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2008

06

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So it finally happened. I was confronted by a black dude I know about being a racist. I asked him if he took the time to read my other posts and realize that I am an everything hater and I just run with stereotypes because America hates black people not me. I don’t actually hate everything but he didn’t believe me, so I took him out for some chicken and watermelon and to knock up fat blond white sluts with some illegitimate children and to record a hip hop video followed up with a swim but he wasn’t having it so we drank a 40, smoked some weed, played some basketball and we’re good now.

Here are my links for the day….check them out they are legendary….

Babette’s Feet – A Short Movie About a Foot Fetishist Lookin’ For the Perfect Foot….
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Lohan Trying to Get Lesbian Sex
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Girl in Short Short Tries to Skateboard
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Cheryl Tweedy is a Hot Performer
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Guess Those Celebrity Titties
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Sarah Jessica Parker Loves Her Gay Husband
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A Whole Lot of the Lovely Tasha
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Vilayna Lasalle Has a Weird Name But She’s Half Naked, So Whatever
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Some Porn Star Shows You Some Toilet Splash Prank
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Bai Ling’s Giant Nipples
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Find a Girl to Fuck Today
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Some New York Club Sluts in Action
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Web Cam Sluts Do Anything You Want Them To….
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I Suddenly REALLY Need a Pepsi
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Celeb Wedgies!!
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Keeley Hazell Continues Her Reign of Sluthood
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Best Porn on the Internet, So Good I would Get a Hard On if a Could
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Lindsay Lohan is a Thief
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Mischa Barton is a Cry Baby
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If the Shirt Fits…
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Rhianna’s Legs Looking Good on the Cover of Elle This Month
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John Mayer is Alredy Cheating on Jennifer Aniston Because She is Boring
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Top 10 Lamest Superheroes of All Time
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Some Out of Control British Students at Some Event in Spain Being Sluts
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Tom Cruise Find a Position with His Wife That Finally Satisfies Him
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Take it All Off Baby!
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Is Victoria Beckham Pregnant Again
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Tricia Helfer Hot for FHM
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Some Ghetto Casting Call for a Porn Poster in NYC
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WWE Diva is a Highclass Escort
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Bai Ling Almost Died. Too Bad She Didn’t
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Caroline Quick Has Giant Tits
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Amazing Football Babes
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Beer Pussy!
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Use This to Get Sex, Because YOu Need All The Help You Can Get
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True Deep Throat
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Tara Reid Has a Boyfriend
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JLo Looks Like She is Ready to Eat Marc Anthony
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Smelly Teacher
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Mindy Vega in Very Little Blue
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Lady Takes Her 17 Inch for a Walk
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Pantz of Antz!
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Buy a House From Petra Nemcova and Try to Get in Her Pants
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Gemma Merna in Nuts
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Sammie Pennington is Topless
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Danni Wells is Topless is Zoo
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Hot, Blonde and Shaved
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Some Skater Girl Shows OFf Her Ass and Pussy
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A Couple Girls Show Their Tits Off Together
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Some Baby Momma and The Pictures That Got Her Pregnant
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A Collection of Amateur Sluts
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Some Serious Lesbian Erotica
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Some Dude’s Pantyhose Fetish Collection
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Some Dude’s Rubber Fetish Collection
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Some Girl By the Pool
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Fat Ass Pics
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Some Dude’s Porn Collection
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Post Breast Reduction Pics
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Pre Tummy Tuck Pics
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So some Puerto Rican chick added me to facebook and starts chatting me up on the new Facebook chat shit. I decided that since I had nothing to say and since I normally ask for nudes when I have nothing to say and girls get turned off, that I’d try something new. So I tell her that the big secret behind my site is that I am actually a lesbian and that I think she’s worth hooking up with. She believed me because I guess she doesn’t read my site and then I got her to open up to me about hooking up with girls, about masturbating about what turns her on and then I try convincing her to send me some nudes so we can compare bodies. She doesn’t fall for it. It’s things like this that may not seem like a big deal…but entertain me.

Here are some more things that entertain me and they are in the form of links….many fucking links…..


Winehouse Doens’t Look That Bad When She Showers, And By Not Look That Bad, I Mean She Doesn’t Look Like My Dirty Underwear
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Meet the Girls of Howard Sterns Bowling Beautys
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Kelly Brook is Single and On the Prowl
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Katie Holmes is Being Held Prisoner
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A.J alexander Gallery
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O-Face or The Hills Face?
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Make Your Own Ghost Video
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Leighton Meester Slut Photoshoot
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Pam Anderson Shitty Upskirt
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Girls of Club Planet – Carmen Zavala
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Find Girls to Fuck
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Web Came Sex is Better Than No Sex
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Babies Love Boobs and So Do I
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Krystal is a Sexy Nerd, Which is an Oxymoron, I Know
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Video of Megan Fox’s FHM Shoot
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The Lovely Jennifer Hawkins in Her Lingerie
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Joe Simpson to Pimp His Daughter Once Again
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David Blaine Can Hold His Breath For a Long Time
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Nicole Richie Lost Her Pregnant Tits
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Pam Anderson is a Big Ball of Class at the White House
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Big Boned Amature
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Some Raven Riley Action
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Some WWE Slut is Some Girl on Girl Porn
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Tight, Tight, Ass
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Jiggle It….Slut…..
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Use This to Find Sex
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Rumer Willis Loves Photoshop and is One of People’s Sexiest…Why?
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If Drugs Were Legal…
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The Lovely Lena Slut…
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The Best Porn on the Net
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Coleen Mcloughlin Bikini Pictures
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Hilary Duff on All Fours
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Billy Bob Thorton’s 14 Year Old Son is Dating a 22 Year Old. Way to Go, Peter Pan!!
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Kitties Love the Titties
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Veronika Zemanova’s Still Hot
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Joe Francis is a Business Man Who Create Whores….
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Some Reality TV Star’s Porno Past
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Outtakes From the Hottest Chicks in Metal Photoshoot
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Some Hot Beach Volleyball Bikini Moments
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The Girls in the Argentina Version Dancing WIth the Stars are Hot Sluts in Thongs
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Some Bollywood Chick Named Anu Aggarwal Naked in Some Movie
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The Hottest Flavored Lollipop My Wife’s Been Begging for
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Emo Chick With Her Shirt Off
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Some Chick in Underwear
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Big Breasted Asian With Her Shirt Off
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MY HOME CLIP AMATEUR TEEN DRUNK ACTION:

Some Drunk Girls Acting Like Sluts Gallery
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More Drunk Girls Slutting Out Gallery
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Some Girls Acting Crazy In Their Underwear and Topless
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I could tell you a long drawn out story about how I went to a BMW dealership to fuck with the car salesman by telling him I was an internet millionaire and showed up wearing a pair of stained, ripped jeans in two mismatched shoes and a shirt covered in brown stains that I am convinced are from my wife wiping her ass with it because she’s lazy and in all fairness it was white before she got her hands on it so it’s an honest mistake….but I’d be lying…about the BMW part…

Here are my links and if you’re wondering the above pic is of a reader’s wife in the kitchen with her pants off….everyone thank him for sharing.


