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2014

27

Feb

Taylor Momsen Promo Shots of the Day

You already saw TAYLOR MOMSEN in her body painted weirdo cross because she’s so fucking rock and roll and by rock and roll I mean some candy-coated hollywood pop tart who was raised with money and some level of stardom who everyone lost interest in when she turned 18 because everyone is a pervert and prefer when underage girls are posing topless, or in panties than after the fact….

She’s as legitimate as a smile on an employee who isn’t a pedophile at Disney Land…as hard as the water in her infinity pool…

She’s trying to find herself, have some edge, and everything we see is bullshit with executives backing her…and I am all about the arrow pointed at her cunt…it’s a road sign for my mouth that is easy to follow…

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2014

14

Feb

Taylor Momsen’s Full Frontal of the Day

If you want to rape your ears on Valentines Day, because rape is the only way you know how to show yourself any love, I think this music video by rockstar, who is barely a rockstar, but rather a teen star who was raised rich pretending to be hard by investing her gossip girl money into her music career…cuz I guess she finds it cool…

I prefer less rape, more mute all to see the 3 seconds of her naked…but covered…life changing people..

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2014

22

Jan

Taylor Momsen’s Ass for Promotional Reasons of the Day

When Taylor Momsen was 17, she was getting a lot of attention, but decided to dropout of acting, to focus on her rock career, even though her acting career was probably more lucrative…making the average girl who wished she was Taylor Momsen think “WTF bitch, you’re on TV, milk it, your music sucks, stop trying to prove that you’re multi-talented”….you know typical teenage angst behavior that you probably masturbate sometimes, like when your neighbor’s daughter is tanning during the summer…

When Taylor Momsen turned 18, no one cared about her lingerie performances, because in the States, 18 means your sex appeal diminishes, you fucking perverts….so now, a few years later, she’s posting ass pics to promote her music, because she hasn’t thrown the towel in on it….and I can only hope this fails, and leads to sex tapes and porno…because that’s what I actually want to see…and it’s all about me motherfuckers…even though I know she’ll likely just get back into acting before that….

That said..she’s pretty exhausting…I just like sitting on my couch…all this work, and jobs and trying takes away from what is important, and that is imagining her ass spread so I can see into her soul..

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2013

31

May

Taylor Momsen’s Hot New Video Teaser for “Going to Hell” of the Day

Dirty white panties on a dirty white girl who was far more fun to pay attention to when she was a dirty young girl…before turning 18 and her dirty girl act lost the whole illegal aspect that people were into…or at least talking about because it was so scandalous for a 17 year old who had no childhood thanks to being thrown into the entertainment industry…

The fact is that she’s trying hard, willing to put herself out there half naked, all while being skinny coupled with being broken is good enough for me, especially when over 18.

This is hot..in an Hollywood bad girl who isn’t bad at all way…

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2013

11

Apr

Taylor Momsen Panty Flash of the Day

I kinda love Taylor Momsen. She was on a hit show, said fuck it, like a typical child star who doesn’t appreciate how lucky she is, and decided to live her dream while she had the opportunity as a rock and roll star, in what is so fucking weird when you think about it, but that you probably don’t ever think about it, cuz it’s Taylor Momsen, she’s over 18 now, and that rebellion slutty teen shit doesn’t work. I mean it did at the time, everyone loved how half naked and scandalous she was, but as soon as she turned 18, she didnt matter, and for that reason alone I am posting this panty flash for old times, because panty flashes always fucking matter, at any age…even if they aren’t as hyped up, because when panty flashes happen I am reminded of Taylor Momsen, a bitch I’d otherwise forget existed, despite having all the things I like in a girl….legs and a pussy….but still wish this was Taylor Swift spreading her asshole….because she’s the only Taylor that really matters right now.

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2012

15

Oct

Taylor Momsen Naked in her New Video of the Day

Taylor Momsen does whatever she can to get noticed…but she just doesn’t try hard enough….she was better at this shocking with slutty behavior in trying to be a fake rocker…to separate herself from her spoiled and candy coated hollywood image….in efforts to make it as a contrived musician…cuz she’s been up in hollywood since she was 1 and bullshit is all she knows….

You see at 16, in lingerie, on stage, making blowjob faces is a big deal, but at 20, it’s kinda what you expect to find at ever college party….leading to her bringing her lean, porn star friendly naked body, censored in video….when really it should be spread eagled and getting eaten out in porn….something that I can only hope happens….not cuz I want Taylor Momsen to fall off, but because I want all girls to fuck on camera…

Here’s her video I watched on mute….

