This is trending on the facebook, which in case you didn’t know is the internet – now that every idiot is addicted to the shit..making Zuckerberg richer and richer…

I don’t care about Bear Grylls and his silly survival show. I don’t care about Michelle Rodriguez and her non-offensive monkey looking lesbian ways….

But I do like her classy demure lady-like use of the word “PISS”…as she carries a container of her piss…and I do care about watching a dude drink a famous chick’s urine, probably faked, but maybe not, casually in the name of survival..on TV!!

There are water-sport / golden shower fetishists, and let’s be real, there’s no way Michelle Rodriguez hasn’t had piss in her mouth during one of her eating pussy adventures, I’ve had piss in my mouth and I’ve barely had sex..

There is no way that Bear Grylls wasn’t into drinking her piss, otherwise he wouldn’t have done it, unless it is fake, which it probably isn’t because people like this are just fucking weirdos…

All this to say, the gross in all this is the eating of the mouse…poor thing..stewed in her piss…sounds like something you’d get at an asian restaurant.

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People call me racist for a lot of reasons, one of them is making fun of generalized stereotypes about various races, even though I don’t hate other races, I just think it’s funny to piss people off, usually of other races when I make the jokes…I think all people are equally garbage…

That said, one of the people I make fun of is Michelle Rodriguez, I call her an ape like money looking bitch, something that I didn’t ever think was race related, it’s not like she’s black, she’s lantina…and really, it’s nothing to do with her race that makes her look like an ape…it’s nothing to do with her lesbianism…or broad thickness…it’s really just all because she has no neck….

I mean…just look at the picture…of her doing her monkey moves..it makes me laugh…and I hate laughter…but when everything’s a joke…it’s hard not to…

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Is the girl who isn’t Michelle Rodgiguez…

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Here’s bisexual, possibly monkey, Michelle Rodriguez, riding a pole…which must be pretty rough on her balls…

I am half the man she is, and I know that that would kill my atrophied testicles….proving that she’s as tough as her biker shoulders look…

She also wore a bikini, awkward, like she was the Original Caitlin Jenner, only she didn’t wait until her testosterone dwindled naturally, rather than come out when she was at the top of her game and the number one athlete in the world…she has been consistent since day one…

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I am a firm believer that Michelle Rodriguez is a man, because I am a basic man, who is old, and confused by these whole gender confused generation of cross dressing, fuck everything, because we are all god’s people and need to love each other, even though we don’t believe in God because that’s not hip on the internet….religion is not science…and science always wins…and we’re so fucking horny from all this porn we watch all day…like Frank’s Red Hot Sauce, I’ll stick my dick in everything…

So to me, an old school, old timer, who is old…broad shouldered, narrow hipped, thick and not in a video vixen way, Michelle Rodriguez is better off wearing panties, so that we don’t have to deal with her dick.

Yes, basic jokes like that used to carry me…no I barely exist…but if Michelle Rodriguez made a come back by having lesbian sex on the beach…I have hope.

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