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Nicki Minaj Twerking in a Thong of the Day

I am amazed by this video, not because Nicki Minaj and her disgusting fake ass is jiggling for an audience, but the fact that people like her music or her bullshit personality or character she created when fat – to be the black clown crumping version of Lady Gaga…before somehow being told how to Kim Kardashian herself, and thus attempt to be “hot”…with fake asses, faces, and everything else that’s going on here…that looks like an identity crisis on Halloween…everyday of the week…

Seeing her twerking that fuck implant..is just fucking weird…and if anyone gets off to this…you’re a bunch of sick fucking people…who would likely be able to get off to a half inflated beach ball, or warmed up watermelon…something I’m sure Nicki Minaj pretends to be into..so you think she’s actually black in spirit and not just in color, because otherwise it’d be exploitative..


If you’re more into Ashanti giving up on life in a bikini becaue you’re allowed to be fat….here you go…and that is your disappointing Black Performers for White people update of the day..

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Nicki Minaj for Marie Claire of the Day


Remember Nicki Minaj, apparently, that garbage still exists…and magazines are still writing about her…and pandering to her or her team – because they’ve got nothing better to talk about and figure she’s got substance, value and celebrity that will help their magazines continue to exist…it sends traffic…or maybe they are owned by the same people who know her…WHO Knows…but she’s in a bikini top slut posing…because she’s all high concept – so long as she can show off her clown body / face / tits…garbage…but people like her..and that’s what people like…I just don’t like it…because she’s the fucking worst, manufactured crap around…


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Nicki Minaj is a Backpages Girl of the Day


Nicki Minaj is trying to be so hood that her brand identity at least according to her instagram has gone from fat acting nerd, to weird black lady gaga manufactured in an office by creative directors, to hip hop Lil Kim, to butt implanted bad attitude stripper looking girl you wouldn’t want a lap dance from because she’d either lash out or leave a shit stain on your jeans…and now she’s gone back pages – full on escort and she’s not even blurring out her face like most escorts – BOLD…owning her sex work or some shit…

I don’t find this hot – but it happened…and at least she’s not CHRISTINA MILIAN IN A BATHING SUIT FAME WHORING

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Nicki Minaj Selfie of the Day


I guess album sales are down. Media hits are down. Girl who was once the whitest black Lady Gaga from acting school created some weird ghetto character and owned it…only to be in the news all the fucking time about random nonsense from her fake ass, to her fake tits, to her “remember when she was the fat clown at the kids birthday parties”….to top selling artist with the most annoying “raps”…who was like more into “rape”..more than just our ears…but poor unsustpecting rappers who helped build her up…

Because she’s posting slutty selfies, and slutty selfies are always a social media “Look at me, I exist, I am still here, I am still the egotistical rich cunt I always was”…

All this to say – THANK GOD FOR FACETUNE…making her body look better than it obviously is…

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Nicki Minaj Moons the Internet of the Day


Nicki Minaj took on the Oscars by posting these pics to her instagram, knowing that OscarsSoWhite was enough reason to produce some black content for her black audience because no one listening to Nicki Minaj music – is watching the fucking Oscars, and that’s not to say black people actually listen to her, it’s just to say that no one under 30 watches the fucking Oscars…unless they work in Media or live in LA…seriously…

People watch serialized TV shows, they don’t give a fuck about seeing movies get awards…they just want to see the fucking movies…

Which offered Nicki Minaj opportunity to generate some shameless buzz, by posting pics of her her huge ass, I’m talking huge clown-like ass, that is likely implants, or just fat transfers like a kardashian, but in no way natural ass, that is so over the top in ass, confusing me as to why anyone would be excited by this ass, but I guess big ass is what tits were in the 90s, the bigger the implants – the happier….

Instagram is all about the fat asses, and nicki poking it out like a gutter porn tranny, is probably more culturally relevant or on trend than the Oscars…

I don’t find this hot, it is seems awkward to manage, live with or fit a small dick in.

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Nicki Minaj VS The World with Cameltoe Picture of the DAy

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The best way to divert people’s attention from financing your brother’s defence against child rape – is to post a picture of your pussy exploding out of a pair of one size too small panties…because I guess they didn’t have the XXL she requires since the ass implants she invested in for her career…

I remember a time when Nicki Minaj was a fat Lady Gaga…dressed like a clown and shit….before she decided to go the sex route…and now…this is what she’s come to…an attention seeking, like hog…reminding her fans she’s here…

And I guess anything she does for attention that isn’t her annoying rapping is a good thing….

