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2007

06

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I have this friend who has no moral boundries when it comes to speaking with other people. It doesn’t matter who we are with or where we are. It’s not that hes trying to piss people off, he just honestly doesn’t fucking know any better. We were sitting around my friends house on the weekend, and he was all fucked up on E and felt like sharing, cause all the idiots who do that drug use it as an excuse to tell you and me shit we really don’t care about or want to hear, or to tell you they love you. Fags.

Anyways, somehow or another gets talking about his ex-girlfriend (in front of his new one, no less) and the time that he was fast asleep and was woken up by her viciously pounding her finger into his ass, and having this weird look of anger/satisfaction on her face. He kept noting the point that she looked angry and happy all at the same time, and when he brought it up to her after, said she got the same look on her face. I thought about it after, and concluded to myself it was some type of domination thing, kind like when a guy rapes another guy in jail.

Or she just likes ramming her fingers up guys asses.

*shrugs*

Here’s the links.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


How to get into a Celebrity Nightclub
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Some guy gets his back broken
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Did Mommy take away your dirty magazines again??
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Tyra Banks is hot when she keeps her mouth shut
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Brett Ratner does Gay things; Probably Gay
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Kevin Smith vs Fan
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Ferret Discovers Jalapenos
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TEXT HERE
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Nina Moric bikini shoot, in some language which I’m guessing is spanish
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Lohan enters rehab for the third time. I am shocked. SHOCKED!
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Heidi Klum and her thong
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Paris and Nicole go to jail – The Porno
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Garden Hose masterbation. It says this is dangerous and they are probably right
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Lohan being dropped by record label and film bosses?
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Ashley Tisdale looking like a 12 year old, but you are probably into that
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Pam Anderson is dating that ugly magician
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From Italy, with love
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Sex Scene or Murder Scene?
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Joanna Krupa like whoa
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Backyard girlfight gets bloody
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Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards get ready to battle it out
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Guy shoots himself with shotgun
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There’s something about Suri
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Silver cash bikini contest
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Ana Beatriz Barros like whoa!
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Angelina topless in Bewoulf
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Rose McGowen looking okay I guess
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Anna Faris in a pink top
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Amy Reid like whoa!
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Dead ringer
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are gettin naked
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Lindsay HoHand – The Movie
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Brad and Angie are gonna be on a stamp or some shit
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Sinkhole swallows houses
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Madonna is prolly gonna have her AIDS baby taken away
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Irish keg stand
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Stacy Keibler leather bikini
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Ginger Spice in a bikini
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Rob Zombie’s Halloween
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Navy spots aliens floating through water
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Britney hires Kelly Clarkson’s fired manager
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Danielle Lloyd in a bathing suit…again….yawn
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2007

03

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Well its been a hell of a week that’s for sure. Today was a huge pain the ass for Nell and I. I still haven’t sorted out the photo thing quite yet, so sit tight, I know the fucking adds and all the bullshit is annoying. Jesus is out trying to get erections from chinese hookers and not answering his emails. Not much i can until then. Thanks for your patience, and things should be fixed by monday, and Fatass makes his grand old return on Tuesday I believe.

Some readers emailed asking me to write on the weekends, but this weekend is DEF not going to be one of them, unless Lohan kills somebody drunk driving or something to that effect, but I have a feeling I will be way to bombed to even know or care who lohan is.

Here’s the links for Friday. Thanks for reading, ya filthy animals.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


Who’d you rather?
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3 drunks chicks
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Friday night = Get Laid
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Lindsay says the darndest things
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Paula Abdul is nuts!
GO

The TRUE story of christmas
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Biggest mouth ever. Too bad he’s not a chick, cause like, you know…
GO

DONT DO ICE!
GO

Katy Lawler upskirt
GO

Sunny Leone like whoa!!!
GO

A J-Porn miracle
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when sex goes bad
GO

Women in the kitchen
GO

Guess who did a striptease for Carson Daly?
Except she didnt really strip, so it was just more of a tease
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Rock, Paper, Scissors, RAT TRAP!
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Madonna being embarressed of dirty pictures is like a hooker being ashamed that she caught an STD
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Heidi Klum hates the Beckhams, therefore, I love Heidi Klum
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Courtney Love cleans up well
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Britney Spears = Staying classy as always
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The best of Stacy
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Girl on Girl action, cause I know you will never see it in real life, virgin
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OJ Prank calls
GO

Eddie’s Exes team up
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Ving Rhames dog may have killed somebody
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Megan Fox is no lidsay Lohan. Thank God
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Friday Foolishness
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Skater falls 50 feet
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Angelina and Maddox, cause that kid is too fucking cool
GO

LeeAnn Tweeden like whoa
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Guy sucked into Jet Engine prank
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Bam Margera kicks footballs at cars
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TEXT HERE
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More skater drama
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Mississippi bridge collapse on video
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Scarlett Johansson Louis Vuitton ads
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So he DID snort Daddy!!
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Rod Stwearts son is being sued
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alec Baldwin hates daughter; Loves seacows
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Tara Reid is still smart
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Get Laid Tonight, I know Im going to
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2007

01

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I still have a pretty vicious migraine but I had to do the links cause duty calls. That means all you losers get from me right now is this bitches tits and these links below. At least until tomorrow.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


