Nina Dobrev is a 33 year old Bulgarian import, who came over when she was 2 years old, so that probably makes her less of an import that other immigrants since she basically grew up in Canada, before finding commercial success in the USA and never coming back to Canada, like every Canadian celebrity who pretends to love the socialist regime of Canada, but who never come back to it after they escape, we’re onto you liars.

I don’t know what movies she’s been in since Vampire Diaries and I am surprised I even know she was in Vampire Diaries since I’m not really into watching that kind of bullshit, but I guess my brain retains the occasional fact about celebrity tits I don’t care about.

I do know that she’s dating billionaire Snowboard hero Shaun White, so that these bikini clad titties get sucked on by some weirdo ginger like some kind of horror movie, you know real life Chuckie doll….which I guess is exciting for those of you who like to visualize her fucking her boyfriend….

I like that she doesn’t look like an overly face injected girl, you know she actually looks like she’s 33, but I prefer realizing she’s got fat tits….were they always this big, is this what the aging process looks like when you’re ethnically Bulgarian, are they implants or a push up bra, will we ever know, does it really matter….since we can’t show her her war torn home and threaten to send her back like you can with real mail order brides, since she’s Canadian, rich and unable to be deported for being a misbehaving hired wife…..but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have the sex worker instinct in her DNA, like some generational trauma that makes her behave when sucking dick, it just means you can’t threaten to send her back overseas when she doesn’t suck your dick and that takes away the fun in Eastern European romance you fantasize about having with famous chicks who wouldn’t give you the time of day because you’re weird. It is not your fault, the media made you this way!!

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