Haylie Duff Should Put a Paper Bag Over Her Freaky Horse Head and Let me Bang Her Cuz I am Lonely…Hold Me….
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Her Name is Chilina and Here is Her Gallery and Video
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The New Batman Trailer…Where Heath Ledger Has a Drug Overdose…
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Keeley Hazell is the Queen of Boobs…At Least That’s This Link is Called
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Kim Walsh Side Boob Action
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THE HOTTEST WOMEN OF MEXICO
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Some Montreal Party Sluts in Action…See If You Can Spot Me in These Pics…DrunkenStepfather Version of Where’s Waldo….
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Car Shows Are Stupid, But At Least There’s Sluts to Make It Interesting
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Make a Finger Print and Fool a Security System
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Watch Web Cam Whores
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Cheerleader Daydream
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Use This To Find Sex, Because Sex is Fun
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Ready For Bed
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Mila Kunis Cover Shoot Video Because She’s One of My Favorites Right Now…
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Kristen Cavallari is Looking Good Enough to Fuck
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Pam Anderson Is Offically Now Allowed to Spread Her Hep C Across the Nation
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Gary Dourdan Knows How to Party!!
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Emily Rossum Looks Inoocent and Bangable
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Some Hot Britney Spears Action
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Amateur Shots of the Day
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The Greatest Kid Ever
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I’m Not Sure Where Hungry Is, But This Chick Is From There and She is Naked
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Some Old Hilary Duff Upskirt
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Some Bikini Wrestling
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Use this to Find Girls to Fuck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Crack Whore Clit Pierce
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The Hills Sluts Are in Rolling Stone
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Pure Class
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Rinaldo in a Tranny Hooker Scandal
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A Gallery of Hot Asses
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me….Which Isn’t Saying Much….
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Topless Talk Show Video
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Cat Deeley is a Slut
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Aria Giovanni Polka Dots
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Tom Cruise Banged Cher, Which Isn’t Surprising Since She is a Man and the Gay Icon…Kinda Like a Christina Getting the Chance to Fuck Jesus
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And Now, Some More Keeley Hazel
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Megan Fox Underpants
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Mischa Barton Looks Good for Once
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Some Celeb Sluts do Some Bikini Photoshoot
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Some Hot Chick Flashing in Some Staged But Hot Pics
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Some People Call Me Creepy, But I’ve Never Made My Own Dildo Cam..But You Can…With This Guide….Weirdo
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Top 10 Celebrity Drug Moments….
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Some Not Safe For Work Brazilian Travel CompanyAd Offers Good Times….
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SOME MORE SLUTS……..

Some Naked 18 Year Old Chick Named Valery in the Bathroom
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Some Hot Drunk Sluts Naked and Crazy Gallery
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

29

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So some girl asked to be my intern today and I don’t really know what I do let alone coming up for things for her to do. My first thought was to have her write the site for me – while I drank cocktails and got lap dances all day, but realized I can’t afford that, so instead I asked her for nude pics. She no longer wants to be my intern and I guess I don’t really want a boring girl who doesn’t get naked to be my intern, so it all worked out in the end.

Here are my links:

Some Quake Projectile Dysfunction Joke for the Video Game Geeks
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Mike Rowe Gets Caught Being Dirty in a Motel
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These Pics of Miley Cyrus and Her Dad Are Really Fucking Creepy
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Liz Hurley Excellent Cleavage
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Pam Anderson Looks Pregnant Even Though Her Ute is Dried Up
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Lacy Turner Panty Hose Upskirt
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Foreign Hot Tub Wrestling
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These New York Club Sluts Won’t Talk to You Either
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Build a 10$ Wifi Antenna and Mooch of Your Neighbors
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Keeley Hazell’s New Slutty Music Video
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The Future of Miley Cyrus
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Some Fake Miley Cyrus Tit Pic
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The Guys From Zoo York Did Some Funny Shit with Roaches, So Here It Is
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Fantasy Outfits, Because Make Believe is Better Than Your Life
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Use This to Get Sex, Because I Know You Are Too Much of a Pussy to Ask For Help
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Web Cam Excitement, Because Virtual Pussy is Better Than None At All
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Some Pics of Denise Richarsds Whoring It Up
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Halle Berry is Lookin Busty After Ruining Her Vagina with That Baby
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Some Slut Promotes Environmentalism With Her Tits
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Who Would Win in a Fight Between Heidi Klum and Iman
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Class. Elegance. Sophistication
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Find Girls to Fuck NOW!
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I Want to Bang Minka Kelly and You Should To
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Anna Faris Lookin Good At Some Event They Don’t Let People Like Me Into
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Amateur Shots of the Day
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A Bunch of Celebrity Sluts at Coachella
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Robyn Hangs Out in Some Black Latex
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Some Golden State Warrior Girl’s Slutty Video and Ass
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Some Tila Tequila Look-a-like Gets Fucked by a Strap On
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Some Hot Chick Freaking the Fuck Out Cause She Hates Reptiles
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When All Else Fails…There’s Always Porn Sluts…
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Asian Hobo Sex
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People Never Learn, I Swear to God
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Kimbo Stewart Short Dress at Coachella This Weekend
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Jordan is Ugly and So is Her STD
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A Good Mac/PC Spoof That Has a Hot Slut Instead of Boring Dudes
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Mindy Vega Pretends to Be a Lifeguard
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The Bimbo Bride
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Check The Rest of the Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair Shoot. I Think The One With Her Dad is the Craziest
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Carmen Electra is Engaged
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Some Christian Rock Concert Chaos Because Even God Hates Shitty Music
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5 Questions With Some University Hottie
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Top 10 Boob Massage Videos
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Some Ridiculous Booty Shake VIdeo
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This Girl Will Fuck You For Net Neutrality
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The Girlicious Music Video Is As Shitty As Their Band
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Some Crazy Booty Shake Video
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Some Girls Showing Off Their Asses
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Her Name is Carina and She’s Naked on a Boat
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A Young Blond Girl Named Kimberly in Some Photoshoot
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Rhianna Rocks a Bikini
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Angie Everhart is a Drunk Driving Cougar
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You Know All Those People Who Think Religious People Are Freaks?
Well They are all 100% Fucking Right.
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Now THAT’s a Drive By
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Paris Hilton Talks About Herself
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Singapore Airlines Cabins Are Nicer Than My Apartment
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl in a Sheer Top
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Some Big Breasted Blond Chick
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Some Chick in Stripper Gear
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Wheel Chair Fetish
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

26

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I have this habit of not posting the stepLINKS on Friday afternoons because I am out getting myself in trouble instead. Last night I only told one dude I was going to rip his fucking throat out for calling me fat because despite being fat and knowing I am fat, I don’t need some cocksucker in an Ed Hardy shirt telling me that I am fat. I also lied to a girl about how I was a lawyer, in attempts to get her to give my virgin friend a handjob in the alley, it worked until I brought up the whole handjob in an alley thing and that drove her to hate me, but for the first 5 minutes, when we were talking about Law, she was hooked. I don’t remember much from the night, but I’ve proven yet again that Tequila makes me a pirate. I like to consider that my life work.

