I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Archive for the Taylor Momsen Category

2010

13

May

Taylor Momsen Performs in a Slutty Outfit of the Day

4 Comments »

Taylor Momsen’s career has been on a downward slope since she was the singing 8 year old who couldn’t sing on the Grinch who Stole Christmas…..Sure she had this Gossip Girl stint that threw her in this phenomenon that all the young girls were into, that made her feel famous, and that gave her the confidence to become a rockstar, which is so fucking weird, because at 16, you can’t really channel much to justify your music, or why your privileged ass is dressed like a homeless prostitute….it makes the whole thing more bullshit that you probably originally thought and I’m calling her rock career some Disney candy coated garbage that sucks…but at least she wears lingerie when she performs, because all 16 year olds should publicly wear lingerie, ideally in countries like Canada and England where you can’t get arrested for jerking off to them like you were the Dancing with the Stars football player….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Lingerie|Rockstar|Taylor Momsen

2010

11

May

Taylor Momsen is Scary Looking in Hosiery of the Day

5 Comments »

I’m not digging Taylor Momsen. Not because she’s under 18 and that would be illegal in most states, but because she’s got a pretty fucking scary looking face that doesn’t really excite me, but kinda makes me want to throw stale bread at her in the park, cuz she’s got some kind of hungry, pre-mature, scraggly bird in the ghetto park feel to her. I am however digging her “Hosiery”. I’ve never been one with a pantyhose fetish. I’ve always hated burlesque and throwback pin-up girls, I’ve never tried to dress my wife up like a stripper from the 50, or a sex scene from an 80s movie, I was always just more into pussy, and the other shit was just distraction, but I’ve been walking down the street a lot the last few weeks because my wife locks me out some days, and I’ve actually seen bitches in shorts, or skirt rockin’ the garter belt, and the thigh highs, and I’m starting to really like the shit out of the bedroom and in the fucking public….So despite Taylor Momsen being skinny the way I like my bitches, today’s post is not to celebrate that about her and remind the fat girls reading that if they cut out 500 calories a day, they will lose a pound a week and 52 pounds in a year, but to remind all girls to put on the pantyhose like a secretary in the 70s, so that I have more reason to live while on the streets. Thanks in advance. Cunt.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hosiery|Skinny|Taylor Momsen

2010

28

Jan

Taylor Momsen Takes her Teenage Legs Out for a Smoke of the Day

3 Comments »

I think posting these pictures of Taylor Momsen’s hard nipples in her short skirt are ok, because she’s smoking cigarettes and everyone knows that you can only buy cigarettes if you are 18 years old, and there’s no way any of her producers, co-stars, or executives behind her show would give her cigarettes because that would be illegal. So I can only assume they marketed her as a 16 year old to make their show more believable, but really bitch is 18, cuz I know 16 year old and they hardly ever have nipples this hard, it’s not in line with the natural flow of puberty.

That said, here are Taylor Momsen’s hard nipples pretending they are 16 while smoking some cigarettes on set dressed like a whore….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Taylor Momsen|Teenager

2010

22

Jan

Taylor Momsen Shows the World her Young Vagina of the Day

15 Comments »

Nothing quite says our society is in a good place like a 16 year old girl in a skirt short enough to show the world her underdeveloped cuz she’s only had her period for a year uterus.

It’s one of those things that is totally disconnected and backwards from the laws we are forced to live under, at least the laws most Americans have to live by, cuz 16 is legal where I am from, because they government realizes that 16 is totally equipped to fuck and in Taylor Momsen’s case, dressed to fuck.

Seriously, this outfit is the kind of shit strippers wore in the 90s. The shit hookers would wear to let you know they were hookers but all of a sudden teenage girls are wearing this shit invented to give dudes boners and the second we try to fuck the shit, or lure them to a park off myspace, we get arrested and in some cased humiliated on TV….

I don’t believe the whole “She’s dressed to get raped” argument, but seriously, if the law lets girls wear this shit, the law can’t make a motherfucker a sex offender for trying to fuck this shit, it just isn’t fair.

Not that Momsen is hot, she looks more like a cartoon character or some kind of muppet but when they are 16, most of the time their overall look doesn’t matter, cuz their tight teen bodies overpower their ugly faces….

But you get what I am saying….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Short Skirt|Taylor Momsen|Vagina

2010

15

Jan

Taylor Momsen’s a Fucking Wreck with a Perfume Line of the Day

9 Comments »

Looks like Taylor Momsen’s too popular for her own good and now she’s been given her own perfume, and based on the condition of her teenage whore pussy, at least that’s what she wants us to think about her, because she’s cheesy as fuck like that, and I like to believe that there’s no way she’s doesn’t use that thing like a pair of shoes you’d pick up at the Salvation Army, you know the kind of fuckin’ perfume you want wash off as soon as you put it on becuase it smells like cum, shit and dirty panties….which I guess means it’ll be huge in Germany…I don’t know what I am talking about I just know this post is pretty fucking obvious….but really what the fuck do you expect…just look at the pics….and shut the fuck up….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Disgusting|Taylor Momsen