Lindsay Hearts Drugs
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Ouch
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Claudia Gallegos is to hot for you
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Tired of the same old feeling of your hand and lotion, day after day?
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Jenny Gilbertson wants you to be her boyfriend
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Angeline Jolie is really fucking skinny
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Jessica Simpson’s movie really, really sucks
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The Japanese used to use the Chinese for guinea pigs
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An ode to Thailands sexual past and present
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Just in case you missed it the yesterday
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Lookin good Sweetheart
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Jeri Ryan like whoa!
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VIP Crew Ranch Party
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Kristen Cavallari Bikini Pics
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Parents are so fucking boring
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Painful pussy waxing
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Stunt Driving
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Snakes on a Bible
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Nicole Richie doesn’t want her child to be a bastard
GO

Hayden Panettiere…in a bikini…again….yawn
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Itchy nuts
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Homemade Catapult
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Britney is slowly killing her children
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The View traded one fat lesbian for another one
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Vintage Jennifer Aniston which actually made me laugh
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Triplets with big titties
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Molotov Cocktail Hit With Golf Club. Good times
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Idiot attempts s tunt and and fails miserably. Loser
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Everybody hates OJ
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Happiness is a new puppy
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Happy slapper. No, not like that, perv
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The Olsen Twins shop for more black
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Some weird magic thing I can’t figure out
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Kaye Moss is a nasty old rag
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DMX in the Doghouse
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Kim Kardishian Reality Show?
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Comicon chicks are just as weird as the dudes
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Who the Hell is Mercedes McNab?
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Use this to help your virgin ass get some
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2007

31

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I have to go to the doctor tomorrow so the posts may start a little later then usual and no, it isn’t the same itching and burning you have been having (you REALLY need to get that checked out) I know 5 of the 6 people reading this are unemployed anyways and don’t get up until noon, but I thought I would do you the courtesy of letting you know, cause I’m nice like that.

Fatass is coming back next week, and I can’t decide if I’m happy or not. The beer in our house seems to last a lot fucking longer, and all of the sudden there is an abundace of food as well. I do miss him tho, and I think this blogging thing has brought us closer together. Hopefully he keeps me working on the site as a part time correspondent, cause I’m sure some of you virgins out there get excited knowing there is a female around, instead of just some fat, impotent middle aged guy.

Here’s todays links, click them and make a wish!

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


Drunken Pole Dance
GO

Maya Veronica Like Whoa!
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Double your pleasure, Double the Fun!
GO

Backyard nunchuck battle
GO

You better buy some condoms, virgin…
GO

Lisa D’Amato = Very Nice
GO

Hey there Vagina!!
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Fast cars you will never own, loser
GO

Nauseous Girl Falls in Toilet
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Drunken Mosh Girl
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I fucking love Gary Colemen
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Lookin good Sweetheart
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Cindy Crawford = Still Hott
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Three teens with bouncing booties
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Hegre Girls Holiday
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Now THATS what I call skateboarding!!!
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Seems like this Nun likes the wang
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One of the chicks from TATU upskirt
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Paris HIlton not loosing her inheritance. Fuck you bitch
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Jackie Degg will give you a boner
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Japan thinks of everything first
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Veggie Fuck
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Tubby gang bang
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Kelly Brookes like whoa!
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Dwarf Cage Fighting!!
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Bai Ling = Still weird
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Crazy Japanese prank
100 people chase a random person for no reason
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Buttered Floors
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Rod Stewart = Still Old
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a pink bikini
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Nicole Richie Comfirms she is pregnant finally
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Laundry Hottie
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Where it hurts
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Dumbest burgaler ever?
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Unbelieveable series of car crashes
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!!!BOOM!!!
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Dina Lohan proves once again that she has no brain
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Malaysia says no to Gwen Stephanie
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Hot or Not?
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Jenna Jameson loooks more like skeletor everyday
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Really, Really Hungry
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Lil Kim and God love Lohan
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One Punch KO
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Britney Spears is afraid
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Stephanie Tanner is classy
GO

Kathy Griffen spills the beans and looks sort of
(for kathy griffen)
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Paula Abdul = Trainwreck
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Mena Suvari in some magazine
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Nick cage is king of the castle
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Paris tried to outdo Lohan’s firecrotch shots
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Get laid and make mommy proud
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2007

30

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 30/07

My ex called me and told me he is coming into town for the weekend and asked if he could stay with me for a few days. We had the the most crazy animal sex I have ever had in my life when we were together. Everyguy I have slept with since has pretty much been a let down, so it is pretty much granted that we are going to fuck if he comes here.

Im usually against having sex with exs, especially if they broke up with me (as is the case with this dude) I’m not interested in dating him anymore, but if there is one thing and one thing alone I miss about him, its letting him fuck the shit out of me for hours.

To top it off I have been working on this site way to much, and watching way too much god damned porn. I need to be dealt with properly by someone who knows how to do it. Needless to say I’m in quite the dilemma over here. What do you guys think?

