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2017

17

Mar

Paige Elkington Shoot in the Church of the Day

Paige Elkington is a girl I follow on social media – and I find her very hot ….

I didn’t really know who she was until stalking one of her friends….feeling compelled to google her and her Twin Peaks fetish and it turns out that she’s hot, possibly interesting, even if she seems like she’s trying hard….but in a terrible turn of events, that is probably great for her, but disappointing to anyone with tastes….shes’ dating one of the dudes from Maroon 5…the worst fucking band that rapes my brain of pretty much all time…

At least it’s not Adam Levine but rather some other dude making millions off that annoying music…and dude really deserves the money because having to listen to Adam Levine sing his girlie sounding songs – while sharing tour buses and backstage with him – must be so fucking awful dude deserves the millions upon millions…you couldn’t pay me enough to be in the room with the dude for more than 10 minutes…and this guy records albums and travels the world with him….the things people do for cash…cash that helps get girls like this….Paige…because lets face it…she doesn’t fuck poor dudes…

Here are her pics of her looking hot because she’s hot…

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2015

23

Dec

Paige Elkington for Purple of the Day

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Her name is Paige Elkington and she’s amazing, or maybe she’s just naked and I’m confusing that for amazing, as I often do, since naked is amazing and I’ve jerked off to some pretty fucking naked girls that I’ve thought were amazing, until I came and then I realized my boner over sold them…

But as far as I’m concerned, any model, or aspiring model who gets naked in a fashion magazine that features naked aspiring models all the fucking time, in what I guess they consider art…is that she’s still naked and that is amazing…

Christmas Miracles happen every time those panties drop or something…

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