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2014

07

Feb

Nina Dobrev Bikini Jump of the Day

The bikini jump is probably the cheesiest of cheesy bikini pics…it reminds me of a tampon commercial or the freeze frame at the end of an 80s sitcom…but I don’t expect much creativity from some candy-coated Canadian who is famous as shit in the States, living the American dream because she booked a solid show…I mean if anything she’s a sheltered brat who has no idea what’s up…that’s why she’s producing this nonsense…but what it comes down to is that…she’s in a bikini with a bunch of friends…but cheesy or not it’s like a Facebook vacation album I would jerk off to…making it pretty fucking good enough.

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2013

07

Oct

Nina Dobrev Posing with an Obama Care Song of the Day

Nina Dobrev is a Canadian, and in being a Canadian, I guess she’s decided to take it upon herself to pretend she understands American politics, like so many other people before her, because that’s democracy, even the dumbest, uneducated, misinformed fuck is allowed to vote…so she got her shirt off to promote #gotcovered, which may be obnoxious in so many ways, but taking off her shirt was not one of those ways…any excuse to get anyone to trying to fit in by stripping down…whether it’s politics or drugs…works for me….now if only I knew who this Nina Dobrec chick was…

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2013

05

Aug

Nina Dobrev Kills it in a Bikini of the Day

Nina Dobrev is some asshole from TV, on some show about Vampires that I assume is horrible and she’s pulling random gymnastic stunts in a bikini, the kind that probably helped her get on TV in the first place, you know on the Executives face, while not wearing a bikini, because why else would she be on TV….

Any starlet, even the irrelevant ones….producing bikini pics for their fans that they can play off as just fun…makes it less slutty, but she knows dudes still jerk off to her upside down supporting herself with one arm while her uterus is all jacked up into her neck…but this way, the slutting is more subtle…

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2013

01

Jul

Nina Dobrev’s Bikini Continues of the Day

Nina Dobrev is up on the Audrina Patridge HOW TO MAKE YOUR VACATION LOOK LIKE YOU ARE 10 and RETARDED …but unlike Audrina she was clever enough to post a few bikini pics, because let’s face it, that’s all anyone wants to see. It’s like when I’m stalking vacation albums on Facebook, I don’t care about your fat friend being silly, or the lizard by the pool, or even the landmarks you visited, I don’t even like the bikini pics that are awkward and should have been edited out, I want all vacation pics, even if you’re fat, to be posed like a bikini model…I mean what the fuck are you girls thinking? Are you trying to get fans or dudes jerking off to you on Facebook or not…we can’t focus on your failures….

Here’s some little cunty brat from Canada and also from TV… living a better life than you…despite all that hard work you’ve put in at the plant all your life…kinda makes you feel like an asshole, doesn’t it.

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2013

24

Jun

Nina Dobrev Bikini Top with her Brother of the Day


So it turns out that Nina Dobrev fans do not like when you suggest her and her brother fucked while they were in Paradise together…

Because they don’t view fucking a sibling as if it is masturbation, you know keeping it in the family, cuz we are one…even though so many brother and sisters fuck, especially during puberty, they just don’t talk about it, because society would shun them…

Nina Dobrev’s People went nuts on me for this Tweet…

It almost hurt my feelings…but I have no feelings…and even if I did, these insignificant things wouldn’t affect them…but it was kinda funny…for a couple minutes while I was taking a shit…and actually using twitter to distract me from the loneliness that comes with taking shits.

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2013

29

Apr

Nina Dobrev and Julianne Hough in Bikinis Together of the Day

Nina Dobrev is some Canadian on some Vampire show. Julianne Hough is some professionally trained dancer, who shoulda been a stripper, but instead got on TV, fake dated Seacrest cuz he’s gay and is now single, because I guess their contract is up, allowing her to take her dancing body that doesn’t impress me, no matter how fit it is, she’s a fucking dancer and should be fit, but that I’ll still stare at while it is in a bikini, trying to visualize how big the strap on she fucked Seacrest up the ass with was.

You see, the world is filled with amazing pussy, why bother focusing and celebrating this one. It just doesn’t make sense to me, and that’s coming from someone who posts this shit all day…..it’s nonsense.


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2013

19

Apr

Nina Dobrev Panties for Social Media of the Day

Nina Dobrev is some actor from some show about vampires, because Hollywood likes to milk trends harder than I like cheap hookers to milk my dick.

Which reminds me, going up to a girl wearing Air Jordans is not an invitation to say “You look urban, let’s turn this rap video into a rape video, all we need is my dick, your protest and a back alley”. It also isn’t even a good pic up line.

Not that that has anything to do with Nina Dobrev flashing panties on social media like a good attention craving starlet, but I have no Nina Dobrev stories, she’s one of those “too cool to talk to me” when we go to the Canada igloo party the whole country attends. It happen to all girls who get on TV for a minute, they become cunts….but at least this one is showing us the closest thing to her cunt, her panties.

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2012

28

Aug

Nina Dobrev Bra for Ocean Drive of the Day


Nina Dobrev is a vampire slut, or at least she plays one on TV, which but she isn’t a vampire at all, but some cunt who gets paid to lie to the world….but I can say she doesnt have a soul, she sold that shit for this vile fucking career….But I hear she has a great appreciation for the Mexican culture…at least that’s what my friend told me…who caught this Nina Dobrev bitch smearing guacamole all over her pussy in the bathroom at their high school….a story I can’t validate but can masturbate to.

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2012

17

Aug

Nina Dobrev and Friends in Bikinis of the DAy


Nina Dobrevis some Canadian actress who I never met despite having met every single girl in Canada, since our ice villages are small and we’re only a short ski, snow shoe, or dog sled apart….but maybe that’s cuz she got on TV pretty soon after moving here from Bulgaria…before getting on American TV where men everywhere masturbated to her….something I think will be challenging in this twitter pic, only cuz you can only see bikini tops, but I wouldn’t put anything past you, or your perversion, especially when it involves girls from Vampire themed shows…virgin losers love that shit.

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2010

21

May

Nina Dobrev in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Canadian 21 year old who is on some show called the Vampire Diaries and she’s in a bikini. I’ve been hearing a lot about her over the last few months, maybe it’s because I am in Canada and Canada gets hard for their 5 actors who landed gigs in the USA, or maybe it’s cuz people want to fuck her, and I guess why wouldn’t they, she’s 21 and pussy is at its fucking prime at 21, since it knows how to fuck better than 18, because 18 is a little shy and conservative, but it is not as damaged as 25 where a few break-ups have thrown them into “slut” phases….but from an objective point of view, she’s got a pretty shitty fucking ass. I’m not sure if it is flat, or if it is fat, but I do know she should do some fucking squats, cuz some shape is lacking….but I’m not complaining cuz a bitch in a bikini is a bitch in a bikini….even if that bikini is jacked the fuck up like it’s designed for a post pregnant 40 year old who is trying to wear a bikini to be hip but wants to hide those unflattering stretch marks…but whatever….

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