Click these links in the meantime, ad make me smile…. 🙂

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


Boob Match
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Insane bike crashs
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Blonde Hair, Big Tits. Do I really have to say anything else?
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Me so horny!
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More Britney Bullshit
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Megan Fox needs to dump David Silver
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Still fantasizing about TWINS?
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Cars + Half Naked Women = Very Nice
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Trapped in the Drive-thru
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Cash Warren = Idiot of the Day
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Live cow fed to tigers
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Two hot brunettes going at it
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Ingrid Coronado bikini shoot
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Girl caught masterbating. This is actually kinda creepy, but you’re probably into that
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Kelly Osbourne looking hot, for a fat chick
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Amazingly bad special effects
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Jade Goodie pokies
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Lola Ponce and her thong bikini on the beach
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My kind of kid
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Michelle Pfeiffer is hot
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Deleted Showgirls scene youve probably seen already, but whatever
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Skater versus Priest
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Scarlett Johannsson to play Jenna Jameson?
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Whats wrong with this picture?
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Magic Trick goes terribly wrong
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Do you take it?
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Make you friend think they have an STD!
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Fake blood guts and gore, but still pretty funny
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Home Dominatrix
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Simpsons celebrity cameo quiz
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Crazy trick pool shot
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Naked roller coaster record
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And MORE Britney Drama
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Karen dreams her first
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Rare Arab beauty pagent
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Ali Sims sings
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Store clerk gets shot by teenaged girl
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Faith Hill gets pissed at ballgrabber
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Shayla in the pool
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Cow crap kills the planet?
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Wild Eva and friends
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Paris Hilton to star is Space Opera
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Angie Everhart engaged to Joe Pesci. Wow.
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Gwen Stefani is fucking weird
GO

Usher didn’t get married
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Stephen Colbert reunites with the Bush Administration
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Wannabe webcam girls
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Some hot chick strips down
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Naomi Watts finally popped
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Paris Hilton looses inheritence
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Adriana Lima takes it all off
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Get laid, you know you wanna.
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2007

27

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 27/07

I’d love to write something funny here and see you all off for the weekend, but I’ll be honest. My friend just showed up here with a case of beer and we are going to get shit faced.

Have a nice weekend, assholes.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

Elizabeth Mascucci Photoshoot video – Part 1
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Elizabeth Mascucci Photoshoot video – Part 2
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Who’s Boobs?
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Some Blonde ditz and her husband think air guitar is cool
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YES! Even YOU can get laid. NO! Hell hasn’t frozen over!
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Rachel Zoe looks like a zombie
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Britney Spears brings her drama all the way to Vegas
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Underneth it all…
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Photobucket thanks to Rogue Collector
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Gymnastics is for fags, here’s proof
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Soccer Holligans fuck some shit up
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Some Hott Brazlian Chick
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Lohan blames it all on the black kid
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You stay classy….
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Not so fast!
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Llona Staller tit flash
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Slut fucks herself with bottle
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Kim Kardishian hangs out on the street corner where she belongs
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Taylor Kennedy has big tits
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Penelope and Monica Cruz’s new Mango ads
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The Simple Life goes to jail – Part 2
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The voice behind Bart Simpson
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Maggie Q Photoshoot
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She is not amused
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More photobucket thanks to Rogue Collector
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Penny Cruz boinking Bono??
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top 10 Video Tribute to Angelina Jolie
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The Joker has an 800 Number
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Aquafina is bullshit
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Spanish hotel stress release
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Best in British Boobs
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Crazy card trick
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Danielle Lloyd…in a Bikini…again…yawn.
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Mochael Lohan – Morality expert
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Vanessa Hudgens=Very Nice
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Deep throat
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Emily Rossum Little Black dress
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How NOT to get your ass kicked by the cops
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Honda Civic vs Ferrari.
hahahahahaha
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Follow the signs
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Asshole skinheads attck some innocent guy
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Prince Frederic Robbed; chained naked to steering wheel
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Hot or Not?
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Sleeping Nudes
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JLO is a pumpkin
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Lookin Good Sweetheart(s)
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Keely Hazell and her twin
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Reality TV violence
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This could kill your baby, if you don’t kill it first
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A Tribute to Lohan
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Sienna Miller forgets her helmut
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Guy gets hit with a tazer
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Horny chick farts while humping
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Petra Nemcova lingerie shoot
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Sock puppet porn, because you get off on things like that
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Kids from Hanson are all grown up; Still look like homos
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And MORE Photobucket thanks to Rogue Collector
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Lion eats some poor bastard
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How to: Pick up chicks like Kristen Bell
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Info on LOST for next season
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Audience laughing at “I know who killed me”
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Stephanie Ly and Jessica Burciaga
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And even MORE photobucket from Rogue Collector
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Jessica Simpson is a stalker
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Angelina jealous over Gwenyth Paltrow…sure
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Jodie Marsh half naked
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Jessica turned down role of porn star, you know cause shes a great actress
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Get laid tonight, I know I’m going to!!
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2007

26

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 26/07

I went out with some of my guy friends last night to celebrate one of thier birthdays. One of them is also getting married so the night turned into the 3 of them complaining about getting older and loosing their freedom, while i went around slutting it up with various guys I met and drinking free shot after free shot.

I hate the idea of marriage to be honest and I have problems with guys I start to date because I can’t be with just one dude, I need variety. I’ve had more then on relationship end as a reult of this, and I know there will be many more.

My stepfather and mother hate each other and live with that every fucking day. Think about that for a second. They are there when you wake up, and they are there when you go to sleep. You know those assholes who say life is too short? Well, they are wrong, my friends, life is fucking LONG, and it wil be even longer if you have to spend every last fucking day of it with somebody you hate.

Here’s the links, click them and watch me go WILD!!