Here are my links…


Julianne Moore Dressed Like a Mermaid You’d Fuck Because You’d Fuck Anything With Tits.
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Keeley Hazel is Topless
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Jennifer Tilly is Hot, and By Hot, I Mean She’s Got Tits
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Some Shitty Trailer For Some Shitty Movie About Playboy Bunnies
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These Sluts Have Abs
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Hot Chocolate Wrestling, Looks Like Shit Wrestling but Smells Like Cold Winter Childhood Nights….
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Cosmo Wins the World Record For Largest Bikini Photoshoot
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Web Cam Whores Can Be Your Date For The Weekend Because You Don’t Need the Headache of Real Chicks.
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Some Asian Nipple Slip at the Club
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Some High Jumper Camel Toe
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Sam Keller’s GIrlfriend – Round 2
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Some Naked Slut in Glitter
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Here’s a Wet T-Shirt Special
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Some Guys Catch His Friend Fuckin’ Some Chick in His Car Video
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Some Slut Named Danni Wells in a Whole Lot of Pictures and Videos
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Nothing Like a Naked Chick With a Cold Sore
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Some Crazy Chick Fight Video
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Candice Michelle is Naked
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Some Hot Golfing Slut Video
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Some Whore Getting Stuffed With Candles Cuz She’s The Romantic Kind
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Brooke Hogan Eating a Puppy
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Group Sex Blooper of the Day
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Penis Boxing is a New Lesbian Favorite
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A Really Well Organized Asian Orgy
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Some Drunk Chick Lickin’ the Floor
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Some Lesbian Foot Fuckin’
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Some Japanese Robber Makes A Daughter Bang Her Father Video
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Maybe He Can Share a Cell With Amy Winehouse
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Mariah Carey Botches Her Performance on Good Morning America
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I Still Wanna Bang Vanessa Hudgens
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Katie Price Looks Like a Carebear Hooker
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This Rock the Cradle Thing Is Fucking Retarded
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Kathy Lee is Armed and Dangerous, and By Armed, I Mean Her Tits Are Huge
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This Ass Bouncing Video Hypnotized Me
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This Is Your Pussy Map Right Here
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Mega Tetris!
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I Had Almost Forgotten About Daisy Fuentes Here She Is Being a Slut
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Spear My Fuckin’ Pussy (NSFW)
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Losers With Video Game Tattoos.
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Erica Campbell Wants to Show You Her Rack
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Tricia Helfer is a Slut
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Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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Alessandra Ambrosio is a Kinda Hot Pregnant Chick, But Still Pregnant, and That Means Someone Beat You to the Ute(rus).
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Since the NFL Draft is Tomorrow
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Some Slutty Ad For College
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Turkish Karate…or Something
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The Hot Chick from the New Jackie Chan/Jet Li Movie in Some Asian Mag or Some Shit
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Young and Busty Pictures of a Whole Lot of Sluts…
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A Whole Lot of Amateurs in Various Stages of Undress
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Some Big Breasted Chick…Topless, In a Sheer Top and Showing Off her Ass
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Thai and Topless
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This Will Get You Laid…IT’s a Proven Scientific Fact….
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Amateur Pics of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

24

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I just spent the last hour prank calling a guy with my stepdaughter. I pretended to be a girl and put on the Mexican accent and dude called me gay. I am offended so to make up for it, I made her show me her tits. I also tried to get her to invite her friends over for a sleepover. They are 18 so I’m safe.

Here are my links:

Porn for the Blind is a Smarter Site Than This One…
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Katie Price is Feeding Her Fake Tits
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Hilary Duff, Her Horseface and Her Tits in a Purple Shirt
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Some Half Famous Asian Chick in the Shower
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These Pic sof Kelly Clarkson in a Bikini Scare the Shit Out of Me But Then Again…All Pics of Kelly Clarkson Scare the Shit Out of Me…
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Here Are Some Montreal Party Sluts
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Some Funny 911 Calls
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The Lovely Jesse Slut…
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Learn to Fart in Perfect Pitch, Because It Impresses Chicks…
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Some Webcam Sluts Willing to Fuck and Do Shit On Camera All You Gotta Do Is Ask….
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Hooters is the Shittiest Restaurant Ever, But Here’s Some ofTheir Hot Waitresses Dancing Anyways
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Kate Beckinsale is a Slut….
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Kim Kardashian Was in a Bikini Because Her Life is a Vacation
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Find Girls to Fuck Here, Because It’s Easy…..
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Some Pretty Hot Chick With Treehugger Hair’s Pornographic Tree Huggin’ Vacation Pictures With Sex….
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Pink and Her Schlong Buy Some Cookies Outside a Grocery Store
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Jimmy Fallon is Going to Replace Conan O’Brian. Jesus Christ Kill Me….
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Gwenyth Paltrow’s Got Some Nice Legs for a Dog….
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Some Lauren Conrad Cleavage
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Ugly Cheerleaders Acting Up and Showing Off Their Blowjob Skills
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Watch This Chick Victoria Get a Facial
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Naked Amateur of the Day
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Tom Cruise to Re-Create Crazy on Oprah
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Wesley Snipes Fucked With Me 4 Years Ago But Now The Law’s Got Him So That Serves The Fucker Right
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Here is Some Asian in Lingerie’s Beauty Dance Show
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Here’s Another One…
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Reader Ricky Awesome’s Friend Naked
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Takes Her Kids To Meet The Scariest Fuckin’ Thing I’ve Ever Seen
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Some Girl Doing Weird Shit With her Face
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Jamie Lynne Spears Should Definitly Get a C-Section to Save Her Teenaged Vagina
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Young Girls Fight Over Who Has a Better Ass in this Booty Shake Ass-Off
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Some Dude Fucking the Fattest Bitch I’ve Ever Seen
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A Beach Nipple Slip…
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Some Funny Parasailing Accident Video
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Some Alicia Keys Gallery Cuz She’s a Slut
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Some Chick Showing Off Her Big Old Tits
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Rumer Willis in a Bikini Because She’s Got a Busted Face
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Funny King Sized Condom Ad
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Some Weird Fuckin’ Photoshoot of Some Dirty Fuckin’ Girl Named Sasha Grey
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Here is the Sasha Grey Photoshoot Video
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Here She is in the Roots Video
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Sasha Lets It Hang Out
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Some Couple Caught Banging in the High School Bathroom
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Beach Fight Cuz Spring Break Isn’t Just Sluts and Tits….
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Some Web Cam Whore Video…
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Bai Long Looks Like a Dirty Asian Buffet of a Mess
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Some Wet T-Shirt Gallery For You Pervs….
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Some Slutty Russian Vodka Commercial…Cuz Communist Girls Don’t Have High Expectations….
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Bianca Beauchamp Is a Slutty Fetish Model You Want to Fuck and I Want to Shit On…
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Lauren Eagle Almost Makes My Dick Hard. Almost
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Some Amateur Whoredom
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Monica Bellucci Nudes
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Use This to Lure Pussy
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Action
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Some Young Chick With Her G-String and Underwear and Naked and Shit….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

23

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Jade from yesterday’s stepLINKS wrote me back:

This is what pisses me off. I admit that I like sex. Why do I have to be looked down upon in society because I believed it when guys told me they loved me and were instead showing their friends the pictures and videos of us? My senior year of high school I slept with about 60 guys, including our school’s PE teacher. Does that make me a slut?
I really don’t think guys would have done this if they weren’t so influenced by pop culture and other stereotypes. These guys love to “hit it and quit it” because they think it makes them cool.
I’m disappointed that you have this website because I can tell by your writing that you are a very intelligent person.

