nude selfies that don’t show any tits or cunt, people will know she’s an edgy rocker….and not some coddled celebrity kid…

What I like about this is that her mattress is basically on the floor in some student looking crack den, instead of some mansion it should be in, because she was sold to the industry at a young age and should have a mansion, but that’s lame….it’s way cooler to self destruct and claim some authenticity instead….it’s all pretty contrived…

But what matters is she’s in a nude selfie…..whether it’s part of career suicide or not….it’s a nude selfie.

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2023

31

Jan

Taylor Momsen Bra of the Day

Taylor Momsen is taking the goth rockstar poser shit to the next level, even though it’s phony as fuck because she’s a candy coated Hollywood California rich kid, Sold to the industry at a young age which I guess is probably darker than the average mall goth who is mad at his parents for getting divorced or some shit…and by next level she’s doing her best corpse slut for the necrophiliacs out there, because sometimes goth rocker isn’t enough.

Unlike most necrophiliac straight from the morgue content, she’s turned her nipple into a ray of light…because you need some light to see the darkness right and she definitely needs to highlight the darkness her brains depends on it…so she has to remind us anytime she crawls out of her crypt that’s likely a mansion in the hills.

 

 

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2023

05

Jan

Taylor Momsen Scary Fishnet Pic of the Day

I don’t know what this Taylor Momsen the Christmas Icon, fully clothed in the tub picture is from, probably some marketing photoshoot since she’s a child star, industry bred and owned personality, no matter how edgy she pretends to be, she’s compromised….

However, I like to think the greasy bitch in the tub, in what looks like it could be an overdose scene, or maybe a post being touched inappropriately at the GOTH PARTY scene, where she’s deciding whether to drown herself, because she’s dark….

I also like to think this is a terrible strategy in cunt cleaning, because you gotta get naked to get all the folds….maybe that’s just her being edgy….but she’s Taylor Momsen, not Taylor Mormon, unleash that vagina beast….

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2022

05

Jul

Taylor Momsen Bikini of the Day

I know there is at least one person out there who can only cum while listening to Taylor Momsen’s original hit “Where are you Christmas” from her Jim Carrey led GRINCH movie…..

It’s a weird fetish, but someone’s gotta have it and it might as well be you!

I’ve never given a shit about Taylor Momsen, as a child star, teen star, or candy-coated rock and roller with her shitty rock band she used to make herself an edgier version of someone cast on Gossip Girl…at the worst possible time for Rock Music, because no one seemed to care….

I actually forgot she existed until recently, when she had her tits out for attention because she was dropping another album she’s likely contractually obliged to drop ,because if she could have her way, she’d probably opt out of humiliating herself on stage night after night, but it pays.

SO seeing her and her 28 year old body in a bikini with some lesbian undertones as a bought, created by an industry, it’s all she knows puppet, is not all that exciting, but I like skinny tiny tit bodies in bikinis so it works.

It feels like it’s been forever since we last heard the Momsen name, but she’s still under 30, so get your jerking off in if you can…2 years until the metabolism stops and she looks like a walmart cashier.

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2022

04

Apr

Taylor Momsen Nipples of the Day

Taylor Momsen has come a long way from sitting on Jim Carrey’s lap in the Grinch Movie singing “Where are you Christmas”….not that there was a scene of her sitting on Jim Carrey’s lap, I just saw that he retired from making movies and assumed it had to do with all the conspiracy theories I’ve read about him being one of the biggest satanists in Hollywood…from being Rodney Dangerfield’s fuck boy opening act in Vegas to being the Higest paid actor in the 90s….dicks were sucked, or ritualistic sacrifices were likely made….

Maybe that’s why Taylor Momsen quit acting too, you know to channel her rage or her baggage from her earlier career as an actor into shitty rock music..I don’t know….I just kow she’s a skinny, fit bodied, bleached blonde chick in a sheer bra and underwear, which is a good look for a child star turned shitty rocker that we forgot existed….until the tits came out….natures reminder of who the fuck a motherfucker is.

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2021

14

May

Taylor Momsen Got Them Tits On of the Day

I don’t know why Taylor Momsen is wearing a mask inside, but we’ll assume that she’s either afraid of COVID, or a dark, gothic raver rocker who listens to METAL and says “FUCK THE SYSTEM”…despite being fucked by the system, assuming the system runs the entertainment industry….which I do…

She was a child star and child stars get fucked up in the head from being child stars..and instead of acting she does this weird rock shit that she went viral for about 10 years ago when it happened but it sort of just faded the fuck away until she started showing her tits to promote the new album and I guess this is part of that…masks on because that’s the agenda…enslave all people unless they are fully vaccinated or some shit…crazy times…but cleavage!