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

Come on down!! You’re the next contestant….
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Ew, Who farted?
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Yes!!1 It’s True!!! Now even YOU can get laid!!!
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Some Dude steals a tank and goes on a rampage
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Listen to the 911 call made the night of Lohan’s arrest
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Amy Winehouse is gorgeous!!
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Some chick I’ve never heard of topless on a beach
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FAKING IT!
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Ice-T rolls hard, yo!
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This kid is fucked up
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Love on the rocks…I mean rock
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Zahara and Pax are adoreable
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The impossible insertion
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video of Hillary Duffs Maxim shoot
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Heather Graham found a new (and fuckking geriatric) meal ticket
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Small dog pees on a big dogg
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Borat’s chick is pretty pregnant…
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Babes doing yoga
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Hillary Duff Hates little girl, makes her cry
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Paris Hilton buys another dog she will abandon in a week or two
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Golf, a simple game
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What if Paris went Lezzie in Jail?
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Zac Efron touches himself in public
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More speculation regarding Lohans alcohol monitoring anklet
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Denise Richard in a bikini
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Emily Parr in Nuts magazine
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Photobucket fun from Rogue Collector
GO She’s black and kinda proud of it
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Chicks take nudes of themselves
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Anna Nicole Smiths daughter is a cutie pie
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War is pretty shitty, man
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Miami Bikini Video
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Danielle Lloyd with no top on. Again.
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Lohan nearly broke?
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J.K Rowling has a huge rack
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Hillary Duff is sleeping with somebody new, that isn’t you
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World record weight loss, this is cool and disgusting all at the same time
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Britney fired her new assistant
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When Christina Applegate was funny and hott
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what a tease
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If you have a wedgie, just pick it
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More Photobucket fun from Rogue Collector
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The Paris Hilton Prison Blues
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Dina Lohan, would you please shut the fuck up?
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Two girls making out
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Some guy triend to black mail Tom Cruise
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Best condom advert ever
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VIP Hawaiian party
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Wow, this is pretty fucking racist
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For any of the women or gays reading out there
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Sucks to be you
GO

Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes are cheap
GO

Julia roberts isnt hott anymore
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Zed aint dead, he is a crackhead
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Bonus whores of the day
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Heidi Klum naked = Very nice
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That chick from My Girl turned out pretty hott
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And More Photobucket fun from Rogue Collector
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Cruise likes em starved
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Still a virgin? This will help
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2007

25

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 25/07

Sugar Nell got an email today from some crybaby read regarding a post made yesterday about Michelle williams looking like a unisex Elf. It reads:

Why would short hair = elfin boy? Lots of attractive hetero women have short hair. Of course, long hair, bone crunching corsets and chastity belts (and more currently, big fake tits and orange skin) are required to advertise that I AM FEMALE. She obviously has breasts. She has a feminine face. She has a curvy and not emaciated body
Heather

And I replied:

Dear Heather

I was sent your email via Sugar Nell and I must say I’m pretty surprised about your reaction. My guess is your a girl with short hair who looks like a boy and therefore got offended about it. Do you take Women’s studies at school as well?

You obviously don’t read our site regularly, because I assure you that a) its usually far worse then that, and b) you would realize that what we do is commentary and satire on celebrities and their lives. It doesnt matter if we believe what we write, all that matters is that it is funny.

This morning for instance, I made a joke about Britney Spears putting Sean Preston on the BBQ and Lindsay Lohan running over small children in her car. Furthermore, there’s plenty of our readers (the ones who still play Dungeons and Dragons in their moms basements for instance) who think elves are actually quite sexy.

I think you need to lighten up and maybe not take things so seriously and with all due respect, get the sand out of your vagina.

Thanks for your lovely email.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

I hope she replies. Until then, clicks these links


Asian Girls kicks each others asses
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Asian Girls kicks each others asses
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The gayest Stewie moments ever
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Who says you can’t get laid?
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Paris Hilton makes out with dirtbags
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Sophie Howard Topless
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Jenna Jameson is going to be in a comic
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And today, in sex tape news….
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This news anchor is hates Lohan and I love him
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Some guy who’s really good with a spray can
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Snake up the bottom
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Idiot knocks himself out cold
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Roselyn Sanchez like whoa!!
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Fat bitch dancing, because fat people are funny
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Jodie Marsh is looking for a husband
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Bill O’Reilley vs The Turtle Kid
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10 Ways to get out of jury duty
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Vickie and Beckham are to exclusive for their own good
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Britney may loose her kids if her cousin and Fed-Ex have anything to do with it
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Lookin good Sweetheart
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Tina O’Brian like whoa!
GO

Sex Talks
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Aerobics chicks are hott, especially on the Mickey Mouse Club
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Serena Williams naked in Jane Magazine
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TITS! They look the same in every language
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Christina Aguillera camel toe
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Bush likes to pick his nose
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Top Ten big breasted blondes
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Michelle Marsh naked (again)
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Brazilian girls play beach soccer
GO

Michelle Rodriguez isn’t gay
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Lohan is worthless
GO

Great moments is Hollywood typos
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Cathermine Zeta-Jones is an idiot
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Angelina Jolie = Still Hott
GO

Marie-Louise Parker shows some skin on weeds
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The girls next door
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Fat girls shouldn’t ride swings
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Tom Cruise drunk and dancing
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Nasty bike crash…blood guys and gore.
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Pretty Paulina
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Lookin good Sweetheart
GO

Jessica Alba broke up with Cash Warren, but you still don’t have a chance, loser
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Courteny Love wants more surgery…ughhh
GO

L’OREAL are a bunch of liars
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Lohan’s alcohol thingy-ma-jiggy was real!! Who would have thought?
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Cate Blanchette is gettin naked
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Stop emailing me for sex and use this instead
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2007

24

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 24/07

It’s been a long day, I think I have food poisoning I can’t tell for sure. I can’t decide if the bad thing about the date was the food and that I am now sick or the fact that I didn’t get laid, but I guess they are both pretty bad for their own reasons.