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Nicki Minaj Supports Rapist Brother’s Rape Charge of the Day


So…Nicki Minaj was put in an interesting position that she probably shouldn’t have got involved in, despite being the money maker in the family, who owns the houses that both her brother and mother live in, as they are mooches of her success…and feel entitled to not only live in her house, instead of making money to buy his own damn house, despite being 37…..but also entitled enough to do things that led to a raping a 12 year old charge…

Now Jelani Maraj and the details of his rape charges may not be public, and maybe he’s innocent, but the fact that if he isn’t innocent and Nicki Minaj is standing by him, because he’s family is a little fucked up considering her job…

I believe that if she is backing him and paying for his legal team with money she makes from 12 year olds…

She should be blacklisted and treated like she herself is a 12 year old rapist, and in a lot of ways I am sure she is, as being an idol to them is psychologically rapey…

The story is that she posted bail…for someone Charged with raping a 12 year old…

Court papers reveal the superstar singer put up the $100,000 bond that sprang Jelani Maraj, 37, from custody in Nassau County on Friday after he was accused of first-degree rape and first-degree sexual conduct against the preteen. The bond is backed by a two homes in Baldwin that are owned by Minaj — one of which is used by her brother and the other by her mother, Carol. “She was prepared to do anything for her brother,” a source said of Minaj. Minaj will be responsible for the fees associated with securing the the bond, typically 6 percent to 10 percent of the bond amount, or $6,000 to $10,000. Had the bail been higher — and Nassau prosecutors had asked for $500,000 — Minaj was ready to offer a letter of credit from a California bank account worth in excess of $2 million, the source said.

Again…she posted bail…for someone charged with raping a 12 year old…

That means Nicki Minaj has put someone who has been charged with raping a 12 year old….on the street where he can rape more 12 year olds…instead of leaving him in prison where people who aren’t rich stay after they are charged with the rape 12 year olds…

The legal system and Nicki Minaj are fucked up…

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Nicki Minaj Tells Disabled Person to Walk of the DAy

Apparently, this is a video of Nicki Minaj….telling a dude in a wheelchair to walk…or from my extensive watching 10 seconds of it…it seems like her maniacal, because she’s an evil egotistical cunt with a god Complex thanks to having so much success despite being a hack, a fake, a lie…she was found in acting school…they scripted this career, this character, and I guess she’s all caught up in it…pretending her magic wand, no not the penis of the men who let her sing on their albums…or the hitachi that gives all girls orgasms…but the wand that is part of her shit yet busty costume…is some kind of spell casting wand that can make crippled people walk…which I guess isn’t Politically correct, unless you’re a snake oil sales man traveling from town to town with an evangelical church…who actually charges people money to mock their illnesses, but pretending to cure them in their state of desperation…while Nicki Minaj is just making bad comedy, maybe even annoying comedy…that isn’t funny even to someone with no soul who mocks all things…it’s just loud and dumb…as her minions humor her in what you know she thinks is some kind of dynasty she’s on the throne of…and these idiots just humor her to be part of the ride….

But check out those tits…


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Nicki Minaj Interesting Tits of the Day


Nicki Minaj decided to post her clown tits on her instagram…because I guess having a set of really round implants is something she wants to advertise to the world..show them off…brag…make motherfuckers talk about how silly they are…or in some cases how hot they are…depending on how horny the fucker looking at the tits is…or how big of a Nicki Minaj fan he is, because clearly she has fans…she exists…even if she’s the fucking worst…

So as the rest of the world barely looks on confused, because they don’t care about Nicki Minaj, but wonder why she even has implants…based on her fat ass…and her fat everything…because her ass is rumored to be fake…because that makes sense because everything about her is fake…she’s a fucking act that she didn’t even write…they found her at acting school and is just a very committed clown, living up to her character….It’d be academy award winning, because she brings it home with her and she doesn’t even know what is real anymore, because the label created to compete with Lady Gaga and to throw into “hip hop”…to do the Lil Kim…

But her awards are in the form of money….which is better than any Academy Award…because it lets her show her tits..every day and not just on set of a movie..which works for the whore.

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Nicki Minaj Lands an ABC Family Comedy Based on her Life of the Day

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Lock your kids up…Don’t let them watch TV….

I guess the good news is that no one watches TV anymore, because if they did they’d be exposed to ABC’s desperate attempt to win an audience since viewership is down thanks to the internet stirring shit up…as it should….

But the idea of your kids, since I don’t and will never have kids, they are annoying…watching Nicki Minaj and her story of being a middle class new yorker turning herself hood slut because it’s marketable…and comedic…is terrifying, but I guess nothing compared to the throatfucking porn they watch on your browser history…and/or ….any of this gutter slut’s music videos….

