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2017

06

Mar

Michelle Rodriguez Full Frontal of the Day

Lesbian – or bisexual Michelle Rodriguez who I always assumed was a man – or at least a gender bender who tucked in her dick… is proving she’s not a man – while being naked in a movie for what people are saying is the first time…

She’s just so current, the new generation of sexually ambiguous thanks to hormones in the food? You know eating all that jacked up chicken and dairy to make strong tall hitting puberty at 5

But then again, she is pushing 40, so maybe she is in menopause, or a full on dyke, or just someone I am kinda willing to let rip off my dick like all lesbians want to do because the dick, even as non-threatening as mine, is the enemy.

Ideally she’d use her muscular vagina – hidden under this mirkin…

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2015

12

Aug

Michelle Rodriguez Eating a Mouse Boiled in her Own Urine of the Day

This is trending on the facebook, which in case you didn’t know is the internet – now that every idiot is addicted to the shit..making Zuckerberg richer and richer…

I don’t care about Bear Grylls and his silly survival show. I don’t care about Michelle Rodriguez and her non-offensive monkey looking lesbian ways….

But I do like her classy demure lady-like use of the word “PISS”…as she carries a container of her piss…and I do care about watching a dude drink a famous chick’s urine, probably faked, but maybe not, casually in the name of survival..on TV!!

There are water-sport / golden shower fetishists, and let’s be real, there’s no way Michelle Rodriguez hasn’t had piss in her mouth during one of her eating pussy adventures, I’ve had piss in my mouth and I’ve barely had sex..

There is no way that Bear Grylls wasn’t into drinking her piss, otherwise he wouldn’t have done it, unless it is fake, which it probably isn’t because people like this are just fucking weirdos…

All this to say, the gross in all this is the eating of the mouse…poor thing..stewed in her piss…sounds like something you’d get at an asian restaurant.

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2015

07

Aug

Michelle Rodriguez Bush of the Day

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Michelle Rodriguez has some bush, I love bush, it is my fetish, it’s erotic, natural and amazing..

Luckily, more and more girls are growing out their bush, unfortunatly those girls are all feminists who hate everything I represent, while the fame whores who talk to me are still bald…

I’ve spent over a 15 years fighting the bald pussy movement, making girls I fuck grow out their bush, and not in an alpha male, I own that pussy, give it the haircut I choose, kind of way…but rather a “i love bush, do this for me, in this cold, dark, scary bushless, bikini wax world”…

I don’t hate bald pussy, but I really hate what comes with bald pussy, like bullshit deep rooted emotions from the bald pussy owner that “hair is gross”…people are drones who buy into what they are told by the media…and somewhere along the way…hair became gross…

There’s nothing not unfeminine or unhygenic about public hair…pubic hair that for as long as I can remember,is great to cum on…so do like Michelle Rodriguez, no, don’t turn yourself into a lesbian ape…but grow out that fucking bush..trick..

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2015

06

Aug

Michelle Rodriguez Ass Picking Paddleboarder of the Day

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People call me racist for a lot of reasons, one of them is making fun of generalized stereotypes about various races, even though I don’t hate other races, I just think it’s funny to piss people off, usually of other races when I make the jokes…I think all people are equally garbage…

That said, one of the people I make fun of is Michelle Rodriguez, I call her an ape like money looking bitch, something that I didn’t ever think was race related, it’s not like she’s black, she’s lantina…and really, it’s nothing to do with her race that makes her look like an ape…it’s nothing to do with her lesbianism…or broad thickness…it’s really just all because she has no neck….

I mean…just look at the picture…of her doing her monkey moves..it makes me laugh…and I hate laughter…but when everything’s a joke…it’s hard not to…

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2015

29

Jul

The Highlight of the Michelle Rogriguz Bikini Pics…of the Day

Is the girl who isn’t Michelle Rodgiguez…

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2015

27

Jul

Michelle Rodriguez Grinding a Pole of the Day

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Here’s bisexual, possibly monkey, Michelle Rodriguez, riding a pole…which must be pretty rough on her balls…

I am half the man she is, and I know that that would kill my atrophied testicles….proving that she’s as tough as her biker shoulders look…

She also wore a bikini, awkward, like she was the Original Caitlin Jenner, only she didn’t wait until her testosterone dwindled naturally, rather than come out when she was at the top of her game and the number one athlete in the world…she has been consistent since day one…

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2015

09

Jul

Michelle Rodriguez Shitty Panty Flash of the Day

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I am a firm believer that Michelle Rodriguez is a man, because I am a basic man, who is old, and confused by these whole gender confused generation of cross dressing, fuck everything, because we are all god’s people and need to love each other, even though we don’t believe in God because that’s not hip on the internet….religion is not science…and science always wins…and we’re so fucking horny from all this porn we watch all day…like Frank’s Red Hot Sauce, I’ll stick my dick in everything…

So to me, an old school, old timer, who is old…broad shouldered, narrow hipped, thick and not in a video vixen way, Michelle Rodriguez is better off wearing panties, so that we don’t have to deal with her dick.

Yes, basic jokes like that used to carry me…no I barely exist…but if Michelle Rodriguez made a come back by having lesbian sex on the beach…I have hope.

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2015

25

May

Michelle Rodriguez See Through Dress of the Day

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Apparently this is a see through dress on Michelle Rodriguez, which I guess is a nice change of outfit from her usual bull dyke with a strap on dildo so that she can double penetrate her bitches like Zac Effron without having to invite another dick into the mix…if you know what I mean…and I hope you do…becuase I don’t…

I remember she dated Cara Delevingne I think…then Zac Effron…just all over the map in self discovery…but the one thing she’s been consistent on is not being very hot throughout the whole thing…

But a See through Dress…that I don’t think is see through…could be exciting…if it wasn’t on Michelle Rodriguez, since we’ve already seen her topless and it was uneventful…making this real uneventful…and lucily so is my life…so I’ll post it..

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