2009

16

Dec

Taylor Momsen’s Short Fucking Skirt of the Day

No Comments »

I have decided that it is not considered illegal to jerk off on 16 year olds or to pictures of a 16 year old as long as you make her tell you that she’s 18, even if you both know that is a lie. I figure it is also not illegal to jerk off to pictures of a 16 year old if she’s out there in the shortest fuckin skirt, practically showing her barely been used, almost new, in mint condition compare to the pussy I’ve seen pussy…

Unfortunately in Taylor Momsen’s heroin addict lookin classified ad, gently used is an understatement, it’s the kind of pussy you go to pick up because you think you’re getting an amazing deal off Craigslist, only to get there and realize the pictures were taken years early, before the shit shared needles with homeless people, died of AIDS and came back to life like it was Return of the Living Dead….

So that means it’s okay to get off to these pics in a legal sense, but not quite okay on a psychological level, since dressing hot doesn’t make bitch hot even if she’s underage which normally lowers my standards a bit because of the excitement I get from their inexperience….

The only thing of value in the shit is that she’s carting around a guitar like she’s some kind of rockstar, maybe the next Courtney Love or Janis Joplin, and I love that kind of obvious teenage angst that can only be represented in song cliche bullshit…It makes me laugh.

Here are the pics.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Short Skirt|Taylor Momsen

2009

15

Dec

Taylor Momsen and Her Skinny Legs of the Day

7 Comments »

I used my only relevant Taylor Momsen joke last week when I said she has no talent today and that she had no talent signing in The Grinch movie she was in 10 years ago when she was 5, making her pretty much a bullshit celebrity with no talent but really persistant parents lookin’ for a retirement plan of something they didn’t abort…not that it matters…she is only 16 so a slut phase, which is clearly already in the works and a drug and party phase is totally in her cards and I’ll be more than happy to watch her fall into the gutter as all her inner demons come screaming out, the only thing that sucks about all this is that she’s not very cute, she awkward and skinny with a retarded face….just has long skinny legs that she likes to show off and decorate like some kind of Christmas tree and I hope for us that puberty fills her out a little or that she uses some gossip girl money on a set of tits like a common whore I am hoping she becomes…

Here are some pics…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Legs|Skinny|Taylor Momsen

2009

08

Dec

Taylor Momsen is a Shitty Rockstar of the Day

2 Comments »

I don’t own a TV so sometimes I turn on the radio to distract me from the thoughts and voices in my head. The last couple of weeks they’ve been up on this Christmas Carol bullshit and despite not having much of a soul, I love Christmas and everything about it, except for maybe not ever getting presents I want cuz my wife is a fucking cunt. So I sit here singing along to all the Christmas music like some kind of fag would with broadway tunes practicing for his drag show and the whole thing is fucking embarassing, but not as embarassing as Taylor Momsens’ attempt at being a rockstar.

She walks around with a fucking guitar like she knows how to sing, or like she’s fucking musical and it is all thanks to too much positive reinforcement as she grew up. No one took the time to tell her she fucking sucks even though anyone with half a brain can see she’s got no talent and based on some info from my Christmas Radio music, has never had talent cuz it turns out she was 7 year old Cindy in How the Grinch Stole Xmas….and here she is sucking then…

And here she is sucking at life now…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Rockstar|Taylor Momsen

2009

03

Dec

Taylor Momsen’s Street Whore Style of the Day

3 Comments »

Quick question…Is this how all 16 year old girls dress these days, because I am old and haven’t had sex with a 16 year old in at least 6 months, so I’m not quite up to speed with the styles these days, but I do know that when I was 16, I don’t even think prostitutes or strippers dressed like this, but then again that was decades ago so we should expect that as time to go on for the rules on sexuality to loosen, and at this pace, in another couple of years, 12 year olds will be rockin’ this shit…something some of you are unfortunately excited about….The only disappointing thing in all this is she got famous too young so that lowers the chances of being able to get a blowjob from her for a couple of bucks or a promise to make her famous…making her pretty much useless to me….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Prostitute|Street Whore|Taylor Momsen

2009

01

Oct

Taylor Momsen in Her Fetish Gear of the Day

3 Comments »

Everyone focused so much attention on Miley Cyrus and her virginity or slutty behavior when she was supposed to be this wholesome rolemodel to young girls everywhere. Meanwhile, the producers of Gossip Girl have created their own teenage whore and they don’t even try to hide the shit. From fetish leather skirts for old men to fantasize about cumming all over them, to her porn hair for old men to fantasizing cumming all over it, to the thick make-up and old men fantasize about contributing to by cumming all over it, and the whole thing is just far too crazy for me to grasp how they get away with the shit, it’s like sex offending or kiddie porn, since you can’t fuck girls under 18 in the USA but you can in Canada so I don’t get cockteased by her like the producers want me to, there are hotter 16 year olds in the local Starbucks I can legally fuck and masturbate to, so I really don’t find her hot, but someone does and they are over-sexualizing her and I find the whole thing kinda funny…but not all that funny…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Fetish|Taylor Momsen