Garbage…popculture is garbage…we’re all doomed…the future…is over.

It’d be a good time for Aliens to attack, not just girls who turned themselves into ALien looking motherfuckers with their over the top plastic surgery to market their clown asses…

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Nicki Minaj and her GQ Tease that’s Not a Tease Continues of the Day


I think it is safe to say….Nicki Minaj is garbage…

This shoot, also by Ellen Von Unwerth, see previous post, featured the garbage, fake as fuck, pop star from acting school who was manufactured into this Lil Kim puppet, who get’s paid…and her boyfriend, baby daddy, Drake lover who I guess she roped into bullshit “hip hop beef”…because it’s good for business…and makes the media talk about them…like smoke signals in a “Look at me, I’m over here”…amongst all the noise….enough to get them in a magazine, where Meek leverages the pussy he fucks to more visibility on some K-Fed shit…while the pussy he fucks is just some broken pop star who I am sure is very insecure and fears losing what she’s been given..

The whole thing dumb, sensationalized, over-hyped crap, but a half naked Nicki Minaj is alway a good laugh…it just needs to be less of a fashion shoot and more of a sex tape…I am sure it’ll happen in her lifetime, she is that level deseperate….fake tits, fake ass, instagram garbage with a record deal who shouldn’t exist, but does…


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Nicki Minaj GQ Shoot of the Day

Nicki Minaj is in GQ with her boyfriend / baby daddy / husband / future husband / co star in her publicity stunt VS Drake reminding the world that Hip Hop at their level is just pop music and some WWF front he 90s bullshit feuds no one should care about, but it is so big and has such a massive audience, and people’s lives are so boring, that they buy into it..who fucking knows…

What I do know is that GQ is doing a feature on them, because that’s how being famous and doing media works, magazines always get on board to maximize clicks…

They used Ellen VOn Unwerth, who is one of the better photographers, producing solid erotica for fashion…but when Nicki Minaj is involved nothing is erotic, unless you own the restaurant she’s walking into, unless that restaurant is an all you can eat buffet, in which case you prepare for losses not profit..and that’s convenient because she’s a fucking loser…no matter how rich she’s got with her lies..she is garbage..

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Nicki Minaj’s Unfortunate Not Really a Nipple Slip of the Day

I didn’t care about the Nicki Minaj nipple slip at some Vancouver concert…or as they call it…a wardrobe malfunction…

I hate when people call it a wardrobe malfunction…

I don’t find Nicki Minaj nipple exciting, hot, interesting, or even worth noticing…

There are so many better, less successful sure, but way cooler nipples to look at…

Hell, I would rather look at your nipple than this trash…

No, I will not suck it while you jerk off..that’s gay…

Fine, I wouldn’t rather look at your nipple than her nipple, but I still don’t care about her nipple..

THis isn’t Janet Jackson superbowl half time you know…

This is the porn era, and unless her dude has his baby arm spreading her large anus apart…

This isn’t exciting…she’s dumpy…and a lie…make her go away…thanks..

Here is the best video on the topic..

To see more of the Concert Pics CLICK HERE

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NIcki Minaj Twerking in Meek Mills Face of the Day

Nicki Minaj is some trashy, confused, identity crisis acting student who got cast as the black Lady Gaga, only to transition her into some hood hip hop girl, who was just two years earlier was the black Lady Gaga, in what is the weirdest transitions in recent pop culture years…but not really, it’s all bullshit, over-marketed, garbage…all lies…

That said, this is her ass in Meek Mill’s face, trying to give him street cred in his drake fight, even though there is no street cred in hip hop wars that feature all these vanilla, candy coated, rich kid actors…I want my hip hop wars to involve more death and violence..hood shit.

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Nicki Minaj Creepy Fame Whoring of the Day

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Nicki Minaj made some sort of attention seeking announcement at her last concert saying something like “Meek Mill is my Baby Father”…which could be her announcing her pregnancy, which justify her body, but wouldn’t explain why it has looked like that for the last 5 years of fame, is she an elephant and is this the gestation period….

More importantly, it doesn’t explain who this Meek Mill character is, and why do Drake and Nicki Minaj feel the need to do all this PR for the guy, who before two weeks ago, barely existed.

My theory is that he either has gay sex videos of Drake, or maybe they are all just BFFs who run train on Nicki Minaj, and one night after sex they all decided to bring him up, because he was feeling sad he couldn’t get as full an erection as drake when they were double penetrating Nicki’s asshole…

Now the real question is, why am I posting about this? Oh right…the below picture…what the fuck kind of barnyard antics is this…


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