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2020

09

Jun

Sarah Silverman Bikini of the Day

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I hate these pictures of Sarah Silverman because she cropped out her big nasty ass horse head that must be in its 40s by now, and showcased what looks like a toned stomach, like she’s been working out or starving herself out, distracting us from the fact that she was a sloppy pile of shit comedian who pulled off whatever scam she pulled off to become that trending comedian with her potty mouth, only to become some inconsistent activist trying to not get cancelled because being a comedian in this era of cancellation, especailly a potty mouth comedian, is likely a scary place for her.

You see, all these celebs try so fucking hard to make it, they move to LA do the comedy club thing, hang out with people they don’t like, sell their souls to get where they want to be, use their big tits as a bargaining chip…so the thought of losing that, despite the pile of money they’ve already scammed, scares them….

It just makes them all a bunch of pussies, who don’t stand their ground, don’t have souls, and are clearly just “shocking” with their potty mouths to get hits, not because they mean it.

So we deal with a lot of bullshit, but when the head is cut out, the face not there to distract, and the body looks hot…for once it its life…none of that bullshit matters, we can focus on the best Sarah Silverman has to offer, which I guess is this…

Slutty selfies instead of protests…sounds good to me….even though if you told me this was Sarah Silverman before I said “hot body” to myself…in too deep to take “hot body” out of the equation…even though I hate endorsing Sarah Silverman as hot anything because she’s not…

I like the cardboard box beach towel on the balcony vibes…nice an homeless and a reminder that despite the hot body, she likely smells like piss…she’s just that kind of girl…

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2019

01

Oct

Sarah Silverman Titty Art of the Day

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Sarah Silverman is the worst. Even when she was at the top of her career she was the worst.

I never understood when I saw people say shit like that she was hot. She has never been hot.

I have known people personally who have said she was hot…I had to write them off as queer, I’m talking to you KIMMEL….

I am thinking that maybe people find humor sexy, even when it is dumb fart joke humor, I mean she’s made a lot of money off her bullshit…but then she pulls her tits out, cuz she’s got tits, not necessarily good tits, but big tits, which has nothing to do with her humor…..

Her humor was the one thing some dudes with bad sense of humor though made her hot, and here she is taking it as if they literally found her hot…pulling out the tits cuz she’s got tits, not necessarily good tits, but big tits, and I guess in America Big tits are all you need….

Along with being annoying, abrasive, irritating sounding, dumpy and old…she is also a flip flopper who stands behind hr friend, until being criticized for it, only to see her fortunes dwindle, so bitch back pedals, cuz these are all spineless pieces of shit who pulled off a scam to be here, not ready to lose out by standing by what they actual feel in their core, instead pandering to the people….this time with tits, and in her defense, it’s really all she’s got going for her.

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2015

10

Nov

Sarah Silverman Topless off the Day

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Girls get mad when I tell them that they shouldn’t be making jokes, but they should instead be laughing at my jokes, because a woman’s job is to make me feel like a king, even if I know I am not, while looking cute, so that I have a pussy to target and fixate my performance on…I do it for you baby…

I’m traditional and think ever good man has a strong woman running the house, raising the kids, and allowing him to fuck other girls because he has needs…

While female comedians, are just depressing, masculine…and all their jokes are the fucking same…

That said, Sarah Silverman, is one of those female comedians, who dudes liked a lot, they even thought she was hot, even though she was sloppy and manly, but always busty…and I guess if you like your obvious, cheap, easy to digest, basic, fart jokes for the simple mind, you might as well have it with a set of tits, instead of on a fat chick named Amy…

All these bitches are pretty much the same fucking joke…over and over again…but I guess it works, because the market is women, and women love women, and dudes love women too…because of their tits..

I don’t really understand the appeal…I don’t understand female comedians…I don’t understand how Sarah Silverman got ahead or why she was so fucking hyped up….but I guess she made the right people laugh…and whether I think she is overrated or not…means nothing…so I just focus on the tits..

Tits…that she’s showing the world, now that she’s taking irritating comedy, I never understood, into a serious role, because comedy is low hanging fruit for insecure bitches who want to act and have all eyes on them…but don’t feel pretty enough, and I guess…she’s no longer too insecure anymore…because she’s putting it all out there…because her everything is her tits…

The joke in all this is that she’s less sloppy now than she was 10 years ago….so I guess we should stare.

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2015

22

Oct

Sarah Silverman’s Got Big Tits of the Day

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Sarah Silverman wore a slutty enough dress that showcased her big tits…because I guess in her older age she’s realized that showing off her tits, instead of wearing oversized sweaters, like the awkward, loud, poop and pee joking Jewish girl at the summer camp…isn’t very Hollywood..in both her comedy…and I guess her tits..

I’ve known Jewish girl, they’ve almost always had big tits, and the tits coupled with the blowjob skills have always been their savior, like they were Moses…because it off sets their troll-ish faces…was that anti-israeli? I mean I get it there are hot jewish girls…calm down…bitch who thinks she’s hot because she knows she’ll find a Jewish Husband since he has to marry a Jewish girl to keep family happy…

Tits in a dress on a monster don’t excite me…I’ve also never found Sarah Silverman funny. I generally don’t like girl comedians unless they are bikini models, and even then they annoy me…I am misogynistic and think they should stick to being in the writing room, not in front of the camera, unless naked…it’s like give the jokes you write to the babes and edit out the potty humor…it’s dumb…..

Even with these surprise Jimmy Kimmel eating tits…she’s still ugly…and in her ugly…is that on more than one occasion dudes have told me they find her hot…she’s even made Maxim top 100 list, because I guess there are only 99 babes in Hollywood and they had to throw a comedian in the mix…it’s just weird to me…but tits…right..tits…tits.

At least she’s trying, looks shower, has make-up on, and doesn’t have that monster who has given up, despite being rich and hugely successful, slob she normally looks like.

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2015

14

Aug

Sarah Silverman’s Terrifying Shit and Fart Joke Tits of the Day

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People call me a misogynist, I consider myself a feminist, I just like to notice the tits being shown to me, that I would assume are being shown to me by girls who consider themselves feminsts, so why is it woman hating to notice them, why isn’t it woman hating to show them…Logic..

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That said, the only thing I can think of that I am sexist in is Comedy. I don’t find girl comedians funny or talented, I find them failed actresses, too ugly to be actresses, so they do comedy…I also find their jokes to be a lot about dick sucking, farting during sex, and in Sarah Silverman’s case, anything that involves poo. It doens’t make me laugh..

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But what does make me laugh is when dudes tell me that they find her hot…I mean…tits, I get it, and she does too, I mean why else is she showing them off…they are key players in her stage show…but there is more to women than tits…any girl will tell you that…just in this case, everything other than the tits…are bad…so bad….

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