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2014

27

Feb

Taylor Momsen Promo Shots of the Day

You already saw TAYLOR MOMSEN in her body painted weirdo cross because she’s so fucking rock and roll and by rock and roll I mean some candy-coated hollywood pop tart who was raised with money and some level of stardom who everyone lost interest in when she turned 18 because everyone is a pervert and prefer when underage girls are posing topless, or in panties than after the fact….

She’s as legitimate as a smile on an employee who isn’t a pedophile at Disney Land…as hard as the water in her infinity pool…

She’s trying to find herself, have some edge, and everything we see is bullshit with executives backing her…and I am all about the arrow pointed at her cunt…it’s a road sign for my mouth that is easy to follow…

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2014

14

Feb

Taylor Momsen’s Full Frontal of the Day

If you want to rape your ears on Valentines Day, because rape is the only way you know how to show yourself any love, I think this music video by rockstar, who is barely a rockstar, but rather a teen star who was raised rich pretending to be hard by investing her gossip girl money into her music career…cuz I guess she finds it cool…

I prefer less rape, more mute all to see the 3 seconds of her naked…but covered…life changing people..

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2014

22

Jan

Taylor Momsen’s Ass for Promotional Reasons of the Day

When Taylor Momsen was 17, she was getting a lot of attention, but decided to dropout of acting, to focus on her rock career, even though her acting career was probably more lucrative…making the average girl who wished she was Taylor Momsen think “WTF bitch, you’re on TV, milk it, your music sucks, stop trying to prove that you’re multi-talented”….you know typical teenage angst behavior that you probably masturbate sometimes, like when your neighbor’s daughter is tanning during the summer…

When Taylor Momsen turned 18, no one cared about her lingerie performances, because in the States, 18 means your sex appeal diminishes, you fucking perverts….so now, a few years later, she’s posting ass pics to promote her music, because she hasn’t thrown the towel in on it….and I can only hope this fails, and leads to sex tapes and porno…because that’s what I actually want to see…and it’s all about me motherfuckers…even though I know she’ll likely just get back into acting before that….

That said..she’s pretty exhausting…I just like sitting on my couch…all this work, and jobs and trying takes away from what is important, and that is imagining her ass spread so I can see into her soul..

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2013

31

May

Taylor Momsen’s Hot New Video Teaser for “Going to Hell” of the Day

Dirty white panties on a dirty white girl who was far more fun to pay attention to when she was a dirty young girl…before turning 18 and her dirty girl act lost the whole illegal aspect that people were into…or at least talking about because it was so scandalous for a 17 year old who had no childhood thanks to being thrown into the entertainment industry…

The fact is that she’s trying hard, willing to put herself out there half naked, all while being skinny coupled with being broken is good enough for me, especially when over 18.

This is hot..in an Hollywood bad girl who isn’t bad at all way…

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2013

11

Apr

Taylor Momsen Panty Flash of the Day

I kinda love Taylor Momsen. She was on a hit show, said fuck it, like a typical child star who doesn’t appreciate how lucky she is, and decided to live her dream while she had the opportunity as a rock and roll star, in what is so fucking weird when you think about it, but that you probably don’t ever think about it, cuz it’s Taylor Momsen, she’s over 18 now, and that rebellion slutty teen shit doesn’t work. I mean it did at the time, everyone loved how half naked and scandalous she was, but as soon as she turned 18, she didnt matter, and for that reason alone I am posting this panty flash for old times, because panty flashes always fucking matter, at any age…even if they aren’t as hyped up, because when panty flashes happen I am reminded of Taylor Momsen, a bitch I’d otherwise forget existed, despite having all the things I like in a girl….legs and a pussy….but still wish this was Taylor Swift spreading her asshole….because she’s the only Taylor that really matters right now.

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2012

15

Oct

Taylor Momsen Naked in her New Video of the Day

Taylor Momsen does whatever she can to get noticed…but she just doesn’t try hard enough….she was better at this shocking with slutty behavior in trying to be a fake rocker…to separate herself from her spoiled and candy coated hollywood image….in efforts to make it as a contrived musician…cuz she’s been up in hollywood since she was 1 and bullshit is all she knows….

