Being a fat person in Canada who never leaves my shitty apartment means that I never get the chance to see girls in bikinis, which is too bad because it is something I think I would enjoy. Molly Sims is some model turned MTV host, turned actress who doesn’t even really look that good to me, but I do like that she’s got a wrap on to cover up her ass. The fact that slut’s hiding something from the cameras makes me want to get up in that shit more than ever, I guess it’s the same reason I used to jerk off to Muslim bitches.

Either way, I was at the drugstore buying allergy meds, because I can’t breathe and walked past the yeast infection section, as I like to do because I like to see what sluts are shopping there so I can try to make them feel like the dirtbags there are. To my surprise I saw a 20 year old with a nose ring trying to choose the cream the best suited her vag infection. I laughed to myself because the intensity in her eyes made me me think she was buying a fucking car or house or whatever it is people have trouble buying because they don’t want any buyer’s remorse. I guess what it comes down do is that a vag is a pretty important place for a slag, it’s kinda all she’s got. It’s her job, her currency, her life savings and investment, it’s her recreation, it’s her hobby, it’s her anti-depressant, it’s her fucking education, it’s her fucking life. I guess that’s why bitch was being so careful.

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