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Archive for the stepNEWS Category

2010

29

Nov

Chick Wears Bikini to Get Through TSA of the Day

Here is a chick going through airport security in a bikini….kind of an obvious move but I kinda like it….I was joking about getting a bitch to walk through airport security naked cuz everyone is so pussy about showing their pussies when going through the new scanners, which I guess makes sense, since TSA staff or pretty much dumb fucks high school drop out retards who thought it was better pay than the local McDonalds or chicken farm.

Seriously. It’s like these mindless retards are responsible for enforcing stupid fucking security measures that are totally unnescessary, making the hot chicks run through scanners, to pull out jerk off material for later in the night cuz that girl on the 8 am flight to O’Hare had a great rack….

I do not travel,that’s for classy folk who don’t have criminal records, but I’ve seen these idiots being interviewed on TV and on Radio about this, and they are total fucking trash who don’t deserve to see people naked….totally unprofessional and as far as I’m concerned not in a position to pump gas, let alone manage airplane safety…

What a joke….

Here’s a bonus stepNEWS clip of a fat chick falling….

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2010

23

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

These are all really fucking amazing stepNEWS videos. I guess people are losing their fucking shit you know with the Holidays coming, or the boredom of fall, poverty… whatever the reason, I’m just happy it’s going on. So here are some recent crazy fucking stories…to keep you entertained while I slowly wake up.

PA teacher accused of asking student for naked photos to settle debt

Drunk OH mom runs over daughter on purpose

IN woman told to remove underwear by TSA cuz the TSA is going nuts….

Man upset son saw naked women on MegaTouch game

83-year old grandma keg stand

NY Woman Confronts Subway Flasher

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2010

22

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

I am finally getting the stepNEWS up at a reasonible hour, you’d think I had this morning show fantasy finally on lock down, but unlike normal morning show hosts, I’m fucking up at this hour cuz I was on a fucking bender and haven’t got any fucking sleep yet…I am still drunk, my eyes are burning and I think this glass of wine is a horrible idea but it’s all the fucking booze I can find…here is some fun shit goin in the news…cuz it makes me happy….even though drunk makes me feel as happy as I can possibly be…Hello day. I can’t wait to pass the fuck out and sleep all day.

Here is the stepNEWS

Pregnant Dallas teacher arrested for sex with students

TX Teacher Busted Taping Student in Bathroom

Wisconsin man upset dealership sends mail to dead wife

An Wisconsin man thought he sent a clear message to a dealership to stop sending mail addressed to his deceased wife. Instead the dealership sent mail to ‘June Is Dead’.

Ohio Amputee Tased in Wheelchair

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2010

18

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

This is my 11 am morning show. I know I am going up against The View, which is probably a tough act to compete with, but I wouldn’t know, cuz whenever I happen to come across that amazing smut I can’t help but focus in on Whoopi and pretty much black out in a lust filled schizophrenic episode and next thing you know, kids and parents are lookin’ at me mortified and mall security is grabbing me out of the Radio Shack by my hair….her organic looking smells and Ted Danson expired cum still in her nasty pussy and her talks about her losing her bladder control and her menopause and all that goodnesss….

So here

SF Chuck E. Cheese Robbed at gunpoint

Man gets profane receipt from Burger King

A drunk driving suspect thought he put his car in park, but he put it in reverse. Chaos ensued and nobody was hurt.

Notorious bad Detroit neighbor accused of trying to run down neighbor

Jennifer Petkov, who used Facebook to taunt the family of 7-year-old Kathleen Edward, remains free on bond after waiving her rights to a preliminary hearing.

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2010

16

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

I like to bring the news to you first thing in my morning cuz I’ve got this weird fantasy where I’m the shit colored bi-product of Merridith Vierra and Al Roker’s dirty morning show fuck….

It was always a dream of mine to have a morning show of my own…but no one picked up my pilot since TV wasn’t ready for my morning masturbation to start your day tips, or my how to peep on your stepdaughters getting ready for school segment.

I was a man before my time….

Here’s the latest news:

Ice Cream Leads to Rape Suspect Identification

Rodeo Bull in Canada Jumps into Stands. No it wasn’t my wife. That bitch can’t jump.

FL Teacher Accused of Sex with Students…Isn’t that the whole point of being a teacher?

Ohio Forrest Fire Started by Burning Adult Magazines- Fucking Christians…

OH woman startled by man in clown mask breaks into her bathroom

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2010

15

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

I’m like a morning show a few hours too late. A few hot older mom legs and fake smiles too short. A fake tan and cooking segment too deprived and no real business communicating anything to anyone over any for of media….but here are my stepNEWS clips anyway, cuz I like weird shit that goes on in the world, and last time I checked, this was my site.

Seriously, these are genius…..

