I decided that I’m going to follow Taylor Momsen’s band on tour. This is gonna be some “Almost Famous” shit, only the groupie slut in the equation’s gonna be me. I don’t even find her hot, but I love her creative vision as a teenage pornographer…It’s genius and I’m a huge fucking fan…and I dont even know what her shitt music sounds like…cuz when you’re dressed like this…there are no sounds…other than the whimpers in my pants…if you know what I mean…

Dirty fucking slut. Give me more.

Ps – I’m still drunk.

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There’s something magical about a teenage girl in lingerie…I am not just saying that because I am a pervert, I am saying it because I find it hilarious…It’s like she’s playing dress up trying to be sexy, trying to be mature and erotic, when behind the make-up and costume is just a fucking kid…I mean she’s probably banged a handful of times and sucks at it…she probably can’t actually suck dick like a seasoned vetran…but she’s seen her share of movies so she thinks she knows what she’s doing…it’s kinda awkward and hard to take seriously…but we always appreciate the effort…cuz the bitches we meet who are our age are too damn self conscious and brought up in a different generation to get in costume…you gotta stay married to them for a decade before they bust out the Valentines Day special…making this younger generation of perverts far more fun to post about…especially when you can see her ass crack when lookin at her from the front. Amazing.

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For those of you wondering, Talyor Momsen’s sexy slutty act is all a fucking act. I mean I am sure you realized that she was pulling the cheapest stunts to get people to notice her and her music career…I saw The Runaways cuz I wanna marry Dakota’s Fanning lingerie wearing twat when she turns 16….and I know Taylor Momsen is a cheap copy of that….

The whole flashing her taped up tits, wearing lingerie on stage, being jacked up on make-up talking about masturbation being better than real cock, is all bullshit, because with these starlets comes managers with marketing plans and strategy and teams of people sorting out their shit….

So here are some pictures to remind you that Taylor Momsen is ugly and boring behind all the teenage sex bullshit….She’s just Lady Gaga’s little sister trying to make it by making the most noise she can. Slackin’ on the Slutting.

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I don’t know where these pictures are from. I don’t know how old they are, I just know how old Taylor Momsen is, and that’s under 18 and practically topless, leading me to wonder why Terry Richardson, who is shooting these pics, hasn’t been arrested as a kiddie pornographer…cuz everytime I get 16 year old girls topless and posing for pictures…I get in trouble…I mean it hasn’t actually happened yet..I just fuck the 16 year olds cuz it’s legal…the only pictures I take are mental ones….cuz I’m not into going to jail…

Clearly Momsen is trying to get noticed, cuz she knows the day she turns 18, everyone will figure out that she looks like Lady Gaga….but until her birthday comes, her youth makes you ignore that.

Here she is in concert….pretending she’s Dakota Fanning in The Runaways…only way less convincing….

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I don’t know if I am into the obvious cry for attention or not. I mean part of me thinks young girls getting half naked to get noticed and make money is the foundation of all that is good in the world, but another part of me finds the shit far too obvious….

Maybe it’s gotta do with her looking like Lady Gaga. Maybe it has to do with her being in too much make-up. Maybe it’s gotta do with me knowing this act is a lie and the second the cameras are off she’s either back at home playing with her barbies or putting on some identity crisis act trying to be the persona she created….and unless she’s getting dick in her pussy on vidoe and not just following the lessons she learned in Madonna’s bullshit school of fame….I’m not buying this…but since I am a pervert…I am looking at it.

I wonder where her parents are, oh right, too busy profiting off her to care to stop her from breeding sex offenders.

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After much thought about this Taylor Momsen shit, since I have very little to do with myself but spend my time thinking about a 17 year old sluts who wants to be a Rockstars after getting fired from a hit TV show girls everywhere go nuts for…

I realize that flashing her tits on stage , getting into her panties for photoshoots, talking about masturbating, vibrators, and sex in interviews to stir up controversy and get people talking is a pretty solid strategy….

Cuz we’re all fucking perverts and this shit is porn to a group of desensitized people porn doesn’t work for anymore…it’s the right balance of criminal, tight bodied, wrong cuz we have 17 year old daughters and lusting after this 17 year old would be like lusting after our daughter’s 17 year old friends, making birthday pool parties awkward when trying to conceal the erection…but luckily I don’t have to worry about that cuz I don’t have a daughter that I know of and I sure as fuck don’t have a pool…

Here are the rest of those Revolver magazine pics.

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This is huge for perverts….Taylor Momsen flashed her audience when her bottom feeding poser-lookin’ band was in concert October 21 and this is pretty amazing even if it’s not authentic….I need to see the uncensored picture, not so much because it is Taylor Momsen, but cuz it’s intentional 17 year old did.

I am sure it is somewhere and I want to see it…unless it’s just a scam and she’s wearing pasties…which is probably the case…I know she plays hardcore but I doubt she’s actually hardcore….

She just knows publicity stunts…and I love this publicity stunt…Tits will grab my attention always. To make it even better, she should get arrested for kiddie porn production or being a sex offender seducing all of us into looking and jerking off to young tit.

It really looks like she has great tits, but really, what 17 year old doesn’t have great tits, it’s like they are freshly sprouted and at their prime…It’s like picking fruit right off the tree before it starts to ripen and rot…

…and I love it.

I don’t know if her nipples were covered or whatever…because the video is censored…but fuck I do know I want to book her to play at my birthday party.

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Taylor Momsen is posing in her panties, thigh highs, stripper shoes and guns on the cover of some magazine at the tender age of 17….She’s a real inspiration to us all or at least I hope this is because Halloween is around the corner and this should be the costume of the year for all the hot young girls out there…..Sure girls historically dress like fucking whores on Halloween, but they need to officially jump the gun and throw out the novelty costumes they buy at the mall to look like a cookie cutter naughty sailer, or naughty nurse, naughty cowgirl, naughty playboy bunny and instead really get creative and embrace actually whore apparel…

I’m talking sheer panties and bullshit that Taylor Momsen squeezes into daily to help promote her bullshit that along with talking about Vibrators being better than dudes in interviews is a winning formula to get attention while underage…now if only I could get past the fact that she looks exactly like ugly monsterous Lady Gaga….

At least I know only good will come from this….

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I find it funny that people want to fuck Taylor Momsen even though she looks like Lady Gaga. I find it funny that people are buying into her underage bad girl campaign that has been getting her noticed. I don’t buy her bullshit for a fucking second…and I will find it funny when she turns 18 and all the deprived Americans who can’t fuck young pussy but want to are forced to move onto the next one. It always happens and it always ends amazingly with drug addiction, prison sentences, sex tapes and suicide. Real eager for the 18th birthday on this twat.

Here she is promoting some bullshit for Madonna and her hairy troll daughter…

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