I don’t understand guys – nay – people who don’t want to fuck on the first date. Don’t give me that I don’t want to spoil it shit. I mean let’s be real, ee’ll probably end up never talking again anyways, because I have severe commitment issues, so let’s just fuck, enjoy the time we have, and get on with it. Second dates after no sex are for Mommies boys looking for a wife and girls who want to talk about their feelings. I am neither of those things.

Here’s the links. Click them and watch the magic happen.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez
stepdaughter[at]drunkenstepfather.com


The Lindsay Lohan rehab song
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Gun crazy kids and their just as insane parents
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Free Sex. Need I say more?
GO

Hilary Duff wants to clean your house
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Britney spears proves she is a train wreck once again because….
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Human can opener
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Jail Bait
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Lind$ay’S Dad want$ to help
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The Lost Nintendo Sex Ed Tape
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You stay classy…
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Some idiots flip a BMW their parents probably bought them
GO

Victoria Silvstedt sucks on a sausage. Seriously.
GO

Jennifer Garner’s underpants
GO

Trump Bot vs Bill Gates
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stunt Chicks
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Lookin’ good sweetheart
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Ginger Spice’s trainer scare the shit out of me
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Some hoes get wild at a Bachlorette party
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Get drunk and hit some walls.
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Kimberly Stewart looking kind of okay, only cause you can’t see her face
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Rachel Bilson = Very Nice
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Jennifer Walcott is worth leaving your wife for
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Life is short…
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Jordan finally names her kid and it’s even dumber then the fake one from a few weeks ago
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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony. Blech.
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Brad and Angelina have a better life then you and me
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Call on me workout
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The Black President Bush
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Co Co’s tits are fucking huge
GO

Kim Kardishain and her big ol’ cans of the day
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Hot or Not?
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Drunk girls public flashing
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Britneys Meltdown of the year is coming
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Lookin’ good sweetheart
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Rupert Everette thinks homos shouldn’t have kids
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Some idiots eats a Habanero pepper
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Flavor Flav’s Comedy Central Roast
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And MORE reasons Lohan is an idiot..
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Home sweet home
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Pink kinda looks like a chick for once
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Retro Celebrities
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Misa Campo is a hot whore
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Britney Pregnant again? Oh helllllllll no!
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Lil Kim ain’t so Lil
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Michael Lohan going on Larry King. Ooooh boy…
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Drunk chicks with no tops on and making out
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Lots of Tits
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Lauren Conrad in a Bikini
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Stacy Kiebler likes to party
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War, what is it good for?
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Topless fatties protest at a Hilldog event
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Some chick gets naked on her roof
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I actually fucked a guy who used this stuff. True story.
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2007

23

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been getting a lot of emails asking questions about myself so I thought I would take some time to answer some of them here today

1) Yes, I am a different person then Jesus, and I am not just him dressed up as a girl posting. Althought the thought of that really makes me laugh.

2) As appealing as auctioning off my virginity to the highest bidder on the site, I’m not a virgin anymore, and have, in fact, been ruined many times over. And over.

3) Yes, Jesus is just as bad in real life

4) No, I’m not sure if I’m staying around when Jesus gets back, I hope so.

5) No, I haven’t lezzed it out with Sugar Nell…Yet.

6) Yes, I realize I am not as funny as/good as/ smart as/ etc as Jesus, but like or not, asshole, I’m her till he gets back. Deal with it.

Hope this answers some of the questions you guys had. Here’s some links, click them and your wildest dreams will become your reality.

hugs and kisses
Marie-eve Martinez


The Sexiest Ladies of the Simpsons
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Fill in the Blank – Family Guy
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How NOT to work out
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Finding sex has never been as easy as this
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Fat guys with hott wives. Yes, it really can happen and there is hope for you yet.
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And today, in Lohan drama….
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The child of my dreams
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Some bald dude gets laid. There’s hope for you yet
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The child of my dreams Part 2
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The internet has crashed!!
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Nichole Richie is a puker
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Some guy eats a live snake
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Long jumper hit by javelin
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Some bailbait chick does stuff with her tounge
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Is it still a nipslip when there’s tape over the nip?
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Jennifer Elliston like whoa!!
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CAT FIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
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Adriane Curry at the Playboy Mansion
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Pole vaulter hits the pavement
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Who’d you rather?
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Trouble for Brad and Angie? I don’t believe it, but whatever, here it is anyways.
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Smallest and tallest man meet in person.
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Vadgeonna wants to make a movie….Oooooh boy…
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Britney drives with son in lap. Again
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Harry Potter is rich and turns 18 today, so he’s finally legal. If I slept with guys my age, I would so be all over his ass.
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Kate Moss sex tapes??
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Heather Locklear is getting it in with that old dude still
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Some flexible chick in a bikini
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Pervert Dentist
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Don’t fuck with an elephant
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Yet another reason I am never, ever going to Iran
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You stay classy, Britney!
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Gone Baby Gone Trailer
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Jana goes lesbian
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Rihanna is number 1
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Heather Locklear wants to kick Pam Anderson’s ass!
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80’s Porn is funny, especially when it involves incest
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Young Demi Moore Topless
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ESPN readers are more offended by gambling them dog killing
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Biggest movie mistakes
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Hot Asian chick of the day
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Highschool students strip for teachers
Thanks Jonathan
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Rupaul is as funny as ever
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Anastasia Ashley kind of naked
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Eva Mendes topless
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Your body is underage
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Michelle Marsh with her top off. I think I will be more surpriced next time I actually see her with her top on.
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Anya has giant tits
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Hey, where’s her ipod?
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Half naked Claudia Schiffer in Vogue
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Sex sells. Duh.
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Kelley Hazell’s pussy in Cashback
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Flickr Tits
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I actually fucked a guy who used this stuff. True story.
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2007

20

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 20/07

I’m way to tired to write anything funny here right now. It’s been a long week without Jesus around, and I hope most of you guys are happy with the site content. He left us some big shoes to fill. If not, just keep your pants on, fatass will be back soon.