You see at 16, in lingerie, on stage, making blowjob faces is a big deal, but at 20, it’s kinda what you expect to find at ever college party….leading to her bringing her lean, porn star friendly naked body, censored in video….when really it should be spread eagled and getting eaten out in porn….something that I can only hope happens….not cuz I want Taylor Momsen to fall off, but because I want all girls to fuck on camera…

Here’s her video I watched on mute….

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2012

07

May

Taylor Momsen’s Panty Flash of the Day

Taylor Momsen turned 18 and is uninteresting to more than just the pedophiles….she’s uninteresting to me and I’ve banged 16 year olds and hated it…thus well aware that my creepiness doesn’t extend to that world….it is legal here…..and I dont’ even bother with it…cuz 16 year olds are fucking annoying and retarded and fucking them means talking to them 98 percent of the time…otherwise it is just rape…

That said, she’s uninteresting because she’s doing the same stunts she was doing when she was underage, panty flashes and bullshit, and as far as I’m concerned, rock and roll spoiled rich cunts are supposed to evolve in their hustle, especially when their best friend is a huge porn star….step your fucking game up and squirt on stage you 18 year old piece of garbage mocking us with your panties like we’re fucking 12….fuck you. die.


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2012

16

Mar

Jenna Haze and Taylor Momsen Hanging Out on Stage of the Day

Taylor Momsen did a concert at the House of Blues in LA last night and she invited her friend Jenna Haze….who has been seen IN HER NEW MUSIC VIDEO and IN BED WITH HER and for those of you who don’t know…. JENNA HAZE IS A PORNSTAR star of her new video JENNA HAZE , the pornstar….and these are the pictures of what happened….fascinating to some…as obvious and cliche as when my dog pees on a fire hydrant to others….but a little more exciting, because it takes a certain identity crisis to leave her easy life getting decent acting jobs, being wholesome and non sexual, to strip down and whore out for a band that only gets House of Blues gigs, not selling out arena gigs…

The good news in all this is that at least they are playing it up, even if it is for college level girls trying to get the boys to notice them, obvious, it’s still happening….and that’s more than I can say for some girls who won’t even entertain the idea of eating a pussy, even though every girl I know only masturbate to lesbian porn, figure that one out you fucking dykes…you’re all fucking dykes…

Here’s some video of the concert I refuse to watch…

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2012

12

Mar

Taylor Momsen’s Using Jenna Haze in Music Videos of the Day


Jenna Haze is the reason I am not a judge at the AVN Awards anymore….not that it was a paying gig….but I still fucking hate her for it….see getting thousands of pornos a week before Christmas that I never watched made me feel so fucking relevant in society…

The reason she hates me is simple, 99 percent of bitches in porn are insane. They have these egos, they think they are imoportant, or that they matter, when they are really interchangable with any pussy willing to fuck on camera…its not really a talent to fuck on camera…if anything, it’s serious bottom feeding…..

See I’ve banged many girls in my life, and those girls all fuck just as good as porn pussy, they just aren’t as loud and theatrical about it, most of the time, and that’s a good thing…cuz that’s phony shit is what I hate about porn….

Anyway, I made fun of her in bikini pics years ago, saying she shit her pants, she cried to her boyfriend and possible faggot, Jules Jordan, Jules Jordan cried to AVN threatening to pull shit sponsorship, I got kicked out of judging….cuz money talks and that’s ok….

I still get to go to the awards and laugh at these dumb cunts who want so desperately to be mainstream, they’re just too busy escorting to take the time to make smarter career moves….dumb cunts….

So Jenna Haze, one of the biggest stars in porn in the last 4-5 years is now starring in Taylor Momsen music videos and the future must seem bright for this piece of shit hooker….big moves….for a big cunt….literally…all while Taylor Momsen pulls this poser, phony, rock and roll lie….trying to be edgy and dangerous…smoking…drinking…lesbianism…topless bitches…pornstars…..shocking…..what a fucking joke….try harder you fake…..even if nothing is actually authentic….at least do a better job being believable….

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