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2012

07

May

Taylor Momsen’s Panty Flash of the Day

Taylor Momsen turned 18 and is uninteresting to more than just the pedophiles….she’s uninteresting to me and I’ve banged 16 year olds and hated it…thus well aware that my creepiness doesn’t extend to that world….it is legal here…..and I dont’ even bother with it…cuz 16 year olds are fucking annoying and retarded and fucking them means talking to them 98 percent of the time…otherwise it is just rape…

That said, she’s uninteresting because she’s doing the same stunts she was doing when she was underage, panty flashes and bullshit, and as far as I’m concerned, rock and roll spoiled rich cunts are supposed to evolve in their hustle, especially when their best friend is a huge porn star….step your fucking game up and squirt on stage you 18 year old piece of garbage mocking us with your panties like we’re fucking 12….fuck you. die.


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2012

16

Mar

Jenna Haze and Taylor Momsen Hanging Out on Stage of the Day

Taylor Momsen did a concert at the House of Blues in LA last night and she invited her friend Jenna Haze….who has been seen IN HER NEW MUSIC VIDEO and IN BED WITH HER and for those of you who don’t know…. JENNA HAZE IS A PORNSTAR star of her new video JENNA HAZE , the pornstar….and these are the pictures of what happened….fascinating to some…as obvious and cliche as when my dog pees on a fire hydrant to others….but a little more exciting, because it takes a certain identity crisis to leave her easy life getting decent acting jobs, being wholesome and non sexual, to strip down and whore out for a band that only gets House of Blues gigs, not selling out arena gigs…

The good news in all this is that at least they are playing it up, even if it is for college level girls trying to get the boys to notice them, obvious, it’s still happening….and that’s more than I can say for some girls who won’t even entertain the idea of eating a pussy, even though every girl I know only masturbate to lesbian porn, figure that one out you fucking dykes…you’re all fucking dykes…

Here’s some video of the concert I refuse to watch…

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2012

12

Mar

Taylor Momsen’s Using Jenna Haze in Music Videos of the Day


Jenna Haze is the reason I am not a judge at the AVN Awards anymore….not that it was a paying gig….but I still fucking hate her for it….see getting thousands of pornos a week before Christmas that I never watched made me feel so fucking relevant in society…

The reason she hates me is simple, 99 percent of bitches in porn are insane. They have these egos, they think they are imoportant, or that they matter, when they are really interchangable with any pussy willing to fuck on camera…its not really a talent to fuck on camera…if anything, it’s serious bottom feeding…..

See I’ve banged many girls in my life, and those girls all fuck just as good as porn pussy, they just aren’t as loud and theatrical about it, most of the time, and that’s a good thing…cuz that’s phony shit is what I hate about porn….

Anyway, I made fun of her in bikini pics years ago, saying she shit her pants, she cried to her boyfriend and possible faggot, Jules Jordan, Jules Jordan cried to AVN threatening to pull shit sponsorship, I got kicked out of judging….cuz money talks and that’s ok….

I still get to go to the awards and laugh at these dumb cunts who want so desperately to be mainstream, they’re just too busy escorting to take the time to make smarter career moves….dumb cunts….

So Jenna Haze, one of the biggest stars in porn in the last 4-5 years is now starring in Taylor Momsen music videos and the future must seem bright for this piece of shit hooker….big moves….for a big cunt….literally…all while Taylor Momsen pulls this poser, phony, rock and roll lie….trying to be edgy and dangerous…smoking…drinking…lesbianism…topless bitches…pornstars…..shocking…..what a fucking joke….try harder you fake…..even if nothing is actually authentic….at least do a better job being believable….

Here’s the video….


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2012

02

Mar

Taylor Momsen’s Explicit Love Song Video of the Day

I posted this video last week without watching it….and it turns out that there’s some titty in it….something I guess they left out of the first edit and figured they’d put out in a new version to get more views….and titties work for me…..

I love love songs….This song is some sappy bullshit about something that I am sure we’ve all heartache and heartbreak at one point in our lives before building up a wall and never really letting anyone in so it doesn’t happen again…cuz it’s a stupid fucking emotion that should just be laughed at along with all other emotions…life is about experiences, all should be fun, even short lived, you can’t rely on other people, especially not a girl for your own happiness….get a fucking hobby….a wise man once told me, investing your happiness in a chick is like investing your money with a con artist, you may get your moneyback but you probably won’t…..people are out for themselves, they lie and they cheat and the good news is that there are millions of girls you’d probably rather be fucking out there anyway….you’ve just got your head in a bubble…fixated on one cunt and you don’t see the fucking light….pussy comes as easy as it goes…unforunately it doesn’t “CUM” as easy as it goes…that takes work….