I made you some links tho, click them and I will be your best friend.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez
stepdaughter[at]drunkenstepfather.com


Hollywood’s best sugar momma’s
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And today in Porn….
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Next time your friend passes out drunk, do this….
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Sally Kirkland is a fucking nut
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Prison Thriller, as in the music video by Michael Jackson.
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Lohan Arrested and released. I hope next time she runs over a fucking kid.
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Arab road skating
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Drink or Strip?
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Shit is hitting the fan for Lohan’s career
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Elvis lives, and he’s fucking Sunrise Adams
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This guy likes to pee on hookers, of course for you that’s just an everyday thing, cause you’re a perv like that.
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Big tits and a mini skirt
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My lawyer can beat up your lawyer
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Some kid plays the Simpsons theme on two guitars.
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Some Russian pop star does Playboy
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Some chick from Big Brother with no top on
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Wrestling chicks
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High speed camera records water balloon breaking
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Natalie Portman’s nipple, kind of
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Who the hell is Carolina Marconi
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Shit from Japan is fucked up, and no, I’m not racist
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Taking it back to the 50’s
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More of pregnant Naomi Watts
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Thoughtful abortion debate.
Thanks Amy
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Kate Moss is crying…hahaha
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Johnny Depp is getting married. I am very, very sad.
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David Beckham presents Youth Cup
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Lohan cleavage
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Asian guy gets shot by paintballs
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Kangaroos will kick your ass
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Space shuttle takes out a bird
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More crackhead antics of Pete Doherty
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Lookin good Sweetheart
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Suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone
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Tara Reid’s tits are fucked man
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R.Kelly is fucking weird
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Pierce Brosnan to be the voice of Thomas the Tank Engine is yet another Hollywood remake they are going to ruin
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Paris Hilton is really making good on her word to change
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Veronica Logan = Very Nice
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Justin Timberlake likes the meat
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Swapping Kate Moss for Maggie Gyllenhall? OOooooookay…
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Courtney Love can’’t spell, but sure still rocks harder then you ever will
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Don’t pee on the ice
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Orgasm booth
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Britney Spears, hooker widow
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Delores Oriordon’s drummer had a seizure on stage
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Morrissey has beef with Madonna
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It’s business time!
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Masumi Max and Francine Dee = The Hottness
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Britney remembers panties for once!!
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Amy Winehouse if a fat fucking pig
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Ricky Martin pretends to be straight
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Gisele turns 27
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You stay classy…
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Find sex fast and easy online
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We all know you are a virgin, use this to get laid
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2007

19

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 19/07

I went to get a sandwich today with my friend, and it was great but I got really full you know, like to full in some ways. The thing about me is I have a really weak gag reflex (but only when it comes to gross shit, not for head or anything). As I’m walking down the street we turn the corner and theres this bum throing up on a wall, but this was some serious vomit. I don’t think I have ever seen this much vomit come out of a person, and trust me, I have seen a lot of people puking in my 18 years.

So right away, I’m all “I’m gonna hurl, I’m gonna hurl!� and my friend is all “Nono, don’t do it!� and I started dry heavy really bad about ten feet passed where this dude was still puking. Now also remember that this is on a busy city street, Thursday afternoon at 3, so there’s loads of people walking by, watching me dry heaving and wondering what’s up and then looking passed me to see this bum loosing his insides on the wall of the pizza place. It was truly a Kodak moment.

Here’s the links, click them and I’ll give you a kiss.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

Meat or Malady?
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How To: Rig a coin operated machine and never pay for laundry again
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More of the mess that is Britney Spears
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Tom Cruise is a Nazi
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Could somebody shit this fucking bitch up please?
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Pretty cool stunt with a Mini
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Paris Hilton has great choice in men
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Your mom is a slut
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Academic Honesty. This one is good.
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Pam Anderson soaking wet, and wearing white
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Half naked Shay Laren
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Danielle Lloyd will do anything for money
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Guys Wake friend up with a punch in the nuts
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Posh’s legs are pretty nasty
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Video of MiMi Rogers nude
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Ali Larter showing off her legs
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Quinton Jackson dry humps his interviewer
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Some aerobics instructor lets one rip on the air
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Amy Winehouse is one classy broad
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Nick Nolte is a drunk bastard, but he shared a table with me once at a restaurant, so he’s cool with me
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Plug your ears: Michael Bolton and Nicolette Sheriden duet on the way
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K-Fed is getting a job
GO

Content .vs. Commerce, assholes.
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Not too sure who Michael Bay is, but apparently, he sucks
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Plastic surgery fun with Tara Reid
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Jessica White models for Victoria’s Secret
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Catherine Zeta-Jones is way too hot for that old dude she is married to
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Review of Courtney Love’s show at the Roxy
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Katherine McPhee’s temporary tattoos
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Angelina Jolie is amazing and fuck you if you don’t like her
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Dude surfing a tsunami wave. Amazing!!
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The Internet: Reposted
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One shirtless bum beats the piss out of another
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Carlsberg and Mentos
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Some chick from Nebraska with a nice rack
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Jessica Alba wears stupid shoes
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Photo of the Day
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Tragedy caught on film
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Hilary Duff is into Leather
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Christina Aguilera is nice I think
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Dita Von Tease likes porn. I am shocked. SHOCKED
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Shay Lauren, like whoa!
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Rihanna should be a model instead
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Mischa Barton – “I’m different�
Us – “No, you’re not…�
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Daryl Hannah looking hefty
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Simpson’s pissed off the pagans
[nelson] Ha Ha [nelson]
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God damn Lohan is an idiot
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Find that special someone by stalking them on the internet first
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Use this, and your friends will finally stop teasing you for being a virgin, I promise.
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Email links and loveletters to stepdaughter[at]drunkenstepfather.com