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2021

03

Mar

Taylor Momsen Nude Again of the Day

I don’t know why Taylor Momsen is naked in this campaign or effort to promote her new album, obviously it is to get noticed or to make some noise to try to sell the new album after a few years of forgetting who the fuck this WHERE ARE YOU CHIRSTMAS bitch was….and the key to getting noticed is getting naked….

BUT in an era where EVERYONE is getting naked all day everyday, her naked efforts should be amplified because I can’t even see butthole in this…

It’s like she hasn’t been on the internet the last 3 years, or hasn’t seen what other Child Stars trying to reinvent themselves are doing….

It’s this lazy nude effort, in an era where a lot of girls are less coddled, rich and are MORE hungry than she is…getting naked aggressively while she’s thinks a basic nude with her hair covering her tits cuts it…

Again, I have seen basically every popstars asshole, and popstars are candy coated hostess twinkie fucks…meaning the pop ROCK AND ROLL version should be a little darker, more mysterious and HARDCORE…

So going into this nudity rabbit hole that always ends with an ONLYFANS account is off to a shitty start, but at least she’s naked, I guess….

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2021

11

Feb

Taylor Momsen Nude of the Day

Taylor Momsen Nude

I am pretty sure I’ve posted at least one of these nudie pics of Taylor Momsen…it was probably closer to Christmas when I was reminded she existed after watching a trailer for Jim Carrey’s Grinch who stole Christmas where she played the girl who sang “Where are you Christmas”….iconic performace that over the course of 20 years has evolved into weird rockstar doing the Miley thing before Miley was doing it….tits out for the rock and roll fans…because she’s so fucking Rock and Roll…being a Disney Kid and all…was Grinch Disney? Eveything is Disney….but maybe it wasn’t…but it required the same level of “being sold by her parents” that would break a motherfucker for life so hard the never act again and do shitty music instead….

But we can all agree that as long as she’s naked, we’ll support any project she’s naked in…so long as we don’t have to actually support it and instead just stare at the pics.

All this to say, great marketing strategy…I’m sold….

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2021

13

Jan

Taylor Momsen is Nude on her CD of the Day

I was going to say that Taylor Momsen is being all Analog like other hip and cool “artists” that aren’t really artists, but rather marketing machines that pretend to be artists…but then I remembered that CDs were the first mainstream dive into digital music, they are the source of all that is evil thanks to Digital, and the hip and cool fucks are printing records and audio casette, not CDs because CDs fucking suck…

Which is likely why Momsent put her nude pic on the CD art, seeing as she’d expect NO ONE in the world to buy it, you know a subtle troll that was like, “if you buy it, you deserve to see my tits, cuz I feel for you loser”….and luckily, loser fanboys have the ability to take a pic and post it online so we can all see her child star turned edgy LA rocker titties!

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2020

30

Oct

Taylor Momsen Biker Babe of the Day

Taylor Momsen Biker Babe

I just did a quick google of Taylor Momsen, who they referred to as “iconic frontwoman of Pretty Reckless’ which I thought was hilarious because when Pretty Reckless happened I just assumed the child star was all fucked up from Hollywood and this was her protest, I did’t realize it was an actual thing that people were into and that they’d ever refer to Momsen as “Iconic”…maybe “ex Grinch Who Stole Christmas Girl turned Low Level rockstar because Hollywood fucked her too hard”….but people into metal, on that GOTH shit need to celebrate their heroes since very few metal singers were on Gossip Girl.

I always think Taylor Momsen’s shit is lame, try hard, the Disney Kid version of anything and I don’t think we’ve seen Momsen in at least 4-5 years being sleazy…for whatever reason this photoshoot was enough to say – I’ll post it, why the fuck not…so this is it getting posted because why the fuck not.

She’s a skinny girl with no pants on next to motorbikes like it was a 80s babe poster I got at the record store in the mall that I had on my bedroom wall so everyone knew I wasn’t getting laid…the 2020 version…

Obviosuly, this could be better, assuming she’d show her actual ass rather than alluding to her ass being visible, I mean this is the IG generation, no asshole in a big means you’re risking that pic never being seen at it’s FULL potential…

Taylor Momsen Biker Babe

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