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2022

24

Aug

Hunter King Bikini Tits of the Day

Hunter King is Joey King’s Soap Opera star sister, who unlike Joey King hasn’t been nominated for Golden Globes and isn’t doing the whole build up to become an A-Lister within their industry, she is instead just making her money in what I have always called mainstream porn, because old ladies and the people who still watch Soap Operas use the stories as their own kind of housewife porn, but also the acting, writing and production value is basically that of the porn, so luckily she has some big tits to help her navigate her way out of that as the almost famous with a famous sister that can do a lot more than housewife porn with that body, like real porn which seems to be where the money is at and where society is heading! Why compete for blockbuster roles other bitches are fighting over, when you can get 10,000 of your 600k fans to pay you 30 dollars a month to see titty pics captioned with racy, badly written smut captions like “Pulling out my fat tits so you can imagine cumming on them” which is probably better than most of the captions on the OnlyFans streams I’ve seen, that all leave me feeling that cringe second hand embarassment, wondering WHO would EVER sign up to THIS shit, real fucking SIMPS, PORN IS FREE, the emotional attachment to specific girls that are just using you is retarded! OPEN YOUR EYES SIMP!

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2022

28

Mar

Hunter King Bikini Tits of the Day

Hunter King is the less famous, less accomplished, less impressive as an actor than her sister Joey King, who has done a few serious roles outside her Teen star shit, that has managed to get her nominated for a Golden Globe a few years ago….but Hunter King is clearly the more talented one to look at….which is really the foundation of acting from my perspective, because the fact that these idiots are playing make-belief on such a big, high budget scale makes me zone the fuck out when watching any dumb movie, forcing me to stare at what matters, the tits and the sex scenes….

Hunter King is still an actress, she may have even won awards, but who cares about that, she’s not as active or high profile, so she has time to work on looking good in her bikini, you know giving a body worthy of being a costar to her titties.

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2021

25

Oct

Hunter King Bra of the Day

Hunter King is not necessarily a big deal but she’s got tits, and they are in a bra for what I will assume is an underwear campaign for some instagram brand, who can’t quite afford her sister Joey King, who may be too famous or serious as an actor to be an underweaer model, but since the actors have decided to use the instagram strategy of being a sexual whore, I could be wrong, I mean Gwyneth Paltrow sells oversized vibrators as women health items, when I remember a time sex toy shops were banned from social media, because THAT IS PERVERTED….oh how we’ve progressed as a people…

It’s only funny to me because I wanted all these whores to be obvious in their whoring, I used to get mad that they’d pretend to be serious people, when I knew what they were about….

So when no one was a whore, I was like “WHERE ARE THE WHORES, WHY ARE THEY PRETENDING TO NOT BE WHORES”….but now that everyone is a whore, I am like “Put your damn shirt on” because there is such thing as TOO many whores in the kitchen, getting all caught up in each other when they’re supposed to just be making me a damn sandwich….

TOO MANY WHORES in the kitchen is a real thing and instagram is the kitchen I speak of…

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2020

12

Feb

Hunter King Titty Shake of the Day

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Hunter King is essentially a porn actress, she’s spent the bulk of her career on The Young and the Restless, which in case you didn’t know was porn to housewives and people on disability without cable.

She’s now making a move to star in some Western Comedy, because country is in, and hicks are the only people watching Network Television because they haven’t quite figured out that whole streaming thing, they clearly understand Facebook and Twitter though, I SEE THEM, but they are still committed to cable choosing what they watch for them.

Her sister had a breakout year on an HBO or SHOWTIME show playing a retard who killed her mom, I watched the series and it was good.

None of you care about Hunter King’s misinterpreted bio written by Jesus Martinez….you care about her tits…and luckily as an under 30 year old with tits…she knows the importance of showing those tits any way she can…whether it dancing, in a bikini, in a dramatic half naked photoshoot…whatever it may be…LOOK AT HER TITS and give her relevance…otherwise what’s the point of even having tits…if you’re not going to use them just cut them off like Angelina to avoid cancer at that point. I know a few people who would buy them.

Here she is at the Independent Spirit Awards with her sister Joey King

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2019

06

Nov

Hunter Haley King Squat Erotica

Hunter King with the Squattica? Should we trademark that word to represent and describe the kind of gym content you watch when you jerk off to work out videos on instagram?

Even the most amateur, newbie, barely a pervert, maybe even an A-Sexual who finds all sexual things disgusting, could watch this and think “it’s like she’s bouncing on a dick, but in pants, in the gym, but who cares, I have an imagination and not even that good of one”…

I still don’t know who Hunter King is, but I’ve done a bunch of posts on her, all life changing I am sure….maybe she’s got them printed and framed on the wall with all her Oscars….MAYBE….

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2019

15

Oct

Hunter Haley King Pussy Print of the Day

Hunter Haley King is Joey King’s older sister.

Joey King is more famous to me than Hunter King because I watched her in the Gypsy Rose Blanchard story. If you don’t know the story, it’s a Louisiana mom who convinced her kid and her doctors that she had cancer, got her on a feeding tube, did media and mooched of charities, including Make a Wish and Habitat for Humanity….because the system isn’t designed to spot scammers…cuz everyone is lazy. So Gypsy wised up and realized she was 5 years older than she had been told, that she was not sick, and that she was horny, so with her Autistic weirdo boyfriend she met online, they killed the bitch…

I am into convincing people they are diseased, so that they rely on me because I come in as the hero they depend on, at least in terms of sex. So I watched it and took notes. Convince girls you want to fuck that they are sick and that you will be their care giver….in exchange for sex….perfect strategy.

But Hunter King is hotter….straight from the mean streets of Soap Opera acting…doing fitness…

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2019

17

Sep

Hunter Haley King Titty Flash of the Day

Hunter Haley King Titty Flash

Hunter King is the slutty sister of Joey King, who we can assume are into TWINCEST, not that they are twins, but they could pretend they are for the sake of some pervert with a young sister fetish that can offer them something they want, like Oscar winning roles or whatever, I mean they are actors after all – that is the whole point of them….to live out fantasies….for us and for their pervert fans…and I guess their parents who designed all this…

I don’t think they are related to Martin Luther King, or Rodney King because they aren’t black but you can see some black nipple tape as she shows off her tits in the weirdest way…

Hunter Haley King Booty

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2016

15

Jul

Hunter Haley King Big Tits for Some Shit of the DAy

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Her name is Hunter Haley King and she’s got tits like most girls under 25 thanks to hormones in the food, being fat, and accessible plastic surgery – because having big tits is a great business strategy for talentless low levels trying to make it – trying to get attention – trying to build out their social media – trying to get paid – trying to become EM RATA – but I guess Hunter Haley hasn’t gone fully committed to the cause because I can’t see her nipples in some soft filter in a hotel room or the middle of the desert….but cleavage is a good start

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2015

26

Jun

Hunter Haley King Takes her Tits Skydiving of the Day

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Hunter Haley King is a 21 year old Soap Star, who went sky diving with her tits…and you know that she’s obviously someone celebrated for her tits, like a Kate Upton, or all the other famous tits before her, why else would she wear a cleavage shirt, knowing very well she was going to be going out against the G-Force of free-falling….it’s a set up…that I can appreciate…but not as much as the weirdos who probably know who she is because they jerk off to her tits, as they watch Soap Operas she is on, you know white trash, welfare, on disability, weirdo shutins in their 40s, so sad that they turn to that low budget shit, up on the closest thing to porn without the actual fucking their is on tv…

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