I’m not digging Taylor Momsen. Not because she’s under 18 and that would be illegal in most states, but because she’s got a pretty fucking scary looking face that doesn’t really excite me, but kinda makes me want to throw stale bread at her in the park, cuz she’s got some kind of hungry, pre-mature, scraggly bird in the ghetto park feel to her. I am however digging her “Hosiery”. I’ve never been one with a pantyhose fetish. I’ve always hated burlesque and throwback pin-up girls, I’ve never tried to dress my wife up like a stripper from the 50, or a sex scene from an 80s movie, I was always just more into pussy, and the other shit was just distraction, but I’ve been walking down the street a lot the last few weeks because my wife locks me out some days, and I’ve actually seen bitches in shorts, or skirt rockin’ the garter belt, and the thigh highs, and I’m starting to really like the shit out of the bedroom and in the fucking public….So despite Taylor Momsen being skinny the way I like my bitches, today’s post is not to celebrate that about her and remind the fat girls reading that if they cut out 500 calories a day, they will lose a pound a week and 52 pounds in a year, but to remind all girls to put on the pantyhose like a secretary in the 70s, so that I have more reason to live while on the streets. Thanks in advance. Cunt.

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