So if this song makes you want to kill yourself, remember there is no such thing as love….it’s all in your head motherfucker…you don’t need anyone in your life but your fucking self…the second you feel like you need a bitch, you’ve gone too far you co-dependant retard….and you’re fucked….

Here’s her song with tits I can’t identify …..but can assume aren’t hers….but should be….cuz that’s what we pay her big money for….

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2012

16

Feb

Taylor Momsen’s Slutty New Music Video of the Day

Taylor Momen dropped a new musiv video and she’s wearing her underwear in it….the song looks boring cuz I watched it on mute….and thus the video lacks a little her shoving inanimate things in her cunt so people notice her…she was so much better at being slutty pre-18….when it mattered…now she’s lost her touch….and with that her relevance…that in her defense was really only being a half naked slut who wasn’t 18….

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2012

03

Feb

Taylor Momsen in Underwear for FHM of the Day

I am not a Momsen hater cuz Momsen turned 18. I will still look at her in her panties…unlike most of her pedophile fan base who turned their back and zipped their dicks back into their pants the second she became legal and fell out sex offender range….cuz I guess these people get off on the illegal factor…while I get off on the fact that she could have stayed on TV making lots of money…but instead opted to be a bitch making music in her panties…in what would almost be insane…if the whole fact that Taylor Momsen even had the power to choose a pop career or a movie career while so many hotter more talented bitches can’t even get one of those things…wasn’t more insane….and who really cares…cuz she’s in her panties and we like that around these parts….

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2012

12

Jan

Taylor Momsen and Jenna Haze Together in Bed of the Day

Taylor Momsen turned out to be some pretty hot pussy….her teenage rebellion led her to dropping out of Hollywood to start some rock and roll band….that she realized did better if she performed in lingerie…like she didn’t give a fuck…giving us something to jerk off to…and I’ve Posted a Ton of Her Smut ….

But the good news is that she hasn’t done a Miley and turned all non-slutty and wholesome and toned down while preaching love instead of giving us something to want to fuck as hard as we did when she was illegal…..kinda like her 18th birthday stopped all that hard half naked work cuz there was no point as the scandals wouldn’t get as much reach…. cuz no one gives as much of a fuck about about a slutty teen girl the day she turns 18….

She’s instead started hanging with Jenna Haze….who you can see in various AMAZING PORN CLIPS OF HER BY CLICKING THIS LINK …..and although Jenna Haze is not a huge fan of mine….She got mad when I made fun of her for looking like she shit herself in a bikini , causing issues in my AVN Judging sideline work, thanks to her manager/boyfriend contesting me….I still think she’s one hot, passionate about being a whore, whore…and really that makes these pics…a good thing…hoping to see more of them togeher in Vegas next weeek….

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2011

21

Nov

Taylor Momsen in Lingerie for Something Asian of the Day

I have no idea when this is from, or why this exists, but I know that any company that puts an underage girl in a lace leotard lingerie looking at herself in the mirror like she’s about to masturbate, even if only for a glimpse, is awesome to me, but then I remembered that Taylor Momsen isn’t underage at all…She’s 18 and her getting in lingerie doesn’t matter, cuz long and thin or not, she looks like Gaga’s sister and she was more half naked, controversial, sexual when she was 16, an age people care about girls being sluts….but I’ll post the pic anyway….cuz I figure never too old to get half naked….that’s part of the reason I sneak into old folks homes at bath time.

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2011

13

Oct

Taylor Momsen Panty Flash in Concert of the Day

Now that she’s 18, no one gives a fuck about her erotic performances. I saw that shit coming a mile away, cuz no one ever cares about these sluts being slutty when they turn 18 and if she was really a slut, she wouldn’t be wearing panties in concert, she’d be labia out and ready to party, but instead it is all a bullshit lie, an act that I hope backfires cuz when things backfire, good things come….like sex tapes…but for now, she thinks she’s living the dream by imitating 70s rocker cuz she’s been in Hollywood all her life and has no identity…or originality…but she does have panty flashes and sometimes that’s all I need.

Here are some of her concert videos….from the Paladium October 11….if you like seeing her in motion…

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