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2010

15

Apr

Womens Rights Spokespeople of the Day

Let this be a lesson to new parents, naming your kid “David Davidson” may sound funny and make you laugh, but it may make your kid kidnap whores and lock them in dog cages when they try to escape their life of prostitution, and in a “once you go prostitute, never go back to not being a prostitute, cuz you’ll always have being a whore part of you”, these guys decided to help her get focused back in on her career. You see every once in a while in the sex trade you get a headcase who thinks she can go back to the normal life, where sucking dick is for love and not for crack back alleys, and someone needs to intervene to let them know they’re crazy to think they can accomplish anything more than they have, or that they aren’t the whores they actually are, so if anything, these guys were just doing her a favor, like a life coach trying to guide you and keep you on track, but unfortunately, the police didn’t see it like that, they thought forcing bitches to sleep in dog cages was wrong, but if it was actually wrong, why do we call them bitches…Think about that.

Posted in:stepNEWS|Whore in Cages

2010

29

Mar

Pregnancy Termination Video of the Day

I have had this running joke for the last couple of decades about ways I would end a pregnancy if I ever accidentally knocked up, I even wrote a script about the shit, but my computer got stolen and I never decided to re-write the shit. I had the wholesome “I’m having a nightmare” punch in the gut, the less obvious drive into oncoming traffic while making a left hand turn when the bitch is in the front passenger seat, to the pushing down the stairs…but I never thought about poisoning my girlfriend with abortion medication you give cows…that shit was way to farmland americana for me to ever think about…but shit is genius…

Posted in:Pregnancy Termination|stepNEWS

2010

18

Mar

Peeing Crime of the Day

This is amazing the dude from Slumdog Millionaire just got arrested for peeing on girls on public transport. He was caught behind some 16 year old about to pee on her and I guess it’s got something to do with being sexual fetish, or maybe it has to do with marking his territory because he thinks he’s some kind of dog straight from the back alley of an Indian restaurant or the streets of Bombay.

Whatever the psychology behind this shit, it’s all amazing and I’m sad he got caught, I would have been way happier if they turned him into a viral video….

Posted in:Peeing|stepNEWS

2010

18

Jan

Crazy Cat Lady of the Day

There’s a woman in my building we call the crazy cat lady. She’s always drunk, I saw her puking in the alley the other day, and everytime I talk to her she acts like a fucking mental case you’d expect to be into cats, as they are her only friend, but I don’t think my cat lady has shit on this cat lady…but is equally desperate for cock…


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Posted in:Cat|stepNEWS

2009

01

Sep

The Georgetown Cuddler is Amazing of the Day

This dude is the single greatest sex offender I have come across. Just yesterday I was telling this hot chick I was walking down the street with that it’d be amazing to randomly hug people, you know just videotape us walking up to random people from behind and giving them a real solid fuckin’ hug, something loving that you’d expect to get from an old friend, just to see their reaction, but this weirdo, the Georgetown Cuddler, took it to the next fucking level, snuck into beds at night and cuddled up to single girls and that deserves a fuckin’ toast, or even a minor celebration cuz that is on some whole other level that I wish I was creepy enough to be on but still feel like I connect with…Especially since “Cuddles” used to be my obnoxious catch phrase when ripping into people online…

Posted in:Cuddler|stepNEWS

2009

01

Sep

Cougar Convention in San Francisco of the Day

Here’s a funny convention that I think I should organize the after party to, because Cougars in their knowledge of cock, need for male attention and love for younger cock because the chances of it ending up in another failed marriage are slim to none, keeping the relationship strictly fucking sexual is amazing to come across one night randomly at the bar, but much more amazing to walk in on a whole group of bitches who have already embraced the lifestyle enough to travel to conventions designed for them, you know this isn’t a one too many drink situation, this is a lifestyle, just be sure to wear a fuckin’ condom, cuz these older whores are known to be dirty from fuckin’ a lot and not using condoms since getting pregnant is a lot of the time all they really want….

Sure this is an example of giving women too many rights, making them think this lifestyle is amazing, when really they are miserable and just wish they had a man to serve and be controlled by, but at least they put out…

Posted in:cougar|stepNEWS