This was my response:

Jade,

Are you going to send me those pics and videos or not. I am kinda losing my patience/interest and the truth is I love sluts….even if they’ve banged 60 guys in one year during highschool. I don’t even know 60 people. You should really get paid for your hard work.

With Love,
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

Here are my links:


Some Hometown Hottie Chick Named Christina Dancing With Her Massive Tits
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Kim Kardashian’s Huge Tits and No Make Up Still Make her a Slut
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The Best 30 Seconds of Your Day
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These Party Sluts Won’t Look At You in Real Life, But At Least This Way You Can Look At Them
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Some Penny Cruz Nude Scenes From Her Upcoming Flick
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Lindsay Lohan is a Jealous Lesbian
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Carmen Electra Gets Chicks to Do Upskirts For Her
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Long Hair to Pull
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Your Girlfriend Always Fakes It, But Here’s How to Find Out For Sure
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The Girls of Deal or No Deal Shake Their Asses
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And While You Look At Them, WHy Not Jerk Off in the Process?
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I Guess I Have More in Common With Monkeys Than I Thought
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The World’s Largest Breasts
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A Lorna Van Herde Photoshoot
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Julie Orden is a Natural Beauty
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Some Hot Celeb Chicks Hang Out at a Boring Party
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Find Girls Who May Fuck You
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Heather Mills Used to High Class Escort
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Kim Kardashian Wipes the Skank Off
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Emily Rossum Lookin’ Good at Some Bullshit Fashion Party
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Liz Hurley is Lookin’ a Bit Over the Hill, But Still Bangable
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Speaking of Bangable, Here’s Christie Brinkley and Her Daughter
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Naked Unknown of the Day
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Madonna’s Jail Bait Daughter is Going to Be Hot in a Year or Two
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I Swear I Get Hynotized By Ass Shakers
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Tampon Tea is the Next Japanese Delicacy
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Some Porn, Because I Love You
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Your Mom Sent Me This From Your Last Sleepover. Homo
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Today’s Lesbian Fantasy
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Ali Lohan to Follow In Her Very Talented Sister’s Footsteps and By Talented, I Mean Slutty, Drug Addicted, Mess
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That’s Right Baby, Bend Over
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Iveta Stares Out the Window, While You Stare at Her
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I Want to Punch Tila Tequila in the Face, But Here’s Some Pics of Her Anyways
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The Lovely, Lovely Lucy
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The Olive Garden Chicks Are Actually Going to Pose in Playboy
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The Tyoe of Secretary I Dream of Making Love To. Until Then, I Am My Own Secretary and Make Love to Myself
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Some Russian Politician is Marrying This Hot Bitch
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Stacy Dash in Playboy
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Some Cougar’s Flickr Pics (must sign in to see)
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Designer Gas Masks By Paris Hilton
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Sandee Westgate’s Juno Review Cuz Sluts Know What Teenage Pregnancy is All About
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Miranda Kerr Does Catalog Pics
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I ruin Hipster Social Climbing Slut’s Lives and Their Sexual Relationships with DJs
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Top 12 Sandra Bullock Movie Titles That Describe Her Recent Car Accident
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Redskins Cheerleaders Do Cricket
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Some Soon to Be Drafted Sports Dude Named Sam Kellar and His Hot Girlfriend’s Personal Pics
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Some Girl Posted a Bullshit Breast Implant Story on Youtube
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My Plastic Surgeon Homeboy Posted His Response to Her Lies Because He Can’t Let Her Ruin the Breast Implant Industry
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Nasty Tits and a Pussy
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Some Slut Being a Slut in Her Slutty Clothes
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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BONUS – Some Daily Show Obama Action for Primary Day….

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Part 2 –

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

21

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I got fan mail:

I just ran across your filthy website! You are a total pig. Not all women are “sluts” and “bitches.” This is so offensive. I read that you have a wife? I weep for the poor woman.

You know, I was used by a lot of guys like you when I was in high school and college. It’s because of these attitudes that guys are dicks to women. You are helping to ruin a lot of lives out there by perpetuating stereotypes.

Please take down your website.

Jade

I responded:

Jade,

I do not think all women are sluts and bitches.

I am sorry to hear that you were used by guys in high school and college, but the truth is that you own your vagina and unless they were raping you, you allowed yourself to get used. If you weren’t a slut and kept your vagina in your pants, you’d have no issues and you can really only blame yourself.

I’ll make a deal with you…I’ll take down my website when you send me pics of you masturbating. Just think of it as a small sacrifice to save all the lives I am ruining by perpetuating stereotypes that I didn’t create, but just comment on.

With Love,
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

That said, it may be the end of the site, because Jade asked so politely, but before I go, here’s a special offer:

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And Here are my links:

Somebody Still Wants Jenna’s Vagina
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Something Completely Unattainable to Start Your Week Off Right
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Heidi Montag Showing the World Her Greatest Talent
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Danica Patrick is Number One Slut…in this Slutty Photoshoot
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Boxing Ain’t So Gay Anymore
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The Hottest Girls a Virgin Like You Will Ever Have a Chance With
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Speaking of Virgin’s Here’s a Special Video Dedicated to YOu
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Pam Anderson Bleeds Class
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Web Cam Sluts That May Just Give You a Shot
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Hot Porn Star Who I Have a Crush On Named Kayden Kross Masturbating Video
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Japan Confuses ME Sometimes
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Speaking of Japan, This Hot Japanese Chick is Pranking Dudes
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I Don’t Know What Vanessa Marcil is Doing Lately, But Here’s a Photoshoot of Hers Nonetheless
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Miley Cyrus is Slowly Inching Down Her Chosen Path
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It’s Like a Map to Star’s Homes, But With Hot Chicks Instead
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Kate Beckinsale Keeps on Looking Better….
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Pete Doherty Doesn’t Surprise Me Anymore…He’s Awesome
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I Want to Give it To Zhang Ziyi’s Eggroll and by Eggroll I mean Vagina
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Carmen Electra Looking Sexy at her 56th Birthday
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Naked Girls + Ocean = Boners. That’s a Mathematical Fact
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Lohan Continues Her Decent Into Old Age
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Beach Babes to Get Off To
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Best Porn in the Net Right Here
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Hysterical Glory Hole Outtake Video of a Nasty Girl Who is Repulsed By The Dude and Pukes (NSFW)
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Meet Crideon….She’s a Slut
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Natasha Mealey Topless
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A Situation I’m Sure You Can Relate To
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Some Annoying Girl Gets Knocked the Fuck Out By Some Dude
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Eva Mendes is in Some New Movie Poster, Lookin’ Hot
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And Here’s the Trailer for Said Movie
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I Wouldn’t Put My Dick in Anything Ray J’s Has Been In, But Whitney Houston is Still Lookin’ Bangable
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Some Girl Playing With Retarded Big Tits Video
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Some Chicks Pole Dancing End Up in a Brawl…Funny
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Like Peas and Carrots
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A Double Nipple Slip Picture
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10 Hottest Videos of Girls Taking Off Their Bras
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20 Sexy Environmentalists
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Hayden Panettiere Defends Paris Hilton
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The Texas Polygamist Wife Calendar
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Adri Gets Drunk and Takes Off Her Clothes
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I Hate Shia Lebeouf, and So Does Everyone Else
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Amy Winehouse’s Blake Incarcerated is a Real Class Act
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Drunk Slut Dances On Hood of Vehicle
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Liz Hurley Can Still Rock a Bikini
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Taking It Off!!
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Creepy Funeral Pics I Don’t Understand
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Asian Nipple
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Use This To Get Sex, Because Sex is Fun!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I keep getting emails about where I from and what I do. So I thought I’d start my memoirs here. My name is Jesus Martinez. I am from a border town in Mexico and my mom was a whore, but the good type who would fuck you bareback if you paid her a couple extra dollars and we never knew who my dad was because people liked paying the extra couple of dollars. I was fortunate enough to experience her work first hand before she died and I am drunk so here are my links. Goodnight.


Because I Want You to Form a Wet Spot on Your Crotch
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It’s Friday, Which Means You’re Spending the Weekend Alone, So I Thought I Would Give You These
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Rachel Nichols is Scarlett O’Hara from The New G.I.Joe Movie
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He Wants to Bang Abigail Clancy, and So Should You
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Hot Chicks, Rock and Booze
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Some Hot Chicks You Know on the Beach Being Hot
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Tie Bondage Knots, So If You Ever Bring a Girl Home, You Can Force Her Stay Forever
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Aubrey O’Day See Through Dress
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A Helping Hand, That Ins’t Your Own on Your Own Penis
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Hot Meat
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A Sexy Gallery to End The Week Off Right
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Miranda Kerr is All Over the Place These Fucking Days
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You Can’t Get a Real Girlfriend, But You Can Have One on the Internet!!
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Jessica Simpson Can’t Handle Her Booze, Why Am I Not Surprised
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A Bunch of Slut’s and US Magazine’s Hot Hollywood Party
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More Slut’s at the Hot Hollywood Party
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Find Girls To Fuck, Because You’re Real Doll Won’t Last Forever
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Rachel Bilson Lookin’ Good
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Trouble in Paradise So Soon?
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I can’t Decide If These Chicks Are Twins or Not, But Either Way They Are In a Bathtub Together Naked
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Cruz Beckham Flips the Paps The Bird. Way to Go Half Pint
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Bikini Contest
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Caught in the Act!
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Maria Gets Spunky
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Some Porn For The Weekend
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Hayden Panty-Airs in Her Bikini
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Gary Busey is Homeless and So Am I
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Tempting Fate
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Eve is Lookin’ Fine
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If This Happens, I Am Going to Blow My Brains Out
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Sex Sells, And Here’s Some Proof
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Kate’s Playground Painting
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Teri Marie Harrison
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Top 10 Topless Baywatch Slut Scenes…
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Dexter Gordon
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Some Toy Car Driving Into Pussy
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The Russian President is Splitting with His Wife for this Slut
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In an Absolut World All Penises Would be 8 Inches
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Some Webcam Girl Named Asian Bubble Doing Her Webcam Thing
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Carl Jr’s Promotes Burgers the Right Way
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Polygamist’s Have 1 Eyebrow
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And MORE Miranda Kerr, But This Time She is Naked
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Michelle Rodriguez is a Delicate Flower of a Man
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McDonald’s Newest Mascot?
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Sexy Kittens
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Girl in her Lingerie
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Some Tit
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Some Slut Showing Her Pussy on Cam
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

17

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So my rich friend let me ride in a taxi with him tonight because we were drunk and he didn’t feel like losing his license. He’s a pussy like that. I was trying to convince him to go for it because the worst that could happen is that we both die or someone we run over dies and the world’s overpopulated as is. Make some room for the new babies motherfucker, but he refused because he didn’t want his wife to get mad at him. Anyway, we got in the cab and I felt like a poor kid who just won the make a wish foundation and I’m flying to fuckin’ Disney World for the first and last time because I am terminally ill and going to die in 6 months and that’s why I won the make a wish foundation.

So, I didn’t have to take public transportation and deal with the smells of poverty and immigration and it was pretty fuckin’ luxurious. The only problem is My cab driver didn’t match the license he had on display, he was drunker than we were and dude ended up driving down some alley slamming into a garbage container and running the fuck out on us with the keys, so I had to walk home, because my friend didn’t want to take another cab and that’s why I am late on my links – but here they are.


Sexiest Calendar of All Time
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Some Pornstars Bowling in Bikinis, Because Bowling Wasn’t Trashy Enough…..
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Jessica Biel’s Ass Crack
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Some ATV Towing Video
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Boob Size Survey!!
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So Anderson Cooper is a Confirmed Poofter Exclusive
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Seems Elvis and I Have More in Common than Just Being Drunk and Over Weight
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The Lovely Anna
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Ellen Pompeo with No Bra and Hard Nipples
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Get Your Girlfriend to Give You an Ice Cube Blowjob and Here’s the Instructional Video How….
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I Supposed Dreaming of Hanging Out with Them Doesn’t Hurt Anyone or Anything, Except Your Already Shitty Self-Esteem
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Live Sex is the Only Way To Go
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This Bitch is Hot and in Her Bikini. That’s All I Have to Say About That
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I Guess the Dog Was Hungry…
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Vanessa Marcil Photoshoot
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Papa Joe Pimps His Daughters in Ways That Inspire Me
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Find Girls to Fuck Before You Get Carple Tunnel
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Christina Ricci is Hot and Also Kind of Smart
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Courtney Love Gives Herpes to Newest Victim
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LADIES: Learn to Tea Bag Properly
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Katie Holmes is a Sailor Slut
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Some Hot Girl on Spring Break
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Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape Was Just a Publicity Stunt….
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Hottest Chick Ever
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Bitch Slappin!
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Your Daily Porn Fix
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Some Ethnic Bitches, Cause That’s My New Thing
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Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pics
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Treadmill Accident
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Kristen Bell Looked Hot of Letterman
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David Cross Likes Em Young
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Sexy Broads in a Naked Swimming Challange
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Enjoy Some Time in the Dressing Room With Jenny
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Say Hello to Holly Weber
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Real Life Arkanoid
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Kim Kardashian Whores It Up in Lingerie
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Some Naked Amateur
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Office Sex is Back Thanks to the Internet…
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Playboy is Lookin’ For Girls From The Olive Garden…That’ll be Fat….All You Can Eat Bread Sticks…
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Alexandra Dupre’s Lesbian Girls Gone Wild Scene
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April Scott Wearing Some Lingerie For You To Masturbate To
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Some Girls Gone Wild Coed Tryout Video Weirdness
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Some Wet T-Shirt Video
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Spring Break – Playboy Style
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Learn How to Fuck Proper
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Top Gear is a Good Car Show I’ve Seen
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Some Top 10 Celebrity Ass Shots According to This GUy
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2 Chicks Play Lesbian By Taking a Bath Together
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Hot Beach Girls
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Erotic Photographer Kern’s Behind the Scenes at a Photoshoot With Some Chick Named Sinead
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Drug Addicts are Given Soccer Tickets As Incentive to Quit the Drugs
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Jennifer Aniston Wearing Some Jean Shorts…
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