Caught on Tape: Woman slaps postal worker amid racist rant

A shocking video shows a woman slapping a postal worker during a racist rant outside of her home.

Caught on Tape: Denny’s Halloween Fight

Out of control Halloween fight at East Oakland Denny’s

Woman Slipped Date Rape Drug at South Street Concert

A 22 year old woman attending a concert at the TLA was slipped a date rape drug, driven to a NJ hotel and sexually assaulted

OH cop caught urinating in lake on dash cam

MN mom lies about daughter’s death, holds funeral

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2010

11

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

It’s good to stay informed with current events…and by current events I mean what weird, dysfunctional, idiots who make it on the news are up to…cuz current events about politics and fuckin’ the economy and the war in Iraq is just fucking noise that clogs up, bogs down and distracts from what’s really important.

Either way, none of these are actual news items…they are just viral and amazing…

Store owner vs. Skateboarding Punk

Tourettes +Karoke = THIS!

Survey Says…YES!

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2010

09

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

The latest news going on in my life is that despite the site always being down – I am not going to be giving it up.

Unfortunately for you, that means stepNEWS clips, cuz no post seems to offend people as much as this one.

I guess watching idiots on the news is hard to jerk off to.

But I would imagine that so is the rest of my site…so if you’re coming in for that…you’re weird and I probably shouldn’t listen to your complaints…oh that’s right…I don’t…and here’s the proof…

Haverhill Pastor stole from his church to support porn habit

Subway Job applicant turns robber in parking lot – Eat Fresh…

Naked Woman Drives Truck Into Strip Mall in California

Winning Lottery Ticket Sold at Michigan Porn Store proving yet again that porn addiction so bad that you go to porn stores even though the internet exists pays….

OR House Passed Out Condoms to Kids for Halloween

Limo carring party of bridesmaids hijacked

DORCHESTER – A limo carrying a party of bridesmaids was hijacked Saturday afternoon in front of the Blessed Mother Theresa Church in Dorchester.

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2010

20

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

I think the biggest and most important stepNEWS of the day is that I got my email back up and running after my webhost got hacked….I have also got a new webhost and they are currently migrating the site to a more stable solution.

I also think that when the site was down, instead of sitting here catching up on reading, I decided to use the downtime of strippers. It has been at least 6 years since I’ve been able to grab the lunch buffet and stare at tits with 20 bucks I stole from my wife…cuz instead of that life, I chose this site….something I think was probably a mistake but the destiny I chose for myself….

Here are some stepNEWS clips to keep you entertained….the site should be back to normal – stable and sexy in a few hours…but I have still been updating daily, cuz I’m like a fucking God….just don’t ask my wife to confirm that statement as she knows the truth which is that I am a loser…YAY….

Chimp Goes on Rampage in Kansas City
A chimpanzee broke out of a police cruiser and went on a damaging rampage….No this isn’t a racist joke….it was an actual chimp…

PA Woman Pulls Gun on Woman on Bus for Talking Too Loud on Cell Phone

OH Man Accused of Kidnapping Girlfriend to Force Abortion…I usually just pretend I’m having a nightmare while punching her stomach…

Flasher Warning in Orlando!

Motorcycle Cop Crushed by Truck in Peru

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2010

19

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

What better way to start a glorious hungover day, with a gloriously unstable website, thanks to a glorious disgruntled employee, who gloriously erased everyone’s fucking websites like a piece of fucking shit scumbag who was better off just pulling a disgruntled worker shooting, cuz at least my site wouldn’t have been affected….than the stepNEWS….

Everyday should start with you educating yourself about the world happenings…it makes for good conversation at the water cooler….it lets people think you are with it and aware…but when it’s stepNEWS, it also brings satisfaction knowing that you aren’t the biggest idiot out there…despite what your mom and exgirlfriend seem to think!

MI Teen Has to See Rapist at School Every Day
A Michigan teen is forced to see the boy that raped her at school every day and is taunted by his friends….She shouldn’t be huggin’ and kissin’ up on boys if she doesn’t wanna get raped…She learned a very valuable lesson about cockteasin’ and that’s if you’re gonna cocktease, you’re gonna get dick up in you whether you like it or not.

West Virginia Man Kills Friend with Bow and Arrow

OR Man Rages in Courtroom
A man, accused of rape, had to be subdued by three deputies after flipping tables and throwing punches in an Oregon courtroom

Twilight Book Burning in Portland…It is polluting the youth and turning kids bisexual cuz if woman are made like Kristen Stewart…They have no choice but to jerk off to R.Patts.

Woman Fired by Text
A FL woman was told that her services were no longer needed at work by a text from her supervisor…I woulda told her by raping her throat.

