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2019

07

May

MET Gala Nonsense Round-Up of the Day

The Met Gala is the event that happens each year when all the celebrities wear dumb outfits and show off their tits.. here is our round-up and I’m not talking about the class action lawsuit against Monsanto..I am talking about a bunch of pics of idiots who think they are important because they got an invite to humor a bunch of socialite New Yorkers who paid the 35,000 dollarr ticket price to attend the event.

It is interesting what becomes a cultural event, or an exclusive event, that they appear to let in a lot of non-exclusive people, like some of these women would probably suck your dick for 20,000 dollars….which isn’t all that expensive….

I know that as much as I consider myself a fashionista in my soiled sweatpants and obesity, I’d never want to be involved or participate in this shit….not that I have an option, but I like to think if there ever was an invite, I’d have to turn it down…..just looking at these idiots makes me hate everything about this shit…

Here’s the tits….CLICK MORE….TO SEE THEM ALL….CUZ IT IS A MEGA…..not a MAGA post….as anyone who can make it there…was there….including Rat Cow’s Belly Button…which I guess was a huge deal for her Belly Button…to be gutter instagram trash invited to such a trendy and exclusive event…she must really think she matters…even she’s like a Straight to DVD actor of the DVD era….thank god she fucked KANYE all those years ago before the BLURRED LINES VIDEO….other trash was there too…and here they are.


Amber Valletta with the deepest cameltoe the MET has ever seen…

Em Rat Cow Very Scary Belly Button…

Zoe Kravitz with her tits out..
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Ashley Graham Almost Pussy Flash.. or Gunt Flashing..

Bella Hadid you know when she walked in the caterer screamed HIDE THE CHEESE!!

Camila Mendes Tiny Hands…

Joan Smalls in some see through shit showing nipple…

Camila Morrone almost pussy flash…

Candice Swanepoel Cultural Appropriation and Leprosy Arm..

Cara Delavigne Nipple Pasties..

Emma Roberts Still Hot..remember her nip slip?

Celine Dion Crypt Keeping…

Charli XCX piss stained dress…

Chloe Moretz Still not hot…

Dakota Johnson Must be on her period..

Doutzen Kroes..boring..

Dua Lipa With the Tits…

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2016

03

May

The Met Gala and the Sluts Who Went to It of the Day

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I don’t understand these scams like the Met Gala, which are supposed to be for charity, but that cost a fortune to put on, that attract all these idiots who either pay to be there or fight to get invited there, when life is more fun when you don’t leave the house.

I guess when you barely have a job, but a lot of money and an ego…that makes you want to show the world you’re relevant enough to go to an event as exclusive as this…

But to me, it seems like a waste of fucking time…

Here are the pussy…in dresses that everyone is excited about…because everyone has pathetic lives and envy celebrities in expensive dresses that are designed to
make you hate yourself…

No one mentions how the fashion industry with all this fast fashion shit is polluting and destroying the world for your vanity that doesn’t change the fact that you’re all fucking cunts…

The highlight of the night was Irina Shayk is Amazing – She is Everything!

Second was granny Madonna and her sheer thong / tits / CHER impersonation because of the jokes..

The rest of the cunts pretending to be fashion icons so that they have a legacy in this world are:

Margot Robbie is a Big Girl and People Hate that I Call her a Big Girl

Kate Hudson

Nicki Minaj Big Tits…

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in White Because she’s an Angel

Hailee Steinfeld in Green Dress

Anna Kendrick tits in a Dress

Kate Mara

Alicia Vikander Legs…

Amber Heard Homewrecker Lookin’ Preggers…

Taylor Swift in Slutty Boots

Rita Ora Pretending to be Rihanna

Emily Rat Cow is Everywhere – Like a Rodent – Who Throws her Tits at Every Opportunity they Get…Good Hustle..

Ciara

Selena Gomez

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Kristen Stewart Lesbian

Elle Fanning Creepy Sister

Hannah Davis and her Wallet – Just Joking – She was Rich Before Jeter – Thanks Daddy!

Emma Stone for the Nerds…

Emma Watson for the Bigger Nerds…

Katy Perry Theatrical Weird Goth Behavior – Lookin’ Weird…

Beyonce Squeezed the Fuck in Skin Lookin’ Like Stuffed Sausage – NOT A QUEEN

Demi Lovato:

Adriana Lima:

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