She Cuts Herself, Eats Chips, Bandages Herself Up, Gets Naked for the Internet, Forgets to Shave Her Bush
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Some Girl Show Her Tits and Her Panty Ass
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Lookin’ Fuckin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Girl Shows Off her Totally Naked Body
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A Girl and Her Tits
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A Slut Posing in Her Hooters Outfit, Underwear and Other Slutty Things
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Some Naked Chick and Her Pregnancy Test
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Some Chick Bent the Fuck Over
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

16

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I was asked to do an interview with a website called ShrinkTalk.net and I take all opportunities to talk to anyone willing to listen, especially when those people are psychologists who normally get paid to talk to people like me, usually by the government or penal system and not by the ad sales on their website, so I agreed.

I was drunk when I answered his questions and not sure how it came out because I don’t feel like revisiting that night but you can since it’s online.

Truth is I don’t need a shrink to tell me I’m crazy, everyone’s been telling me that all my life, but it was still a good time.

To Read My Interview With a Psychologist a ShrinkTalk.net
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Here are my links:


Dr. Frankenstein’s Monster is Almost Ready…Cuz Evan Rachel Woods Looks At Lot Like her Predecessor
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Heidi Montag’s Fake Tites Are Pretty Much All She’s Good For
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Here’s a Video Tribute to a Bitch Named Gloria Velez
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Old Miranda Kerr Nude and Topless Pics
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Katie Holmes Tries to Escape the Clutches of Xenu and His Earth Dwelling Evil Doer
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Send This Video To Your Girlfriend…If You Have One and Teach Her How To Suck Dick Better
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Today’s Fix of Hot Chick’s Who Would Never Give You the Time of Day
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The Shittiest Smelling Pokies Ever
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Use This and Have the Time of Your Life. Like the Song
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Wednesday Web Cam Fun Because It’s The Day of Whores…
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Some Latin Bitch Lounges Around in Her Bikini
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Some Video of a Hot Black Chick, Because Black Chicks Are My Thing Right Now
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Jeisa Chiminazzo Looks Like Jail Bait, But I Know You’re Into That, So Don’t Say I Never Gave You Anything. Perv
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Emma Watson is Hot and Has Control of Her Millions Finally
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Lohan Does Missionary
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Party Girls Flahing Panties and Tits
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Emma Watson’s 18th Birthday Tribute
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Jean Bell is Some Hot Black Chick Naked in the Late ’60s
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5 sweet asses in the surf
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Some 2 Year Old Toddler Forced to Smoke Weed Video – because We Live in a Sick World
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Listen to One of My Reader’s Song
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Eva Longoria Wants to Fuck Posh Spice
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Find Girls to Fuck Today
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Vaness Hudgens Lookin’ Good in Details This Month
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Don’t Mess With an Angry Drag Queen Unless You Don’t Know She’s a Drag Queen – Otherwise You’re Gay…
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More Mishaps on the Pole
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Goth Girl Gets Her Pussy Pierced for the Devil…
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Doll Heaven!
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Trish Status in Her Bikini
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The Best Porn Out There
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JUBBLIES
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A Little Young Alessandra Ambrosio
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Nobody Turns Down the Hoff!
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Well If You Ever Get Married You Can Look Forward To This
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Holland Has Talented Strippers
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Always Ask Nicely!! And Maybe a Bitch Will Show You Her Tits Like This Bid…
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Some Old Pics of Christina Milian, But They Are See Through and Worth It
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Ron Weasley is Dissing All the American Celeb Sluts and I Love Him For It
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The Most Amazing Flip Book Animation Ever
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The Dirty Mermaid
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Karolina Kurkova SI video
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Girl Shows Off Her Big Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

14

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I made a lot of enemies this weekend as I set out to do. I don’t remember much of it but I know that I brought some people down a couple notches because I hate seeing people have a good time. I am an asshole and for some reason kept thinking how good it would have been if I videotaped the whole thing… instead of trying to write it and remember it. I could be the next Alex Trebek or some shit, but with strippers and drunks. The truth is I don’t have the boyish good looks to make me look like like I’m just an asshole for good times, but instead look like some alcoholic on some kind of rampage that belongs institutionalized.

I guess it doesn’t matter….but I’d like to apologize to the stripper who I told was too fat to get naked for money and the other stripper who I asked if she was going to slap me with her dick if I got a private dance with her because she was a little too tough to be a girl. Unfortunately, they were crackhead strippers and probably don’t have a computer or even a place to call home…

Here are my links:


Marilyn Monroe’s Got a Sex Tape She’s a Celebrity Sex Tape Pioneer
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Miranda Kerr’s Breasts Are Perfect
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Global Warming Isn’t So Bad Afterall
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Kristen Bell Lookin’ Hot in a Photoshoot
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Alicia Keys Hates White People, And Looks Good Doing It and By Good I Mean Not Very Good…
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J.K Rowlands Tit Slip Was Saved By a Grab
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Looking At These Sluts Now This is About As Close As You Will Get to These Sluts
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Hide Your Stash in a Ford Truck, Just In Case
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Some Sexy Chicks Play Ball
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If It Will Help You Get Laid, It’s Worth IT
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America’s Next Top Whore
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Anna Barros Gallery
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Some Beauty Pageant Pics for You to Make Love To Yourself With…
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Amy Winehouse Is Gonna Make a Fine Parent
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Ashley Simpson Possibly Knocked Up?
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Fine Girls to Fuck
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Vagina Workshop
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Get Yourself Some Webcam Sluts to Do Webcam Things For Free
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When Did Kate Beckinsale Get So Hot?
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Heidi Montag Launches Her New Classy Clothing Line More Pics
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Find The Best Porn on The Net
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Man, 2 Live Crew Needs to Do a Reunion Tour
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Hot Bikini Ass Video
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Tube Top Pilates
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Penny Lancaster is Topless
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Jedi Baseball. Two of the Most Loser Things You Love Rolled into One
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Now THATS What I Call a Running Outfit
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Rock of Love – And The Winner Is….
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Crotchless Pants??
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Some Russian Sluts to Start the Week Off Right
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Leah Stands Around in Her Undies
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Marissa Miller Showing Some Cleavage….
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How I Long for the Old Days
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Some Amazing Full House Outtakes
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Dr Phil Has No shame Whatsoever
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Veronica Zemanova Has Got Some Big fucking Cans
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I’m Trying to Teach You How To Fuck
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Some Columbian TV Star Named Ana Karina has a Shitty Sex Tape
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Some 18 Year Old Girl Fights With her Mom About Going on a Date With Someone She Met on Myspace
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Some Weird Pussy Beating Video
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10 Greatest Moments in Pussy Punching History
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UK Slut Lucy Becker Naked Photoshoot
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Girls Making Out After a Mud Wrestling Match
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Some Italian Porn Star Running for Government
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Some Weird Lap Dance Party I Wasn’t Invited To
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Amazing – This Married Chick had an Affair with her Married Father….
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Some Spring Break Girls in Their Bikinis
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Some Dental Product Erotica
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Jodie Sweetin from Full House Has Had a Baby
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Kim Kardashian Is In Love With Herself
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Girl Takes a Whole Lot of Pictures in From of the Mirror in Various States of Undress
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Some Flexible Chick Showing Off Her Body
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More of Her Being Less Flexible but More Naked
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Some Baby Mommy’s Vagina
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Some Girl and Her Tits
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Some Latin Chick Shows Her Vagina and Nipple
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FROM THE FORUM

