Jessica Simpson is the old Ashlee, or Ashlee is the new Jessica, either way, they are both running around trying to get as much publicity as possible and I am okay with that. I think they both have something hot about them, Jessica is very horse-like in the face, and I always wanted to own a ranch when I growed up, Ashlee is built like a fridge box, and I always wanted a fridge growing up so I still don’t mind checking them out. I actually have no problem checking any girl out. I was meeting my parole officer for lunch today and saw this woman who looked like a washed up stripper come in. She had skinny legs to my neck and a huge rack. Her face looked like someone threw acid in her face in grade 9 science class, but I was still trying to look up her skirt, point of the story is that I really have no standards.

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