Car Plows into Pittsburgh DMV
A teen that just passed his driver’s test slammed through the front door of the DMV

Drill Bit Left in RI Patient

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2010

18

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

Just cuz my site got shut down, I hardly slept all weekend thinking the end was here…and not because of unprotected sex with a bitch who smells like feces…but because the future of my site was unknown, which probably woulda been good for my soul and given me the opportunity to make something of myself, but left me lost and unsure where to go…..I still make time for stupid news…even though everyone hates the shit….

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2010

18

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

What better way than to start the day with idiots who managed to get themselves on TV by just being themselves. No glitz or glam of Hollywood, no casting couch blowjobs, no marketing team or PR people to create some marketable lie about them, just real deal idiots involved in some authentic shit that wasn’t corporate strategy to get them noticed….

Brett Favre’s Crotch Nailed by Football

Brett Favre was nailed in the family jewels on the practice squad. ouch.

Offspring of Kenyan Paligamist Using Facebook to Unite Cuz Facebook Connects People….

Apple Patents Anti-Sexting App

Lakers Girl Smashed in Kings / Lakers Game

Woman Arrested for Threatening to Blow Up a Wal-Mart Over Prescription

A Connecticut woman desperate for amphetamines was taken down at a Wal-Mart after threatening to blow the store up.

Michigan Man’s Dog Comes Back to Life

A man was forced to put his dog down, but after the vet administered shots, the dog came back to life

NC Grocery Clerk Grabs Gun from Robber

TX Mom Murders Daughter’s Boyfriend with Bleach and Hammer

Year-Long Boy on Boy Rape Ring Busted in Michigan Trailer Park

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2010

18

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

Sometimes, I hate the stepNEWS too….so you can keep your hate mail to yourself…cuz they are staying cuz every once in a while there is something amazing….today is just not one of those days…

Teen ‘Bully’ Accused Of Toilet-Tipping

Police in Delaware have charged a 14-year-old after they say he forced a 7-year-old inside a “Port-O-John” and intentionally knocked it over

Caught on Tape: Transformers 3 Crash w/ Real Police Vehicle

One of the Transformers cars, Bumblebee, crashed into a DC Police SUV while filming in Washington, DC. Filming resumed at a different location later in the day

US Airways Flight Attendant Busted for Cocaine in Indianapolis

A US Airways flight attendant was seen with bags of cocaine strapped to her body after walking through a full body scanner, initially saying they were tampons.

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2010

18

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

I got a Facebook message from some dude who wanted to tell me that he was one of the haters I always talk about who hates the stepNEWS, but then he decided to try watching the shit drunk and realized what I was getting at….and watched every single one multiple times and loved it….because life is better drunk….brining up an important point…this site is a great experience as long as you are wasted…that’s the whole point of it…so get drinking….

Here is the latest news…

Algebra Teacher Freaks Out on Students

Donald Woods began throwing desks and chairs in the direction of students in reaction to his 11th Grade Algebra Class students’ taunting in Tennessee. Camera phones suck for crazy people getting filmed….

Detroit Neighbors Taunt Dying Girl-Everyone has heard this story….Websites are trying to distroy this woman…but I’ll post it anyway…cuz it’s hilarious.

Wife Attacked with Hammer in Kansas City

Pregnant GA Mom Accused of Beating Up 6 Year-Old Boy

TX Thief Holds Guilty Sign in Public – I love this public humiliation shit….It’s genius.

KC Woman Wakes Up with “HOE” Carved in Chest

OH Congressional Nominee Admits to Dressing Like Nazi

VA Mom Arrested for Letting 2 Year-Old Daughter Eat Marijuana

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2010

18

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

I got this email about the stepNEWS….

Jesus…

I can’t jerk off to the news, trust me I’ve tried. Seriously, it’s really putting a damper on my boner when I come to your site to cum for TITS. Stick to what you’re good at and post more TITS…

As much as I love talking to dudes about their boners….and as much as I like to think I am good at tits….I think the news is funny…so it’s staying…for now….and here it is…

South Korean Man on Rascal Scooter vs. Elevator Shaft – This can’t be real….
A South Korean man unwisely rammed elevator doors and took a fatal tumble down the elevator shaft

UFO Sighting in China Shuts Down Airport…They are coming for us…We are all going to die….

NY Strip Club Refuses to Close….who fucking cares….

Woman Chases Husband Around Wendy’s on Motor Scooter…I wish I was there…I miss all the fun….I need this footage..

Carwash Meltdown Caught on Tape
A frustrated customer went nuts after a change machine didn’t work and did $20,000 of damage

Saudi Prince Beats Servant in Elevator
Prince Saud Abdulaziz bin Nasser al Saud is accused of murdering Bandar Abdullah Abdulaziz in a frenzied sex attack at London’s Landmark Hotel on Feb. 15. Cuz Arabs are sane,

CT Teacher Accused of Having Nude Photos of Student on Laptop

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