The Office (US) The Complete Series
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Foxboro Hot Tubs From Green Day
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Flexible?
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Guys: Shave?
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10 000 Maniacs
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The Kinks Thread
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That OTHER Zappa
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Big, Giant Titties
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Some Vintage Stuff
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Courtney Love
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

10

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

More from Flynet and their quest to kill Jesus Martinez (me).

The DMCA letters, invoices and emails that are sent to you and you host is confidential information, not material for you to post on your site. What you are doing is illegal and we are now receiving emails and calls from some of your viewers. These must be removed immediately.

Flynet Pictures LLC

Here are my links:


Jordan is Dressed Like a Mermaid with her Smaller Tits for you Fish Fetishists…
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Spanish Thong Reporters
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Keeley Hazell’s Tits Busting Out of her Bathing Suit HARD!
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Ashlee Simpson Screwed Mariah Carey
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Miss San Jose 2007 Leaked Sex Tape
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If Your Fantasies, You Fuck Them, In Reality, They Won’t Talk to You
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Some Chick With Her Crazy Vagina Tattoo
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Sledgehammer Work Out
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A Good, Clean Feeling No Matter What
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Harry Potter’s Creator Getting Her Big Rich Tit Grabbed
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Use This To Get Sex. You’ll Love It. The Sex I Mean
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The Only Sensible Use for a Webcam is Bitches Getting Naked…
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Find Girls to Fuck. It’s Really THAT Easy
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Courtney Love and a Bag of Pills Leave a Club in London
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Yes Lionel, We Like Her with Bigger Breasts Too
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Tyra Banks is Retarded Even When Planting Trees…
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Fergie is Spent
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Oklahoma Court Rules That It is Legal To Take Upskirt Pictures of Teenage Girls
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Here’s the Whole Teenage Girl Beating VIdeo With Some Annoyng Voiceover
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The New New Kids on the Block Song is Boring
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Tila Tequila’s TIts at the Airport
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Some Site Rated me 8.9 / 10 in Entertainment News….
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Some Tasteful Artistic Nudes
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One of my readers plays the Violin and this is his Radiohead Remix…
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Jennifer Connelly Pretends She’s African for Charity Water….
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A Gallery of Naked or Half Naked Protesters
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Some Playboy Party Video
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Some Car Show Sluts
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Drunk, Naked Acrobatics
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FUCK YOUR JOB!!
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This is Nancy Stelle
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Porn You’ll Want to Take The Day Off Work For
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DJ Sassy is Topless on a Beach
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Some Islam Brainwashing
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What’s Kristen Bell Thinking About? Probably not fucking you….
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Pete Doherty is a Junkie Fuck, and Everyone Hates Him
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Teacher Gets Beat Down in Baltimore
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Monika Hangs Out in the Woods…Naked
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An Email to Berlin – 5 Bucks If You Can Finish the Video
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I Will Never Tire of Seeing Heidi Klum Topless, Ever
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Balls Face Plant
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Slut Whores Up Bathtub; Takes Picture
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Some Vintage Daryl Hannah Topless
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A Nice Collection of Nudes
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Check Out the Axe Body Spray Model’s Myspace Cuz She’s Hot
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Is she a teen model or just a slut who gets naked?
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Young Chick Topless
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Some Girl and Her Bush
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Photobucket Funeral is Some Weird Shit
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FROM THE FORUM

ANTHRAX!
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In Search of Petra Verkiak
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Amy Fucking Reid
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Sara Stone
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MORE Videos That Has Been Wanked By Many
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Stacy Valentine is at the Dentists Office
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Gorillaz
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Teen America
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Sativa Rose
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

09

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So the site has been spammed by a group of fucking dating site for the last month and it drives me fucking crazy. Deleting their fucking comments takes me a fucking hour every fucking day to do and I’d rather spend that hour fingering my wife’s rotting asshole or doing pretty much anything but deleting spam from my site..

One of my readers wrote this advice to start fighting the Spammers back and I figure spamming these fuckers harder than they are spamming us is a good idea so that’s why I am throwin’ it up here to see if you’re down with fighting this internet war with me….

Are you as sick of the dating site spam as I am? Well, it’s time to fight back. Go google this phone number: 1-416-628-1072. Those are the assholes who own all of the fucking dating sites.

1) Prank call them endlessly. Make their number unusable.
2) Sign up for their sites. It’s quick, easy, and doesn’t require a valid email.
3) Fill their mailboxes with hate mail and garbage posts.
4) Troll their users with evil, hateful, racist messages. The more offensive, the better.
5) Go to whois.godaddy.com to get the registration info for their sites. They’re all run by the same guy. Phone-spam him until his head explodes.
6) COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE WHEREVER YOU SEE THEIR FUCKING SPAM!

