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Archive for the Robot Category

2009

30

Jun

Rihanna is a Robot of the Day

If reading this site is as boring as writing it, I feel bad for you for constanly coming back, hoping that maybe things will change, that I’ll get inspired and that I won’t be repetitive, even though pictures of celebrities get fucking borin, you know same people, doing the same thing, wearing different clothes, on fuckin’ repeat, like groundhog day without the funny or “Instant Classic” appeal or the groundhog, making me sit down and reflect on the fact that I should be wherever Rihanna is sticking my fingers inside her, and not sitting here writing about her lookin’ like a robot I wanna fuck, because robots don’t get fat, talk back or ruin my fuckin’ life on all fuckin’ fronts, whether it’s lecturing me about drinking too much, or lecturing me about fuckin’ other chicks, or lecturing me to get a fuckin’ job, unless the robots go crazy on some world takeover, like we livin’ in a Will Smith movie, but that shit’s too Sci-Fi for me to think about, I’ll leave that to you, because Sci-Fi is all you know…

Posted in:Legs|Rihanna|Robot

2009

03

Apr

Paris Hilton Robot Bikini of the Day

Paris Hilton did a photoshoot where she’s wearing some stupid Lady Gaga glasses, which I guess is representative about how full of shit Paris is provided you didn’t realize that she was full of fucking shit. I am sure when they were in High School together, Paris didn’t even notice the weird, fat, mutant girl in the stupid clothes, I mean, unless it was to laugh at her, but the second she’s fucking popular, this cunt jumps on it and stains in with her dirty sticky fingers, where her gaping soul sucks anything she can monetize or get buzz from in and by gaping soul, I think you know what gaping body part I am actually talkin’ about.

Talking about her STDs or that she’s a slut is a waste of time, we already know that shit, we need to focus that she is single handedly responsible for the fall of a generation of girls, who could have amounted to be the next fucking President, but are instead fucking multiple men and their wallets, lying, doing coke, and pretty much wasting the fuck away and for that, this bitch needs to be shot.

Posted in:Bikini|Paris Hilton|Robot|Slut