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2007

18

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 18/07

Okay so I know yesterday after we had that video of the homeless dude and his dog and I was saying I felt bad cause I rag on homeless people a lot on here and shit, but I take it all back and whether I’m going to hell or not I really don’t give a shit because I hate most homeless people I decided today.

There’s been a lot of what I like to call “tourist bums� hanging out in my hood lately. Tourist bums are guys that aren’t from the neighborhood, but come to set up shop cause it’s a nice cushy spot to panhandle and our park benches are more comfortable then other places in the city, much like when a whore has a specific track she’ll walk in the city.

The thing about tourist bums is that they don’t know you, and that’s when the problem’s start. These guys will follow you down the street instead of just taking the hint. They don’t ask you to spare some change, they ask you to go buy them fuckking a beer from the store or a slice of pizza. I mean man, I’ll give people a hand out if I got it, I’m not that big of a bitch, but a fucking beer? What happened to asking for a quarter? They also have a better tan then I do, because they sit in the park all day, while I am inside on my computer writing for all 4 of you.

The bums in my neighborhood know that when I walk by them and don’t acknowledge them, it’s because A) I don’t have any money or B) I’m in a rush and don’t have time to stop. Either way, they know I will most probably throw them a nickel next time, so they leave me the fuck alone and move on to the next person. Tourist bums, take the hint. Even tho you are a bum….and don’t have internet….and therefore will not read this…Fuck.

You get your links early today, cause I have some family stuff to take care of.


Some idiot attempts 3 backflips
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Pete Doherty leaves rehab after one day.
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Britney Spears = Still Insane
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Japanese TV has done it again
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Finally! A cock smaller then yours is!
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Deep inside Nene Blue
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Some afternoon T&A
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Leeann Tweedan photoshoot
GO

Sadie Frost kind of see-through shirt but not really.
GO

Catherine Bell lookin’ sexy
GO

Sports dude are losers.
GO

Hilary Swank has amazing legs
GO

This guy does magic
GO

More crazy shit from Japan
GO

Rachel Ray is a fat, manly, slob
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For anyone interested in fashion
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Sweet thongs of summer
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Emily Booth topless
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Floors so clean you can eat your wife
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Dave Chapelle was in hospital for “exhaustion�
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Jordan gives her daughter a stripper name
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Beckham is a bench warmer
GO

Outhouse prank
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Tommy Lee is fucking Kimberly Stewart
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How to make an angry american
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News anchor laughing at model who fell
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Supermarket catfight
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Motorcycle wheelie gone wrong
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TMZ photographer beaten by CSI star
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How to steal a car
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Christopher Walken is homeless
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Nicole Richie = Whos the daddy
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Fake Spice Girls reunite. Wow, just, wow.
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Naomi Watts Preggers
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Russian Hobosex Part 2 (NSFW)
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More details on the Benoit Murders
GO

Spoof of the Wii Fit
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Dead bird cereal prank
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Hilary Duff pictorial
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Britney slaps her Mom
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Kelly Clarkson looks good when she is Photoshopped
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Large Breasts
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Kirstie Alley is fat again. I am shocked. SHOCKED!
GO

Pete Wentz is a wimp
GO

Hairspray comes out this Friday. Go see another shitty remake of a Hollywood classic.
GO

Tammy Faye Baker weighs 65pbs. Ew.
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Find sex is your hometown
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Get Laid
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Email links and loveletters to stepdaughter[at]drunkenstepfather.com

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2007

17

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 17/07

I’ve been getting a large amount of junkmail in my e-mail box, a lot of which is people from Nigeria and Slovakesstan and all sorts of other places I have never heard of asking for my bank account information because they want to scam money from me, which I think is hilarious, because I have no money and if they were any good at their scams they find someone who did. I keep replying to all of them in hopes that I can string them along for a little bit and post the emails here for all 4 of us to laugh at, but no such luck yet.

I’ve developed this whole story line where I work for a charity and I’m a good christian, god fearing women who wants nothing more to help them after hearing their sad, sad, story. Hopefully one of them will bite, and we’ll get to fuck around for a bit. Until then, click these links so my stepfather doesn’t beat me when he comes back from his cruise.