Here Are My Links:

Kate Hudson Dressed Like a Whore in a Gold Tight Mini Skirt
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Party Sluts Being Party Sluts in Party Slut Outfits….
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vote for FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World
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Mila Kunis Half Naked for Complex
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Karla Lopez Makes Me Feel So Emotional….in My Pants…She Makes My Penis Cry
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Jessica Simpson Likes to Strip on Webcam
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More of Lily Allen in Her Torn Skirt and Yellow Panties
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Rate These Sluts Since You Have Nothing Better to Do With Your Worthless Pathetic Life… Woman….
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Janis is Half Naked in this Gallery
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Learn to Win at Poker, Make Some Money, Then Give Some to Me
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Do Yourself a Favor, Don’t Die a Virgin Watch These Girls Have Live Sex
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Naomi Campbell is Banned From British Airways
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Stairway to Stardom
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Jennifer Walcott’s Slutty Picture Gallery
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Petra Nemcova Has Got a Whole Lot of Legs
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When All Else Fails…Get Porn….
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Beyonce May Be Knocked Up
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Point of Courage Honors Senior Citizens
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Gwenyth Paltrow Puts Herself Together for Once
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Some Boston Red Sox Model is Actual Some Freaky Bondage/ Fetish Model
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Kate Moss Gets Wet
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Heidi Cortez is Some Slut With Fake Tits Who Will Make Your Day a Better One if Pictures Of Girls Make You Happy…Never Really a Therapy that Worked for Me
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Paris Hilton too Irresponsible to Have Children; Adopts Cheetah Instead
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Candice Michelle in Some Bondage Pics
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The 10 Greatest Moments In Drunk Chicks History
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Here’s a Music Break With Alizee Bein Slutty
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Korean Face Video
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Decide which WWE Diva Looks Best Naked…One of Life’s Great Mysteries…
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Sometimes, Even Flashing Your Tits Won’t Keep a Man
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Save Your Wrists, Get Laid
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The Best Break Up Ever on Video
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Big Titted Dwarf
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Do You Think She’s Hot?
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German Model Eva Herzigova Naked
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Girls Kissing Girls
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Mischa Barton Needs To Cover Her Fat Fuckng Legs…We’re Not in the OC anymore…whatever that means…
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Japanese Chick Doing Massages Video
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Mina is Very, Very Naked
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QUIT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND GET LAID
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Katerina Hovorkova is going for silver..And Maybe a Diet
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Heidi Montag Amazes Me With Her Intelligence Again
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Aria Giovanni is Getting Kinky
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If You Think Sex Is Fun Now, You Should Try It With Another Person
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Ass SHOTS
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Some Asian’s Vagina
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Some More Vagina
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FROM THE FORUM

Pre-Release Sevendust
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Pre-Release Ray J — All I Feel
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Best Of Joy Division
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Blondie Singles
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Autechre – Quaristice
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John Coltrane – Giant Steps
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Boards of Canada – Campfire Headphase
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Massive Attack – Essential Mix
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Liz Phair pics
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Ali Larter is HOTT – 1 Too Many T’s Cuz 2 T’s in Hot Must Mean’s She’s is Pretty Hot
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A Boy and His Girlfriend (the slut)
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Pedophile Beards on Young Lovin’ Sluts
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Fuck Buddies or Sluts
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Smartdraw Sluts
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Trivila Pursuit – 90’s Edition – More Slut than Previous Edition
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Lia Feels Herself to See if She’s Still a Slut…
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Hot Amateur Sluts
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Chicks that Sex it Up Cuz They Sluts
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Droppin Loads in a Slut
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Sabrina is a Slut
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More Judas Priest is a Slut
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Liz Phair is a Slut
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Don’t Text Sluts While Driving Cars to Fuck Sluts.
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The Tera Patrick Thread
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Some College Fun For Sluts By Sluts….
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Some Hot Chick Triess On Clothes cuz She’s a Slut
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Watch Us Fuck like Sluts
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Every Justice League Episode Ever
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Petition to Ban Sluts….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

05

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am sick. I guess it’s god’s sick way of striking me down because giving me a shitty life wasn’t enough punishment or maybe it’s because I never take down my garbage and my apartment smells like a dumpster on one end and a sewer wherever my wife hangs out because she has trouble wiping properly and after a few days of build up, shit gets a little toxic….toxic enough for me to think I may be dying….

I don’t know what I am talking about, but I am drunk…Here are my links:

Mariah Carey Showing Off Her Tits and Ass
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Hot Slut and Her Motorcycle
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Avril Lavgine is REALLY Fucking Stupid but I’d Still Fuck Her
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Drunken Brits Know How to Party, Now If We Could Only Do Something About Their Teeth
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Put a Frog to Sleep, And Then Lick It’s Ass After To Get High
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A Collection of Celecrties Exposed
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Enjoy This, Because It’s The Most Action You’re Gonna Get All Weekend. Homo
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A Collection of Sexy Gifs Put Into One Video
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I Know You Say You’re “Happy With Being Alone” And “Don’t Need a Chick To Complete You” But I know Go Home and Cry At Night So Get this Bitch on Cam to Pretend You Have a Girl…
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Marisa Miller Is Hot and Can Kick Your Ass
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This Is Living On Your Head, Dirt Bag
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Say Hello To Julie Hoi
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The 2008 Miss England Semifinalists Give Semi Erections Cuz I am Impotent
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More Mena Suvari Bikini Pics
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What is Katherine Heigle Wearing?!
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Kristen Cavallari Lookin’ Fine at Some Thing or Another
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Lauren Conrad’s Got a Fat Arm
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Make Finding Sex a Little Easier
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Screen Print Your Won Shirts With Bleach
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This Slut Thinks She is a Wino Lookalike
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Watch These Girls Play in Their Underwear
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Some Naked Crack Whore
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Tom Cruise Has a Strain of Weed Named After Him
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Get Laid Today
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Learn to Skateboard!
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Some Broad Named Amie Grove is Topless
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More Daft Punk Underwear Chicks. Is This Like a New Fad Or something?
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Some Megan Fox 2003 Action
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This Girl Hangs OUt in Her Blue Underwear
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You Can’t Increase Your Dick Size, But You Can Increase Your Porn Collection
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A Good Collection of Random Photos
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Illustrate a Character in Photoshop
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Conspiracy Theory of the Day
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A Whole Lot of Suzanne Stokes
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Lohan Made me Laugh
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I Don’t Know Who This Chick is, But She is Blonde and Hott, So Whatever
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His Wife is Cheating on Him
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Teen Mommy Darcy!
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Trailer Trash or Just a Slut?
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Some Hot Slut in a See Through Shirt
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Voyeur Cam of Girls Pissing
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Some Pretty Lame Flashing Pics…
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Some Mary Cary Posed Naked Pics Cuz She’s Banging One of the 76ers
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Madonnas and Justin Timberlake’s New Video
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Jordan’s Not the Blonde Big Breasted Slut We Fell In Love With Anymore…
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Chick and Her Vagina
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FROM THE FORUM

Elliot Smith Thread
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Marilyn Manson – Mechanical Animals
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M83 – Saturdays = Youth
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Vanilla Ice?
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OC Weekly presents Spin City
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Teagan and Sarah – The Con
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Roni Size – Return to V
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80’s Underground Box Set
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Eric Clapton! Woa!
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DJ Quik
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Chubby Chasers
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JezeBell Bond and Veronica Stone
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The Real WHAT WHAT Video
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Animal Collective – Grass
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Jason Mraz – Mr.A-Z
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Liz Phair
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Hot Jessica Simpson pics
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A Blonde Tries to Buy a TV
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Stripper Secrets
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Extreme Rape
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Fire Exit thats sucks
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Trivial Pursuit
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Lillie Feels Herself
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Hips and Thongs
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Young and Busty!
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It’s Baseball Season
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