Sexy Jenny McCarthy Video. Yowza!
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Bikini car wash
GO
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Victoria Beckham’s show is going to bomb. Maybe she will go back to Britain and we can stop hearing about her.
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Sting is going to pay
GO

Lohan’s fans stick up for her. She probably paid them, because she has no real friends.
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Kimberly Kane wants you in the bathroom
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College Hottie of the Week
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For the rich trailer trash
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Pranking C-Span
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Liza Minelli is a wax figure.
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Face plant into the water
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Sauna sex is dangerous, just ask David Ducovney
GO

Weeds Season 3 update
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Andy dick got knocked the fuck out!!
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Paulina Rubio kind of upskirt but not really
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Hot chick and some blood in Esquire
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Screw tattoos, branding is where it’s at
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Little kid fucking with adults…No, not like that
This is filmed in my home city
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Video from Jessica Simpson’s fashion show.
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Rihanna does paper magazine.
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Robin Williams is a comic genius of bad movies.
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Salma Hayek screen shots from Dogma
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Incredible Picture
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Creator of Backstreet Boys and N Sync is going to jail. Serves him right.
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All these chicks make more money then you do
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Download the new Harry Potter, so you don’t have to steal it from the bookstore.
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Lookin’ good sweetheart
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And boy, does he have some GREAT rape stories….
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Some fatass gets stuck in shallow water
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Luke Skywalker is a real mother fucker
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Your Daily Piece of Ass
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Lord Conrad flippin’ the bird
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Pink is fucking weird looking
GO

Jennifer Ellison and Danielle Lloyd bikini pics
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Candace Michelle Bikini shoot
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Julianne Moore coloured her beautiful red hair blonde. What a tard.
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Girl next door washes her car
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Drunk girl on a pole
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Amanda Harrington in a gold bikini GO

Couple banging in a store window. Prolly fake, but who cares.
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Lily Allen shows off her third nipple
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Killer bike crash
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Ashlee Exposed
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Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo fully clothed
GO

More Vickie Blows
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Do it like Daddy showed you!
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Fastforward blowjobs, because I know you don’t last long anyways GO

Vodka Roulette
GO

Katherine McPhee looking naughty, but sweet.
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Megan Fox at some random airport
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Amy Winehouse needs to loose some fucking weight
GO

Pam Anderson in a see through dress
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Steroids found in wrestlers system. I am shocked. SHOCKED.
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K-Fed spends money he doesn’t even have on a nursery
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Eva Longoria eats ice cream. Whoop dee fucking doo.
GO

Ashley Simpson is knocked up and engaged?
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Because I know you can’t talk to girls in real life
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There’s a first time for everything! Use this to help you get laid.
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Send me links or stalk me here.
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2007

16

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 16/07

I went out to see my friend today, who has a little boy that is maybe a year and half or so. I hate babies to be honest, but this one is getting to be at the age where he talks a bit and stuff so he’s kind of interesting. He’s not one of those ugly babies either, he lucked out in the gene pool for sure. There’s nothing worse then an ugly baby.

I don’t think I want to have kids. To be honest, the thought of a baby growing inside of me makes me sick to my stomache and want to throw up. If I could avoid the whole pregnancy thing and just get one whe he was 3, I probably would. Maybe I’ll adopt, but I dunno I really just think I;m way to selfish and irresponsible for that shit and the thought of getting some AIDS baby from another country to give it a better life and then not really giving it a better life would make me feel pretty shitty.

I had fun with the kid. We looked at books and talked to each other in baby language. Then he got a weird look on his face and I realized he was taking a crap during our quality time. It really grossed me out.

Big link dump today, no pun intended.


And the award for best photo-shopped pic of all time goes to….
GO

Hilary Duff has high standards.
GO

Ghost Ridin’ Miss Daisy
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Former playmate arrested for DUI
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Car Trouble?
GO

The Obvious Boner
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Mylene Klass in a bikini
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Life goes on….I guess…
GO

Drunk kids + Gun = Accidental Headshot
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Nerd chicks are hott
GO

Some hott Hawaiian model topless
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Celebslam Lohan story picked up by the NY Post
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More people hate Britney Spears everyday.
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Guy gets ear chopped off at Barbershop
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Praising the lord to the tune of Heavy Metal
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Borat – After the Movie
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Lohan has to wear an alcohol detecting anklet. Ha Ha.
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Some Thai actress shows a bit of her bush
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Rare Biggie Smalls freestyle from when he was 17
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Definition of White Trash
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More baby mama drama for Diddy
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Hot lady Soccer referee does Playboy
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Danni Minogue lingerie photoshoot
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I thought Criss Angel was fukking Cameron Diaz?
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Stunt Bird!
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Katie Price sets her phone to vibrate
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Michelle Trachtenberg is a cheerleader GO

Another America’s Next Top Model slut with no clothes on
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Luke, I am your ever-growing sense of inevitability
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Jessica Simpson upskirt
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Photo Bucket Whore
Thanks to the Rogue Collector
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The five scariest sets of celeb boobs
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Katherine Mcphee…Yummy…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

Rebecca Romijn married that fag from My Secret Identity
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Some hot chick is hot for HILLDOG
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Woody Allem is just like a father figure? Ummm..yeah…okay..
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Because people collapsing on stage is funny
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Donald and Rosie feud coming to an end. It’s a sad, sad day.
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CAT FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!! MEOW!!!
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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BBQ at Justin Timberlakes
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Reporter takes of skirt to attack Bee
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Some chicks will do anything, because they are just stupid like that.
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Pregnant chick fights in the ghetto, just like my mom used to!
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Hayden’s mom is a MILF…Nice…
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Hot or Not?
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Sheriff Wifey wants to put you under arrest
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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And today, in Charlie Sheen news….
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Implants, before and after.
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Samantha Ronson suing over cocaine allegations. Good for her. For Real.
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Britney Spears nanny sold dildos. Classy.
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Elizabeth Hasselbeck talks about peeing in her daughters diaper in public. Ew.
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What is Love?
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Winnie from the Wonder Years in Details Magazine
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Vicky Beckham disses Eddie Murphy. Ha Ha Ha.
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Find sex from the comfort of you mother’s basement
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Use this to help you loose your virginity finally
GO

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